Henry Danger (TV Series)

Secret Room (2019)

Michael D. Cohen: Schwoz

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Quotes 

• [Captain Man orders Schwoz' family out of the Man Cave] 

  Schwoz : But I asked you if they could come visit for a veek and you said "Yeah sure, whatever, Schwoz."

  Kid Danger : Dude, why would you say that?

  Captain Man : I didn't!

  Schwoz : Yeah, you did!

  Captain Man : When?

  Schwoz : I asked you three months ago because you can't think that far ahead, so you just say yes to anything.

  Captain Man : That is so not true!

  Charlotte Page : Hey, can Jasper and I get raises in three month?

  Captain Man : What? Yeah, sure, whatever. That's like a million years away.

• [one by one, the team's hands hover over the Man Cave self-destruct button] 

  Ray Manchester : Hey! Just listen to me! I am a shallow, impulsive, immature man-child.

  Schwoz : Yeah.

  Ray Manchester : So you will apologize to both of us and make us a fiesta-sized churro or I will blow this whole thing sky high!

  Schwoz : Vell, I vill hit dhis button myself before I apologize to YOU!

  Charlotte Page : W-well-well, I will blow up the Man Cave if we don't all stop fighting! We're friends. If we can't get along, then we don't deserve a Man Cave.

  Henry Hart : Well, *I* don't think that anybody should blow up the Man Cave, ever, for any reason, and I actually think we should all just take our hands away from the button, okay?

  Jasper Dunlop : Well, *I* am feeling left out!

• Kid Danger : That kid has a beard!

  Schwoz : Yeah. So cute. Zed's baby beard hasn't fallen out yet, but when it does, the beard fairy will come and...