Lucifer (TV Series)

O, Ye of Little Faith, Father (2019)

Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar

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• Lucifer Morningstar : Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.

• Lucifer Morningstar : But you are here on Earth, so, if it's any consolation, you couldn't do worse than our father.

  Amenadiel : How do you know that?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Because ours was literally never there.

• Lucifer Morningstar : What do you do when someone has betrayed you? Normally I'd go straight to punishment, fire, brimstone, public humiliation via YouTube.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [First lines]  Forgive me, Father... for not offering you a drink. I have an aversion to the cloth. Daddy issues.

• Chloe Decker : She was a drug addict?

  Oscar Rivas : Don't judge her. A lot of us were.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, I'm not judging. I love drugs. In fact, do you think she might have any lying around?

• Lucifer Morningstar : A celestial impregnating a human... How is it even possible?

  Amenadiel : And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?

  Lucifer Morningstar : True.

• Father Kinley : I know the divine is real. And I also know that evil walks the earth. And that you, Mr. Morningstar...

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, brother, here we go.

  Father Kinley : ...Are not it.

• Father Kinley : I got word from a colleague of mine in Rome that she'd met with a priest who was hell-bent on banishing the devil from Earth.

  Lucifer Morningstar : And you all get paid to do this? I'm genuinely asking.

• Amenadiel : I'm pretty sure that my issues are much bigger than yours. Trust me.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I think we all know nothing is bigger than mine.

• Chloe Decker : Have you ever considered donating any of your vast fortune to charity?

  Lucifer Morningstar : I've put many a nubile law student through college, thank you very much, several of which were named Charity, so...