- Jasper Dunlop: [trying to impress Patina] Mmmmmmmmm... Kid Danger!
- Charlotte Page: What?
- Henry Hart: Oh, God.
- Patina: What about Kid Danger?
- Jasper Dunlop: He owes me a favor.
- Piper Hart: He does?
- Henry Hart: Uh, yeah. DOES he, Jasper? I don't... I don't... I don't...
- Jasper Dunlop: Yeah, her does! And, uh, he could, uh.. He could protect you.
- Piper Hart: From allergies?
- Jasper Dunlop: No! I, uh, b... I mean... yes, but I... I just mean that Kid Danger's got all kinds of cool gadgets and stuff, uh... Right right right right right, Henry? Right, Henry?
- Henry Hart: How would I know that?
- [first lines]
- Jasper Dunlop: Happy Fajita Friday, people!
- Schwoz: Oooo!
- Henry Hart: It's not Friday! It's Saturday!
- Jasper Dunlop: Oh, that would explain why I was the only one at school today.
- Ray Manchester: Silence, boy! I'm tryin' to buy tickets to Cactus Con!
- Jasper Dunlop: But they don't go on sale until Saturday.
- Charlotte Page: [witheringly] Think it through.
- Piper Hart: Don't sit there.
- Henry Hart: Ha. My house too, Piper. I sits where I wants.
- [sits]
- Henry Hart: Eep!
- Piper Hart: I just meant because that's where all the extra cactus needles are.
- Henry Hart: I feel that now.
- Ray Manchester, Henry Hart, Schwoz, Jasper Dunlop, Charlotte Page: [said at various times in the show] WASSUUUUP?
- Kid Danger: Ha-ha! Dude, you just bumped into the world's most poisonous cactus.
- Ray Manchester: [scoffs] How you know that?
- Kid Danger: 'Cause there's a sign that says it right there -- 'World's Mosty Poisonous Cactus - Don't Bump Into It."