- Henry Hart: I don't have time to come up with a rhyme.
- [realizing]
- Henry Hart: That thyme was accidental.
- Virus: I am Virus. I spread and destroy.
- Piper Hart: The Internet's back! I don't want to talk to people, so beat it AND LET ME STARE AT MY PHONE!
- Mary Gaperman: For those of you who don't know, "looting" means shopping for free.
- Trent Overunder: That's wrong, Mary. "Looting" is just another word for stealing items that don't belong to you.
- Mary Gaperman: For free. Safety experts recommend if you are going to loot, always loot with a buddy. That way you can steal the heavier, more expensive items.
- Trent Overunder: No, Mary, that's not what they say.
- Mary Gaperman: Always wait thirty minutes after eating before you return to looting.
- Trent Overunder: Please don't loot. It's wrong. No one should ever loot.
- Mary Gaperman: Without a life jacket.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I hate your plan already.
- Schwoz: Why? What's your beefies?
- Henry Hart: I'm wearing a diaper, dude! That's my beefies!
- Schwoz: It's not a diaper. It's a special device called a Dual Ion Atomic Particle Extraction Reader.
- Henry Hart: D-I-A-P... Dude, that just spells diaper!
- Schwoz: Hey, just leave it on.
- Henry Hart: Why?
- Schwoz: Because every time you use your superpowers you create a special chemical that runs through your blood stream. This diaper -- it monitors that chemical. When your blood is full of the chemicals, that strip will turn blue.
- Henry Hart: Oh, like a diaper?
- Schwoz: Yeah.
- [Schwoz begins his unorthodox plan to combat Rick's Internet virus]
- Henry Hart: Yep, great, got it. I wear a diaper while you fire sharp objects at me and harvest my blood. Pretty normal after school job.
- Jasper Dunlop: [to Henry] You wanna take a turn on the bike?
- Henry Hart: You wanna wear a diaper?
- Jasper Dunlop: Hope.
- Ray Manchester: Come on, Clancy. My fists are gettin' antsy.
- Schwoz: Clancy can't go. No, I need him and his blood to make that anti-viroos.
- Ray Manchester: But Rick Twitler's got a meetin' with a beatin'! He's gonna have a tryst with my fist!
- Henry Hart: Dude, punching Rick Twitler won't help defeat the virus. It'll just make you feel better.
- Ray Manchester: So we agree. -- I'm going.
- Henry Hart: [resigned] All right.