- Lonny Flash: Now what do you do for Schidler Corp.?
- Jason Schmidt: I'm the plant manager
- Sister Harriet: Oh, perfect. Tell us everything you know about the warehouse, about the pathogen, the layout, the distribution routes. And if you dare say you know nothing, then I will set thee aflame, child.
- Jason Schmidt: Fuck you.
- Sister Harriet: Well, that's going to be rather tricky with your nethers on fire, dear.
- Lonny Flash: I'm in a warehouse with a hundred Nazis hell-bent on killing me. I'm not sure my breathing's gonna change that. Maybe my father was right.
- Sister Harriet: Oh? And was he right when a 22-year old Leonard Flazenstein went out on his own, leaving that armpit of New Jersey to start in a Broadway show? Was he, was he right when you won a Tony Award straight out of the gate?
- Lonny Flash: Yeah. Look at me now. I've been bested by Hoffman and Dreyfuss. I can't even get an Ed Wood film. Uh, he was right. Lonny Flash is not the man.
- Lonny Flash: Well, you're in a nice mood. You all right? Whoa. You look like you just swallowed a shit sandwich. What's going on? Wait a minute. Is that real emotion on your face?
- Sister Harriet: You're about to get a knuckle sandwich on yours if you don't pipe the fuck down.
- Millie Morris: Something tells me you deserve a lot more after what you've done, killing thousands of during the war, killing your entire family in broad daylight, blaming it on a black man.
- Biff Simpson: Not like it was hard. You Americans wax poetic about your immigration, your equal rights, your Statue of Liberty, your tired, poor, pathetic masses yearning to be free. And that torch? Might as well shove it straight up Liberty's ass. 'Cause at the end of the day, Americans are just as racist as the rest of us. Well, maybe not you. Why you think I done so good in Washington? Highest-ranking Nazi in the American government.
- Millie Morris: Then what happened? The pressure get to be too much? Is that you killed your whole family? 'Cause a Jewish survivor blew your cover? I got to say, for you to reach out to Grimsby, things must not have been going too good for you. It's not like you Nazis operate by any kind of moral code, either, so for you to have pissed them off, you must have really messed things up.
- Biff Simpson: This is why we'll always beat you. Y'all play by the rules. We don't.
- Millie Morris: Well, then, I don't suppose you want to tell me the real identity of The Colonel. Beat her at her own game.
- Biff Simpson: Nice try.
- Joe Mizushima: How the fuck are you alive?
- Lonny Flash: I told them I had a bomb. But it was just the base's antenna thing Mindy gave me. Dreyfuss can kiss my ass right in the crack.
- Carol Lockhart: Well, did you just see that shit? He's got to be in some kind of trouble. What if he gets hurt?
- Cheeks Johnson: And you think some white oinkers gonna help us? "Hello, Officers. Uh, don't want to get in the way of your racism, but could you help us Negroes possibly stop a Nazi plot?" Man, they'll lock us up and throw us in the loony bin and you know this.
- Biff Simpson: I like you. Uh, Millie, is it?
- Millie Morris: Sit back.
- Biff Simpson: You got spunk, Millie. Juevos negros. Could've made a great comrade if you wasn't a porch monkey and all.
- Millie Morris: Oh, damn, I was really hoping I could join that club.
- Biff Simpson: Seriously, though. Don't know how you do it. Wearing that skin every day, people thinking you the scum of the earth, getting paid, what, a dime to the white man's dollar? Must be a bitch.
- Millie Morris: Yeah, it certainly is. But I'd rather be standing where I am than sitting where you are.
- Biff Simpson: Oh, yeah?
- Millie Morris: Yeah. It's like you said, y'all don't play by the rules. So it's got to be scary as shit to be a cowboy Nazi with a bulls-eye on his back.
- Travis Leich: [about Tobias] You killed him. And his brothers as well.
- The Colonel: Yes.
- Travis Leich: Why?
- The Colonel: Because I could. Because they were weak.