- Ray Manchester: Well, who ya gonna believe, Charlotte -- your own flawed memory or three guys who've been up all night playin' video games and eatin' popsicles?
- [Bigfoot has heard all about Henry, Charlotte and Jasper but not at all about Captain Man and guesses that he must be the parent of either Henry or Jasper]
- Henry Hart: [to Ray] Tough one, Daddy.
- Mitch Bilsky: [stargazing] And that one there's Orion, also known as The Great Bully in the Sky. Those three stars are his belt. Legend says Orion takes off that belt and uses it to whip nerds in the Cosmic School Hallway.
- Jasper Dunlop: [getting his palm fur burned off] Thanks.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, you got it.
- Jasper Dunlop: It was really hard to go to the bathroom with all that hand hair.
- Kid Danger: I don't wanna hear about it.
- Jasper Dunlop: Okay. I'll go tell Char.
- Kid Danger: What?
- Bigfoot: Hi. I'm Eddie
- Kid Danger: Yeah, and, uh, Eddie here, he... he likes to wearrrr... hair shorts.
- Captain Man: Which are a real thing.
- Kid Danger: Mm-hm.
- S. Thompson: Whoa! I never heard no "hair shorts."
- Kid Danger: Well, uh, I have, and, uh, you know what? I say hair shorts are the coolest.
- Captain Man: How 'bout that?
- Kid Danger: Okay?
- Charlotte Page: Did you hear? Kid Danger says hair shorts are the coolest.
- Jasper Dunlop: Yeah, and he's an influencer, so hair shorts have to be cool.
- Piper Hart: I... I mean... those ARE the rules.
- Kid Danger: So... guys wanna go back to the Man Cave and watch Will & Grace?
- Bigfoot: Season two?
- Kid Danger: Do you even have to ask?
- [Bigfoot has heard about everyone but...]
- Ray Manchester: [introducing himself] I'm... I'm... I'm Ray, a.k.a. Captain Man?
- Bigfoot: Oh! Schwoz never mentioned YOU. Are you new to the Schwoz Cave?
- Ray Manchester: The "SCHWOZ" Cave?