Lucifer (TV Series)
Orgy Pants to Work (2019)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Julian McCaffrey : You two are not at all what I pictured when I heard the cops were here. Kudos.
Lucifer Morningstar , Ella Lopez : We're not cops.
Ella Lopez : I'm actually a forensic scientist.
Lucifer Morningstar : And I'm the Devil.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Being shaken awake] Fetch me the goat!
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Devin : [Outside a gated nudist community] Sorry, but rules are rules. You want to go inside, you got to get naked. Either that or get a warrant.
Chloe Decker : Fine. I'll get a warrant.
[Turns around, sees Lucifer has stripped]
Chloe Decker : Lucifer!
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, when in Rome, detective.
Chloe Decker : Please put some clothes on. We are professionals. Ella, see if you can get a warrant from Judge...
[Sees Ella is also naked]
Chloe Decker : Vickers.
Ella Lopez : Bucket list?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Detective! Hiii.
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Herb : That millennial pervert has turned our little slice of heaven into a devil's playground.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Seriously? You haven't had a decent orgy in years. I leave town for two seconds and you... 50 shades of betray me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : ...So I'm standing there, buck naked, and then when I take my blindfold off, I realize my naughty girlfriend has only snuck us into the aquarium after hours.
[laughs]
Lucifer Morningstar : Next thing I know, we're tangled in the touch pool like a pair of randy merpeople. It was so Shape of Water.
Ella Lopez : Well, that just made my bucket list.
Lucifer Morningstar : And Eve did this thing with a conch shell... it was very creative, actually. I'll draw you a diagram if you'd like.
Chloe Decker : No. We're good. We get it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You don't happen to recognize this unfortunate looking chap?
Ping-Pong Paddle Man : Hmm, don't recognize him. You have any pictures of him without his clothes on?