Lucifer (TV Series)
Who's da New King of Hell? (2019)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Time for all good demons to go home.
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Chloe Decker , Mazikeen : Lucifer!
Lucifer Morningstar : [Wakes up] Am I dreaming? No, wait, I can't be; you're both dressed.
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Chloe Decker : So, um... it's all... totally gone? The red skin, the devil wings. No more flare-ups?
Lucifer Morningstar : It's not hemorrhoids, Detective
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Amenadiel : I've made a decision about my son. And even though in my heart, I... I believe it's right, I know it's gonna be painful.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh. Right, that. Well, 79 percent of American boys are circumcised, so you'll be in the majority if you go that way; however, it does reduce sensation by about 32.8 percent, according to Dr. Oz.
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Linda Martin : Forgiving yourself. It's not as easy as you think. It doesn't happen overnight.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, if you were still my therapist, I might listen to you.
Linda Martin : No, you wouldn't.
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Lucifer Morningstar : The demons in question are Dromos and Squee. Hardly the brightest bulbs in the hellfire chandelier.
Mazikeen : I hate those two. Especially Squee.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, everyone hates Squee.
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Lucifer Morningstar : No way in Hell I'd ever return to, well, you know.
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Chloe Decker : You should probably head home, Lucifer. 'Cause no victim, no case.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, very well. I supposed there'll be another murder tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
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Eve : I needed to apologize for... for all of it, and everything I've put you through.
[sniffles]
Eve : But I realize... I mean, you're not this perfect guy I made you out to be
Lucifer Morningstar : You suck at apologies.
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Dromos : Hell has been really bad since you left.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, well, that's a shame, 'cause it was a real vacation destination before.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, enjoy your child. Have him ring me when he's old enough to go to strip clubs.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Catching Dromos trying to feed Charlie tainted milk] Surely you've heard, breast is best.
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Chloe Decker : Is there anything I need to know about how to fight a demon?
Lucifer Morningstar : Not really. Just that they are super strong, scary and mean. Like Maze.
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Eve : The Mayan! That's it!
Chloe Decker : Okay, it's a venue. Rents to concerts, and also, I think, church groups.
Lucifer Morningstar : Sex, drugs, rock and roll and my dad. That sounds like the oxymoronic venue we're after.
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Dromos : You didn't write, you didn't call. You didn't even send a burnt offering. The-the demons of Hell?
[whispering]
Dromos : They need a king.
Lucifer Morningstar : Very well. Dromos of the Lilim, by the power of Grayskull, blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, I hereby name you King of Hell.
[Does a vague knighting gezture]
Lucifer Morningstar : There you go. Throne's all yours.
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Chloe Decker : How do we find three demons and a baby?
[a passing cop gives them a look]
Lucifer Morningstar : Three Demons and a Baby. That's one of my favorite movies.
[both chuckle awkwardly]
Lucifer Morningstar : Not as good as the original, though.
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Chloe Decker : Kinley's vial? You kept that?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I didn't think it was something I could just toss down the drain. I was gonna chuck it out with my spent batteries.
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Lucifer Morningstar : The good news is, I think you're right. I think Amenadiel does have the child safe. The bad news is... I think it's my least-favorite place...
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Eve : I killed him... and-and-and then, I... kind of, sort of summoned a demon from Hell into his body?
Lucifer Morningstar : What?
Eve : It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Detective, I can't believe I'm saying this, but there are more important things than me right now.
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Dromos : What's so great about Earth anyway?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, no offense, but the company's far greater, the work more interesting, and the liquor far superior.
[Takes a drink]
Lucifer Morningstar : Mm! And I've just become an uncle and someone needs to teach my nephew about sex, 'cause, well, my brother's certainly not capable.
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Chloe Decker : I'm not afraid of you anymore.
Lucifer Morningstar : You're not?
Dromos : You see, this is what I'm talking about. It's so sweet, I'm gonna puke.