Lucifer (TV Series)

Super Bad Boyfriend (2019)

Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar

Quotes 

• Lucifer Morningstar : You have a light inside of you that brightens the world, and a smile so infectious that it captures the heart of anyone lucky enough to see it.

• Lucifer Morningstar : You see, that's just it, Detective. Eve sees me in a different way. But so do you. That's what makes you so... So special. The fact you see me that way. But I don't like how that makes me feel either.

• Amenadiel : Apparently, there's a tradition here on Earth to ask someone to be a back-up parent in case something happens to the child's real parents.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh. Are you seriously asking me, evil incarnate, to be the child's godfather?

  [laughs] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : The irony.

• Lucifer Morningstar : You shouldn't have to change for anyone. And neither should I.

• Linda Martin : [to Lucifer]  I'm concerned that you're returning to a familiar pattern of...

  Eve : Denial.

  Linda Martin : That's exactly what I was going to say.

  Eve : Don't you just hate it when he takes the exact wrong message from every single conversation?

  Linda Martin : Oh, my God! Every single time!

  Lucifer Morningstar : [Annoyed with the bonding]  Right. Why don't we get back on track?

• Lucifer Morningstar : I really need to put a lock on that elevator.

• Eve : "When the devil walks the earth and meets his first love"; means you consider me to be your... first love. Ergo! You love me.

  [Kisses him] 

  Eve : Oh, my God! I can't believe you said it first. I've been dying to say it for so long.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Have you? Interesting you should focus on that part of the prophecy, when evil being released really is the relevant part.

• Chloe Decker : He told me about a prophecy.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [Scoffs]  Right. What is it this time? Frogs about to start falling from the sky, or... perhaps 'winter is coming'.

• Chloe Decker : So what do we have?

  Dan Espinoza , Ella Lopez : [Speaking simultaneously]  This is Sandra Baez...

  Ella Lopez : Yeah.

  Dan Espinoza , Ella Lopez : She was 32 years old...

  Dan Espinoza : Yep.

  Dan Espinoza , Ella Lopez : And a history teacher.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Whatever's happening here is undoubtedly somehow my fault.

• Amenadiel : I know who did this.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I'll drive.

• Linda Martin : The real truth is what?

  Lucifer Morningstar : There is something rotten inside of me. I find it near impossible to drown out the constant cacophony of voices whispering in my ear, telling me I am evil. I'm drowning, doctor! And I can't stop asking myself... why do I hate myself so much?

• Caleb Mayfield : I was thinking about quitting YEA altogether.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You were going to break up with the entire club. How does one specifically say nay to YEA?

• Lucifer Morningstar : What happened there, brother? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

  Amenadiel : That happened one time, Lucy.

• Dr. Chan Ahn : [Looking at a bad drawing of Lucifer's wings]  You have moles that large on your back? You need to get them checked out, have them removed.

  Lucifer Morningstar : But I tried removing them in the past, but the stubborn buggers always seem to grow back. I just need you to dress them up a smidge. Maybe you could... attach some white feathers or tattoo them. Something cheery, flowers, maybe.

• Lexy Shaw : She was also the SAT prep administrator, so helped me get into my first choice. It was Harvard.

  Lucifer Morningstar : What advice would Miss Baez give to, say, a student in a relationship who, I don't know, needed to break up with someone?

  Lexy Shaw : Oh, well, I wouldn't know. My boyfriend and I are super-solid. We'll probably get married. After we both finish college. At Harvard.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Your parents' marriage failed. What exactly was the final nail in the coffin of their relationship?

  Nate Mifflin : Weirdly enough, things got really bad after they went to couple's therapy.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Therapy. Of course.

• Chloe Decker : He said, "When the devil walks the earth and finds his first love... evil shall be released."

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, this is wonderful news.

  Chloe Decker : It sounds kind of bad.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, it's bad. It's bad, but... it explains why I'm changing.

• Chloe Decker : I need to tell you something.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I'm all ears. Or horns, rather.

• Jeffrey Benedict : I started seeing my ex, Emma. We had gone to counseling. It was rough at first, but ultimately it helped bring us back together.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Now you tell me!

• Jeffrey Benedict : Yes, we were having an affair, but that's over. Broke off last week.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You didn't have to kill her to break up with her, did you?

  Jeffrey Benedict : Of course not!

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh.

  [sighs in relief]