- Dalek: [a Dalek suddenly bursts through a sealed door within a large warehouse] I am rebuilt!
- The Doctor: [examining the reconstructed Dalek front and back] What do you call this look - junkyard chic?
- Dalek: Earth is now under control of the Daleks.
- The Doctor: No it's not. You couldn't even control one person.
- Dalek: Humanity will surrender.
- The Doctor: They really won't, trust me. I've seen them in action. They've fought off so many things, including the worst of their own people. They're really stubborn. Have you not worked that out yet?
- The Doctor: It's shutting down the WiFi. The phone signals. Whoa! That Dalek just shut down the whole of Britain's Internet.
- Graham O'Brien: What? On New Year's day? When everything is shut and everyone's hung over?
- Ryan Sinclair: What a monster.
- Graham O'Brien: Come on, Doctor! One squid versus seven billion humans and you. The odds have got to be in our favor, surely.
- The Doctor: [on the mobile] Get me Kate Stewart at UNIT! This is a code zero emergency!
- Call Centre Polly: I don't know what that is, I'm afraid. Which organization did you say?
- The Doctor: *UNIT* Unified Intelligence Taskforce. This is incredibly urgent. The fate of the entire planet is at stake.
- Call Centre Polly: I'm checking for you... Oh, I'm so sorry. UNIT operations have been suspended, pending review.
- The Doctor: What? No, it can't have been! UNIT is a fundamentally vital protection for planet Earth against alien invasion.
- Call Centre Polly: Yes, but when did that last happen?
- The Doctor: Now! Right now! What happened to it?
- Call Centre Polly: I'm just checking... All UNIT operations were put on hold following financial disputes, and subsequent funding withdrawal by the UK's major international partners.
- The Doctor: You're kidding.
- Call Centre Polly: Other armed forces are available if you can answer a couple of questions, to help me best direct your call.
- [the Doctor hangs up]
- Dalek: Who are you? Identify!
- The Doctor: I am the Doctor. Ring any bells?
- Dalek: Sonic device override!
- [her sonic starts to sputter]
- The Doctor: I'll take that as a 'yes'.
- Dalek: Humanity will surrender. Dalek invasion fleet will be summoned. Total conquest of Earth predicted in 9376 rels.
- [Dalek fires propulsion jets and blasts through the warehouse roof]
- The Doctor: [runs outside the warehouse to track the Dalek's course] Now I must remember. How long's a rel?
- Ryan Sinclair: [describing the Dalek] Short version -- alien psychopath in its own tank trying to bring loads more to Earth.