- [Captain Man orders Schwoz' family out of the Man Cave]
- Schwoz: But I asked you if they could come visit for a veek and you said "Yeah sure, whatever, Schwoz."
- Kid Danger: Dude, why would you say that?
- Captain Man: I didn't!
- Schwoz: Yeah, you did!
- Captain Man: When?
- Schwoz: I asked you three months ago because you can't think that far ahead, so you just say yes to anything.
- Captain Man: That is so not true!
- Charlotte Page: Hey, can Jasper and I get raises in three month?
- Captain Man: What? Yeah, sure, whatever. That's like a million years away.
- Henry Hart: Ray? What is that thing?
- Ray Manchester: It's the Man Cave self-destruct button. In the case of dire emergency -- or if I need to prove a point -- I press this thing and it starts a countdown clock, and when that clock says zero, the Man Cave says boom.
- Henry Hart: Ray, do not blow up the Man Cave.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, I won't have to. They're gonna back down. This is how the big boys negotiate. Trust me.
- Henry Hart: I do not trust you.
- Ray Manchester: Well, you better trust me, Henry, or I will BLOW UP THE MAN CAVE!
- Henry Hart: OKAY, I TRUST YOU!
- Ray Manchester: See? That's how it works.
- Ray Manchester: [singing lyrics to the Henry Danger theme] Perfect tan and glorious hair / He protects all Swellview, man and woman / Mankind! -- Especially moms.
- [one by one, the team's hands hover over the Man Cave self-destruct button]
- Ray Manchester: Hey! Just listen to me! I am a shallow, impulsive, immature man-child.
- Schwoz: Yeah.
- Ray Manchester: So you will apologize to both of us and make us a fiesta-sized churro or I will blow this whole thing sky high!
- Schwoz: Vell, I vill hit dhis button myself before I apologize to YOU!
- Charlotte Page: W-well-well, I will blow up the Man Cave if we don't all stop fighting! We're friends. If we can't get along, then we don't deserve a Man Cave.
- Henry Hart: Well, *I* don't think that anybody should blow up the Man Cave, ever, for any reason, and I actually think we should all just take our hands away from the button, okay?
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, *I* am feeling left out!
- Henry Hart: [next to a Statue of Liberty cutout] You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, dang you! Gosh dang you all as well!
- Henry Hart: I'm sorry, officers. Yeah, I'm just tryin' to... take this karaoke machine to work, and I feel, like, if I hear what you have to say, I'll get involved; so, excuse me. Excuse me, Dad. Excuse me. Thank you. I... am -- excuse me -- gone.
- Kid Danger: That kid has a beard!
- Schwoz: Yeah. So cute. Zed's baby beard hasn't fallen out yet, but when it does, the beard fairy will come and...