- Trixie Espinoza: You have a piano up here?
- [She runs up to inspect it]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, but no! Please! Please don't touch that. I don't know where you've been.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's Daniel. He's a douche again.
- Eve: Oh, shall we punish him too?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Believe me, his existence is punishment enough.
- Trixie Espinoza: Where do you live?
- Eve: Here.
- Trixie Espinoza: Where are you from?
- Eve: Far away. I came here for Lucifer.
- Trixie Espinoza: Keep the commentary to yourself, lady.
- Chloe Decker: Do you think there is such a thing as celestial justice? Because if celestial justice does exist, like heaven and hell, then what we've been doing here, say arresting criminals... why even bother? I know you're religious and I thought you may have some thoughts on it.
- Ella Lopez: Well, I *was* religious and when I used to believe in all that stuff, I really thought that I was doing my part to uphold right and wrong on Earth and everyone would get their comeuppance eventually, but we still needed to keep people safe.
- Dan Espinoza: I just don't know... what to do, you know.
- Ella Lopez: Well, I don't recommend a downward spiral into drugs and alcohol.
- Chloe Decker: This isn't gonna work.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I agree. A gingham pocket square can be a bit aggressive, but I'm feeling it.
- Mazikeen: Do you know all the things that could happen to you or your baby out there?
- Linda Martin: Er... heartburn?
- Mazikeen: You could get gunned down in a drive-by shooting, Linda. Or kidnapped by a cartel who use women as drug mules, not to mention what an angel baby will fetch on the black market.
- Chloe Decker: You're the devil. But you're also an angel.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure that I am an angel anymore.
- Chloe Decker: What do you mean?
- Lucifer Morningstar: After I killed Pierce when my devil face returned... I never checked to see if my wings were still there. I still haven't. Afraid that they're gone. For good reason.
- Chloe Decker: Well, you know... I think you should look. Maybe you'll be surprised at what you find.
- Jacob Tiernan: Unless you have actual cause to charge me with something, this little chat is over.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I'm the devil, Tiernan, I have all the cause I need.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Could tie Tiernan to the anchor of one of his ships.
- Eve: Mm-hmm.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Or a million paper cuts from his own hundred-dollar bills.
- Eve: Great.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, actually... I know a man who owns an emu farm. They're surprisingly bloodthirsty animals.
- Mazikeen: You said I'm part of this family, Linda. So I'm going to protect you.
- Linda Martin: Maze, the people I am seeing this afternoon are a vegan chef who compulsively shoplifts... and a record producer who wets the bed.
- Ella Lopez: I looked back over the autopsy report and I was hoping we could find spit or urine or something we could use to track DNA. It's amazing how many dudes do that. I really don't get why.
- Chloe Decker: Golden gun. It's unique and it sounds familiar.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, Roger Moore's Bond films. Perhaps our killer's Scaramanga, the man with three nipples.
- Mazikeen: What is it?
- Linda Martin: I thought someone was following me.
- Mazikeen: Who?
- Linda Martin: You! You are following me.