- Brian Bender: So, how long did it take you to grow that sweet 'stache?
- Jasper Dunlop: Huh, 'bout four days?
- Brian Bender: Four days? That's it?
- Jasper Dunlop: I was in Iowa.
- Brian Bender: Ah, that makes sense.
- Jasper Dunlop: [finishing his account of the bird robbery] I'm like Batman if Batman had a mustache.
- Officer Walnut: [to Henry] And what were you doing during all this?
- Henry Hart: Um, I was upstairs.
- Officer Walnut: Hiding?
- Henry Hart: No.
- Officer Walnut: Crying?
- Henry Hart: No.
- Officer Walnut: [to Officer Bitson] Just write down crying.
- Officer Bitson: Blondie was crying.
- Jasper Dunlop: [staging a crime scene] All right, now hit me... in the face.
- Henry Hart: Dude, why... why would I hit you in the face?
- Jasper Dunlop: 'Cause when the cops get here, I need them to think that I put up a fight. They're not gonna believe that a kid with a mustache just ran away.
- Henry Hart: Dang it, you're right.
- Jasper Dunlop: Yeah, I am. Now hit me... in the face.
- [Henry complies]
- Otto: Henry is Kid Danger.
- Otto: [from another room] Henry is Kid Danger.
- Piper Hart: Did one of you just say something?
- Jasper Dunlop: Uh, I said... Henry kissed a stranger."
- [Piper scowls]
- Henry Hart: Sure did.
- Jasper Dunlop: Mom told you to stop doing that!
- Brian Bender: But, good news, police say a specially-trained, bird-sniffing snake is being brought right to this location to help find Otto.