- Anne: Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing, it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.
- Tony: Listen up, right? I'm an escaped lunatic, and I like murdering little fat kids like you, so if you hit George or anyone else, I'm gonna come to your house - I know where you live - and while you're asleep, I'm gonna smash your stupid head in with this hammer.
- Tony Johnson: You never need to use your own vaginal yeast to make bread. Go to the shops, get a lovely loaf.