- Lucifer Morningstar: [barges into Linda's office] This is all your fault. You and your epiphanies. Turns out self-help is actually self-harm.
- Linda Martin: Hey, Lucifer, it's okay to be afraid. That means we're making progress.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, we're making progress in precisely the wrong direction!
- [angrily pulls off the glove he's wearing to reveal his devil hand]
- Linda Martin: Oh, Lucifer! What's happening to you?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly what I'd like to find out and quickly because I can't walk around like O.J. bloody Simpson forever!
- Dan Espinoza: [to Maze about Eve] I've never seen you look at anyone the way you looked at her. Like you weren't thinking about stabbing them.
- Ella Lopez: You can't touch this!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I get it. It's the lyrics to the song.
- Ella Lopez: No, it's because I haven't bagged it yet
- Lucifer Morningstar: I can't go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I'll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.
- Ella Lopez: Stop! "Hammer time!"
- [Does dance. Gets looks]
- Ella Lopez: 'Cause she was killed with a hammer! Come on, guys, I've been waiting years to do that one.
- Amenadiel: What about the name, uh, "Zoriel"? That's a good name for a warrior. We can call him "Zori" for short. Or "Ezekiel". "Zeke".
- Linda Martin: Yeah. Um... I was thinking about the name... "Jack".
- Amenadiel: Hmm. Mm.
- [Considers]
- Amenadiel: Short for "Jackiel".
- [Linda gives him a look]
- Amenadiel: We could definitely put that on the list. Right after "Azmortiel".
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Eve is sittting at Chloe's desk] Okay, where is the detective? You haven't murdered her and assumed her identity, have you?
- Dan Espinoza: What the hell you doing here?
- Mazikeen: Just getting some air.
- Dan Espinoza: Right. Air. In the backseat of my car that is parked in a garage.
- Lucifer Morningstar: The prophecy, it's coming true. "Evil will be released," right? Well. The only question that remains is what kind of monster will I be when it's done releasing?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Why would I ever hate me?
- Dan Espinoza: I might have some ideas.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Which is exactly why I've come to you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: All my time with Dr. Linda has been about exploring the denial that I'm in, but I've overcome that now, I've had an honest-to-Devil epiphany. Now all my problems should just, you know, go away.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Tell me, Moira. Did killing your sister make it go away?
- Moira Murphy: What?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Your self-hatred, of course. If so, do you think if I made a dummy of myself and murdered it, it might work for me?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I had to run home to replace your ghastly scarf. One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.