Family Guy (TV Series)

You Can't Handle the Booth (2019)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin, Mila Kunis

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• Chris Griffin : Mr. MacFarlane, what are you doing here?

  Seth MacFarlane : I'm actually here to tell you there's no need to talk sense into Lois, or for a paternity test, or for anyone to leave the show because none of you are real. You're all TV characters voiced by me, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.

  Alex Borstein : Hey.

  Seth Green : Hey, what's up?

  Mila Kunis : Hi, everybody.

  Peter Griffin : Wait, what? Okay, ha-hang on a second. If I'm not real, then why does a fat nerd pretend to be me at every Comic-Con?

  Seth MacFarlane : Please, please don't mention him. It'll only encourage him.

• Meg Griffin : Okay, question: why is the girl who voices me super hot and I'm not?

• Brian Griffin : Welcome back to the DVD commentary episode. If you're just joining us, Lois has stormed out and announced that she's quitting the show after learning that Peter and Sarah Paulson were once married.

  Meg Griffin : She also said that Chris's dad might be Philip Seymour Hoffman.

  Brian Griffin : [chuckles]  More like See-less Hoffman these days, right?

  Stewie Griffin : Hey, Patrick, can we edit that out?

  Patrick S. Clark : Yeah.

  Stewie Griffin : Okay, good. Let's do that.

• Chris Griffin : Um, Ms. Kunis, I would just like you to know that I have no problem with you breastfeeding in this booth. May I ask if you're still producing?

  Mila Kunis : Uh, I... uh, no, uh, Chris, I'm-I'm not uh, uh, producing.

  Chris Griffin : What about you, Miss Paulson? Are you producing?

  Sarah Paulson : I can see coming here was a mistake.

  Chris Griffin : Excuse me, Seth Green...

  Seth Green : Chris, I'm a man. I-I can't produce.

  Chris Griffin : Actually, I just wanted to say I enjoy your brillant work on "Robot Chicken."

• Meg Griffin : Dad, I'm really worried about Mom. Should we maybe check on her?

  Stewie Griffin : Or be thinking about a paternity test for Chris?