"The Good Place" Janet(s) (TV Episode 2018) Poster

(TV Series)

(2018)

Stephen Merchant: Neil

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Quotes 

  • Neil : Ah, here's one. This means that someone has just done something which has never been done before. "Richard Moore of Sugarland, Texas, "hollowed out an eggplant and filled it with hot sauce and nickels." And amazingly, it's not a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human behaviors are weird sex things. But not in this... oh, no, it is a weird sex thing, yeah. Well then, we zip that over to the relevant departments. In this case, Anastasia in the Stuffed Vegetable Department. We've got Hector over in American Coins, and my dear buddy, Matt, in Weird Sex Things.

    Matt : I'm still waiting on a response to the request I filed for immediate suicide.

    Neil : Request denied.

    [to Michael and Janet] 

    Neil : I love Matty. He's hilarious.

  • Neil : Every action by every human on Earth is recorded and then sent here to be assigned a point value based on the absolute moral worth of that action. For example, a couple in Osaka, Japan, just decided to have a destination wedding: negative 1,200 points. Oh, and it's a destination theme wedding: negative 4,300. The theme's Lord of the Rings - they're basically doomed.

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