- Captain Man: Dang it, Bill, why do you keep opening inter-dimensional doors?
- Bill Evil: It's just so much fun! You never know who's gonna jump out.
- [Ryker claims he can control the minds of others]
- Kid Danger: Is he controlling your mind, dude?
- Captain Man: Nah, I'm just thinkin' about cheese fries.
- Kid Danger: Now I'M thinkin' about cheese fries.
- Captain Man: Whoa. I'm controlling YOUR mind.
- Kid Danger: Whhaatt?
- Captain Man: [spookily] The cheese fries in your mind are now covered in chili.
- Kid Danger: Oh, now they ARE!
- [they laugh]
- Ryker: You mock me.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, we definitely mock you.
- Ryker: Then taste my steel!
- Ryker: Oh, nice troll slave. How much do you want for him?
- Schwoz: Vhat? I'm not a troll!
- Captain Man: Quiet down, troll!
- Ryker: Arc!
- Arc: Ryker!
- Ryker: Ciara!
- Kid Danger: Schwoz?
- Schwoz: Hi.
- Captain Man: [looking into the camera] And Captain Man as... the hero.
- [first lines]
- Ray Manchester: So the guy that owns the bowling alley, he comes out from the back and he says to me, this guy says... he says, "I got a hundred bucks here for anybody who's willin' to box this kangaroo."
- Henry Hart: You mean, like... put him in a box?
- Jasper Dunlop: Why would you put a kangaroo in a box?
- Charlotte Page: You should not cage animals.
- Charlotte Page: [embarrassed] Hello, we're... Task Bunnies.
- Jasper Dunlop: [without enthusiasm] Got a task? We're "hoppy" to help.
- Ryker: [obviously rattled from traveling through a transport tube] I wasn't scared! That was, um... brave screaming.
- Captain Man: Oh, okay.
- Kid Danger: [arriving, chuckling] Ah, dude, you were so scared, I could hear you screaming the whole way down.
- Ryker: THAT WAS BRAVE SCREAMING!
- Kid Danger: Yeah, I also scream "help me" when I'm being brave.
- Kid Danger: Why would you think we're evil?
- Ryker: 'Cause you got this underground lair, tons of weapons, and a troll slave?
- Schwoz: I am not a troll!