Sal : How did you get the insurance to sign off on this?
Joe : We didn't.
[Q has just watched his parents in a fake softcore porn video]
Q : My dad had a lot of side jobs.
Sal : [behind the scenes] "So did my mom!"
Joe : [behind the scenes] "So did my mom, apparently!"
Q : [to audience, defeated] So did my mom, apparently.
Sal : Abdul assaulted me! She's about four foot four! Forty pounds!
Sal : [as Santa Claus] This fake snow can't be healthy.
Sal : [about Murr] Would you look at this vanilla angel.
Joe : Magnificent.
Q : A glorious, luminous ferret.
Sal : [to his father] Rule number one: We love each other. Rule number two: See rule number one.
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