- Dan Espinoza: You gonna help me or not?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Of course, Daniel.
- Dan Espinoza: You gonna make fun of me all day?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Of course, Daniel.
- Ella Lopez: it's a furry suit. I know, furries get a bad rap, but they're almost never sexual. I mean, most of the time, totally wholesome.
- [Awkward pause]
- Ella Lopez: ... If that's what you were thinking.
- Chloe Decker: Where were you this morning at 10:00 a.m.?
- Iris: I was at the convention, leading a seminar on building your fursona's backstory.
- Chloe Decker: [Turns to Ella] Is that a thing?
- Ella Lopez: How would I know? I'm a normie... normal person. Totally normal.
- Mazikeen: So, you lost a 14-year-old kid.
- [Points at Dan]
- Mazikeen: And she stole your badge
- [Points at Lucifer]
- Mazikeen: And your car?
- [laughs hysterically]
- Dan Espinoza: It's annoying, isn't it?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, it is when she does it.
- Chloe Decker: Beckett Wilson. She was the doctor's next patient. She found the body, she was pretty shaken up.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Talk about shock therapy.
- Chloe Decker: Are you considering moving back home?
- Ella Lopez: Well, I mean, you guys know how much I love it here, but... they're my family.
- Chloe Decker: So, you know, yeah. Well, Ella, you know, I'm... I'm trying to be supportive, but...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I'm not. Don't you dare go.
- Azrael: I should have reached out to you when Dad kicked your butt down to Hell. And I was going to, but, you know, a day turned into a week, which turned to, you know, a thousand years, and then it just seemed weird.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [about Beckett] Yeah, she just ran off to get us a couple of churro...
- [Looks over, she has disappeared]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh...
- Dan Espinoza: [laughs] In your face. She read you like a book. All day long you're making fun of me for getting duped by a kid and you lost her, too.
- [Realization hits]
- Dan Espinoza: You lost her. Oh, that's bad. This is really bad.
- Azrael: I mean, you know Ella, there's just something about her. She's so positive, she makes you feel like...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Good about yourself.
- Azrael: Yeah, exactly.
- Ray-Ray: You've always looked out for everybody, but I think you deserve someone looking out for you for once.
- Ella Lopez: Well, that is a very sweet thing to say. And I guess I'm 10% less irritated that you lied.
- Dan Espinoza: [about Beckett] She took my badge.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Well... good news is at least I got your phone back.
- [hands over phone, Beckett has sent the message "Sorry, not sorry losers"]
- Lucifer Morningstar, Dan Espinoza: That little bitch.
- Ella Lopez: In general, just don't be creepy.
- Ray-Ray: So no more watching you shower?
- [Ella glares at her]
- Ray-Ray: Okay, geez, I was kidding.
- Ella Lopez: Why would a ghost want to help me with work stuff?
- [Gasps]
- Ella Lopez: Ooh. Do you know the victim? Like, from the ghost world?
- Dan Espinoza: [At Six Flags] I hate these places.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What? Women on adrenaline highs, massive potential for wardrobe malfunctions.
- Ella Lopez: I was thinking of a new hobby. Collecting protractors or Star Trek phasers. Which do you think is cooler?
- Dan Espinoza: [Running to catch Beckett, who has stolen Lucifer's car] What, Beckett? Yup. I'm looking right at her.
- Chloe Decker: Dan, where are you? You were supposed to be at the precinct hours ago.
- Dan Espinoza: I... uh, yeah. Sorry. Battery.
- [Hangs up, Lucifer strolls up]
- Dan Espinoza: What, you couldn't run? I mean, it is your car.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I'll get it back, unlike your dignity.
- Lucifer Morningstar: First, Dad puts the detective here, and now you're trying to manipulate me with Ms. Lopez. Why does everyone think I need help meeting women?
- Azrael: Remember when we used to prank Amenadiel? Please tell me he still has that hilarious angry face.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Still angry. Still hilarious.
- Azrael: [about Ella] Whenever I was in the neighborhood, I'd stop by, see how she was doing, and we became friends. But apparently, it's weird if people talk to invisible angels. So I told her I was a ghost, which didn't help.
- Azrael: Since I couldn't really be with her, and I couldn't be with you, I thought at least two of my favorite people could be together.
- Azrael: I didn't abandon you. I've been busy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh?
- Azrael: I mean, you try being the Angel of Death. A lot of people die, Lu.
- Ray-Ray: Come on, Ellz, let's just hang for a little bit.
- Ella Lopez: No. You're a ghost.
- Ray-Ray: Not to be biased, but ghosts are pretty frickin' cool,
- Iris: Wesley isn't a guy. He's my fursona.
- Chloe Decker: Huh?
- Iris: Wesley Wolf is my O.C.
- [Chloe is still confused]
- Iris: Original character.