- Ray Manchester: Kids shouldn't watch any videos online. They should only watch TV.
- [looks straight into the camera, breaking the fourth wall]
- Kid Danger: [singing] "5-5-5-6-3-1-2..."
- Captain Man: What're you doing?
- Kid Danger: "Call us and we'll come get you."
- Captain Man: Everything was goin' fine till you plugged your weird phone into the truck's electrical system!
- Kid Danger: Okay, the Man Truck's "electrical system" is made out of duct tape and denial.
- Captain Man: I refuse to believe that.
- Jasper Dunlop: [the only foreseeable way for all to survive an atomic blast is for Captain Man to...] Eat, the, bomb. Eat, the, bomb.
- Henry Hart, Ray Manchester, Jasper Dunlop, Schwoz: [chanting] Please be popcorn. Please be popcorn. Please be popcorn...
- [Ray blasts a banana from Jasper's hand]
- Ray Manchester: What did I say about food challenge videos in the Man Cave?
- Jasper Dunlop: [dejected] That only you can make 'em.
- Captain Man: [smugly] Where'd you put Susie?
- Kid Danger: [smugly as well] Uhh, I didn't put Susie anywhere. You said you were gonna put her in the back of the truck.
- Captain Man: Uh, no, I didn't!
- Kid Danger: Before we left, you went back to the Man Cave to get your heating pad; I said, "On your way back, get Whitlin' Susie and put her in back of the truck."
- Captain Man: [still with an air of superiority] Oh. And what did *I* say?
- Kid Danger: You said, "On it like a bonnet."
- Captain Man: [thinking] Oh, yeah. I do remember saying that. That was funny.
- Kid Danger: Soooo, if Whistlin' Susie's not here... where IS she?
- [Captain Man takes a quick glance under the truck]
- Captain Man: The truck is not old! All right? The truck is a boy, a young boy, who will never grow old and never die and will always be Mommy's favorite!