- Wynonna Earp: I don't ever half ass it. I ass and a half it.
- Nicole Haught: Whoever you are, you're my ass.
- Rachel Valdez: Is everything a sex joke to you?
- Wynonna Earp: I do try to scissor one in as often as possible.
- Rachel Valdez: [to Wynonna] You might be even weirder than me. And my best friend for six months has been a rat.