- Atom Eve: And I thought your doctorate was in Seismology.
- Doc Seismic: Undergrad in Sociology and Women's Studies. I had a minor in African Dance. But enough about politics!
- Omni-Man: I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world. I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep. Gone toe to toe with ancient gods... but no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone. Darkwing. Aquarus. War Woman. Green Ghost. Red Rush. Martian Man. Immortal. The Guardians of the Globe. Today, we have lost titans, protectors, heroes, and we are left to wonder... who will save us now? I will, and so will others like me. New heroes answering the call. New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe. All inspired by these great souls who came before us. You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty, but in those moments, have faith... and look to the sky.
- Nolan Grayson: [about Red Rush] Hey, he could run fast, okay? Hey, it's s not exactly one of your premiere superpowers.
- Cecil Stedman: You want to be a superhero, right? Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?
- Mark Grayson: I mean, that's sexist, but okay.
- Nolan Grayson: Are you insinuating something?
- Damien Darkblood: Hurm. Didn't mean to offend. Nuance of human conversation. Difficult for me.
- Nolan Grayson: [at a funeral] This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
- Damien Darkblood: Hurm. Never get invited. Show up anyway.
- Rex Splode: Okay, just to make it clear, there is no universe in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m., and the world isn't on fire. Come on, Robot. We don't need this boot camp bullshit. It's us.
- Robot: We're not on the Teen Team any longer, Rex.
- Black Samson: Exactly. I'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers, but I was with the Guardians from day one.
- Rex Splode: Wow, thanks, Dad. Maybe if you didn't lose your powers, you might've been there to help the Guardians on their last day.
- Black Samson: I don't know you yet, so I'm going to assume that was a joke, and I don't need to beat your ass until all you wanna do is call me Dad again.
- Nolan Grayson: [to Mark] That's the tricky part of the job, balancing what you wanna do, with what you need to do.
- Mark Grayson: [to Mark] What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.