Lucifer (TV Series)

Expire Erect (2019)

Lauren German: Chloe Decker

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• Lucifer Morningstar : We can't miss the part of the case where we chase the suspect. Or you chase and I watch,

  Chloe Decker : I mean. Or you could help this time.

  [Runs through crowd] 

  Chloe Decker : Out of the way. Out of the way.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [Grabs a tire off the wall and throws it at suspect]  See? Didn't have to chase him at all. He got tired.

  [Chloe glares at him] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, come on, I thought that was one of my better puns.

• Chloe Decker : Do you mean as in Eve Eve? As in Adam and Eve?

  Eve : I can't believe they still put his name first. These are supposed to be more progressive times.

• Kevin : I thought you were here about the kit cars.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Kit cars? You mean those awful replicas that only look vintage? Those don't fool anybody with taste.

  Kevin : True. But you can make a ton of money selling them to goobers who can't tell the difference. It's not like it's illegal.

  Chloe Decker : Sounds illegal.

  Kevin : Um, it-it is illegal. But it's not murder.

• Marco : Who the hell puts green onions and ranch dressing on a sandwich? You better hope that your friends are better at finding people than they are at taking food orders. 'Cause I'm beginning to lose my patience!

  Chloe Decker : [Whispering]  Dan wouldn't make a mistake like that.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Are you sure? I once saw him eat a marble 'cause it was in a candy dish.

• Lucifer Morningstar : One last case should be enough.

  Chloe Decker : Enough for what?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well for closure, of course.

  Chloe Decker : What does that mean?

  Lucifer Morningstar : I... I-I'm not sure, but the doctor told me I needed it.