- Dan Espinoza: Guess what his first language is?
- Chloe Decker: Please say Arabic.
- Dan Espinoza: Yep. A guy named Turkish Pete.
- Chloe Decker: But Arabic isn't Turkish.
- Dan Espinoza: And Turkish Pete isn't Turkish.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hello there, I'm Lucifer. Lucifer Morning...
- Katarina: Yes
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes to what?
- Katarina: Anything.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Smiles] Still got it
- Lucifer Morningstar: Her? No, no. We're not together together.
- Eve: But we used to be. Maybe you've read about it in a little book called The Bible.
- Bashir Al-Fassad: Read about what?
- Eve: You know, the Garden, the snake, the apple.
- Lucifer Morningstar: The metaphors were a bit off.
- Eve: That's true. The forbidden fruit was less of an apple and more like a banana. A very large banana.
- Linda Martin: My house is not prepared for a flying baby. Other parents put up baby gates and cover up power outlets. What are we supposed to do? Baby proof the ceiling?
- Amenadiel: You know, that's a good idea.
- Linda Martin: There's a good chance it could come out with wings. Wings! Is that even safe for a human to deliver? Should I have a C-section? Will insurance cover any of this? I mean, who knows?
- Ella Lopez: Wait a second. Where is Lucifer?
- [Dan does a slashing motion against his throat]
- Ella Lopez: He was decapitated?
- Dr. Bette Crain: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.
- Amenadiel: A boy?
- Mazikeen: [Looks at ultrasound] Better luck next time.
- Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?
- Dr. Bette Crain: Typically, there's only one penis.
- Ella Lopez: Necklace woman is a con artist. Usually goes by Odessa something or other.
- Dan Espinoza: [Looks at file] Her real name is 'Sandy Bumford'. No wonder she changes it.
- Amenadiel: A son. There's so many things I can't wait to teach him. I mean, how to fight, obviously. How to fly. My very own mini Amenadiel. No, no, wait, wait. A-mini-diel.
- Eve: Found a way out of heaven.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I didn't think that was possible. For humans.
- Eve: What can I say? I've always been a bit of a rule breaker.
- Eve: On the way over, he kept showing off this really expensive necklace he made. Said it was for some Arab guy with a weird name.
- [Tries to remember]
- Eve: Byron? Buster?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Doesn't sound very Arab.
- Eve: Basher?
- Toby Golden: Everybody loves Pablo. The fun one. But if they knew who he really was... He was a train wreck. He wasted all our money on hookers and blow.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That doesn't sound like such a bad guy to me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Eve's uber driver] Right, get her home safely, alright... Hold on. You're not Rafael with five stars.
- Kid George: [Pulls out gun] The necklace. Now!
- Lucifer Morningstar: I am canceling this ride.
- Donovan: [Lucifer is raiding the bar at Lux] Mr. Morningstar. We're going to need those.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Not as much as I do.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Adam? Where's that barrel of laughs?
- Eve: Still up there. Where everyone is always so... happy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: But not you?
- Eve: Mm. I always felt like something was... missing.
- Ella Lopez: Cause of death, pretty obvi. Manual strangulation. Not a fun way to go. Unless it's your thing.