Big Mouth (TV Series)
Super Mouth (2019)
Nick Kroll: Nick Birch, Maury the Hormone Monster, Coach Steve Steve, Lola Skumpy, Sylvester Stallone
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Quotes
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Andrew Glouberman : [waking up suddenly] Oh, I just had the worst dream!
Maury the Hormone Monster : Tell me about it. I just had a wet nightmare about Mickey Rourke in a long paisley scarf.
Andrew Glouberman : Again?
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Nick Birch : Hey, Jessi, where's Missy?
Jessi Glaser : After that whole scene yesterday, she didn't come to school.
Nick Birch : See what you did, Andrew?
Andrew Glouberman : [Flips Nick off] Fuck you. Sit on this. Fuck your family.
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Nick Birch : [Walks up to Andrew, who is playing basketball in his driveway] Hey, uh, Andrew, I wanted to come by and just say I'm sorry. I think I thought I was like a Big Dick Boy, but I think I was just a big dick.
Andrew Glouberman : Thanks, Nick. I'm sorry, too.
Nick Birch : Cool. Uh, okay, we are done with that fight. I'm very excited for camp.
Andrew Glouberman : Oh, um, I'm not going to camp.
Nick Birch : What do you mean you're not going to camp?
Andrew Glouberman : Nick, I bear you no ill will, but I think... I think you're a piece of shit.
Nick Birch : Oh.
Andrew Glouberman : You're not a good person, at all, and I don't want to be friends with you.
Nick Birch : Uh, okay...
Connie the Hormone Monstress : Maury, is the boy serious?
Maury the Hormone Monster : 'Fraid so, Connie. He practiced that speech in the mirror, like, all morning.
Andrew Glouberman : Okay, that's all I had prepared.
Maury the Hormone Monster : Fucking nailed it, in my opinion.
Nick Birch : Okay. I guess I'll... see you in eighth grade, then.
Andrew Glouberman : Yeah, I guess.
[Shoots and makes a basket for the first time]
Nick Birch : [Cheerfully] Hey, look at that, you made one in.
[Andrew ignores him and walks away]