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9/10
A little bit obvious, a little too slow, but very very good.
28 May 2000
Without a doubt this is one of Hollywood's better movies, but the hype & audience buzz surrounding the "plot twist" only goes to show just how poor the competition is (need I mention such titles as the laughable remake of "The Haunting"?).

First of all Syamalan directs the cast with extraordinary dexterity & skill, the actors accomplishing this task in an equal manner. Hardest of all must have been Bruce Willis' part, as sticking to the rules of the game is not always as easy as it looks, although he would have had considerable help in the way the set was laid out for him to move through.

Osment is beleivable as any kid actor can be, with the vomitt inducing bucketloads of saccarrine,normal for this type of role, thankfully avoided. With Toni Collette as Osment's mother similarly avoiding easy cliches this is refreshing indeed! Olivia Williams hardly breaks surface in the plot, as the narrative mainly concerns Osment's portrayal of Cole Sear ("Sear" can be pronounced as "Seer", as in someone who "sees", any coincidence there?) & his interaction with Willis' Malcom Crowe, but again she handles the part with expertise & this is important, as it is key to the plot development.

Ah, that much talked about "plot". Well for me it was obvious about 30 minutes into the film & after that it dragged right up until the end. There were several scary moments, none the less, with the section about the dead child's video tape an awful & all too believable revelation. Shyamalan was also right not to jump straight in with the dead people that Osment is supposed to see, that would have been an all too easy mistake to make & if there was any pressure on him from the Hollywood "suits" to do so then I'm glad he resisted it. Similar lazyness has been completely avoided too, with no sex & no violence, all which would have been expected at some point, but is mercifully absent from a story line that doesn't need it.

Even if you work it out, the "plot twist" at the end is once again done with skill & with an understated style that still managed an air of chill. I was left thinking that the same level of inteligence had been used as shown in "The Usual Suspects", despite the completely different subject matter (the latter, I'll admit, really DID keep me guessing to the end). For the way in which it gets the whole ensemble right, with no weakness in any area, I'd rate this film very highly. It is too slow for me, but that's a purely personal preference & probably because I was lucky (or twisted) enough to pick up on the clues. Knowing that there WAS a plot twist helped, after all. But since it doesn't put a foot wrong all the way through, that has got to be something of a rarity these days & the film has to be applauded as well worth the effort of seeing.
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U-571 (2000)
1/10
Sinks With All Hands, Leaving An Ugly Oily Stain
6 May 2000
The REAL story behind the films exploits is far more embarasing & not one that Hollywood is going to tell the great American public.

The British cracked Enigma before the US even entered the War! Admiral Doenitz, suspicious that the UK had cracked the 3 code wheel Enigma (used by the German army), ordered a 4 wheel device & the British no longer were able to decode the U-Boat's messages. Sinkings of convoy vessels went up as a result, until a Royal Navy officer had the bright idea of knocking over a German weather ship in the North Sea & pinching the Enigna (they couldn't decode the messages from this ship so suspected, correctly, that it was a new, 4 wheel device). Code breaking recommenced & the U-Boats suffered such heavy losses that Doenitz eventually recalled them.

In "Operation Drumbeat", where the US, now in the war, had the shipping of it's East coast targeted, the British supplied the US Navy with intercepts, giving the U-Boats locations, courses, speed & intended target areas. Also passed on were suggested tactics for dealing with the U-Boat threat, all learned the hard way & shown to be effective. The US East coast commander, Admiral King, IGNORED them!

A bigoted Anglophobe, Admiral King refused to mount any anti submarine patrols & so condemed thousands of his own countrymen (the people he was supposed to PROTECT) to death. So many ships were sunk the U-Boat commanders called it "The New Happy Times".

Contrast this with Canada, also the target of the U-Boats, where the UK supplied intelligence was used & the anti submarine tactics employed. So few were the sinkings of ships & so heavy the U-Boat losses they were withdrawn to the SAFER waters of the US coast!

Only when Admiral King was finally replaced, after losses to shipping which could no longer be covered up, did effective anti submarine operations begin off the east coast of the US & the menace receded.

One man's obstinacy, stupidity & wrecklessness sacrificed thousands of US lives to satisfy the cravings of his ego. No Hollywood studio is going to dramatise that, so crap like "U571" is churned out. This is even more shocking when you consider that the people who died in this shameful episode still have living relatives.

The film Titanic was bad enough, but this is a step too far.I am appaled to think that if this carries on what the next step might be? How about the US wins the Vietnam War really? The US actually invented pennicillin (it was Dr Flemming, he was born in Darvel, just down the road from me)? The US wins the Battle of Britain?

Hollywood needs a kick up the pants for this film. Sadly most will go & see it & believe it's true. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose, but for the Americans killed & the families bereived, it is not the case.
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3/10
Supposedly About Sexual Confusion...But Just Confused
17 February 2000
This was supposed to be about the sexual confusion of the 1970s "Glam Rock" era in Britain & followed the central character's exploration of his bisexuality, which was fashionable at the time amongst those who could afford the lifestyle.

But this story is just a mess, hampered by trying to copy real life people (Bowie & Iggy Pop etc) without straying so close as to risk being sued. It also means that the essential sounds of that time are missing too, as no 70s Glam Rock tracks are included. Instead we get neutered pastiche noises, which lacks everything about what made Glam Rock tracks ROCK in the first place.

The same goes for the story, as it bobs & weaves from here to there in a seemingly aimless manner & the few plot lines that emerge never gel. I get the impression that the writers suddenly found themselves, late in the day, with large sections of their work being shredded due to legal implications & they had to rescue it somehow. The results should have been consigned to the bin as well & we could all have gained from having something decent released instead.

This is a shame, this is the first lame duck I have ever come across from Channel 4 films, as they have always succeeded before. While this should be something to envy, for small production houses like this it can be very dangerous, as Hand Made Films found out to their cost! One flop broke them, despite all their previous successes.

You may like it, but in essence it does little to explain the 1970s Glam Rock era, as it claims to do. If you weren't there at the time, you may find something in it. But for those of us who were, it looks about as convincing as a Ziggue-Ziggue-Sputnick "performance".
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The Mummy (1999)
10/10
Sand, Action, Comedy!
17 February 2000
If you forget the holes in the plot you could fit a pyramid through, then this is a galloping romp of an action film. Good natured, with plenty here & there to make you smile & once the mummy is brought to life things really get going.

For once there is actually a touch of comedy about Americans! Check out the battle on the Nile boat, where the priests try to stop the two expeditions from getting to Hamunaptra. John Hannah's line about the cowboys battling it out Western style, "Oh, Americans!" has to be a first for a US production & introduces a nice taste of irony, which was unexpected.

Also take a look at the DVD for the deleted scenes, especially the "I used to know, him" line. Why was that cut given the comedy used elsewhere?

All in all, not a patch on The Matrix, but then, what is? Still worth a viewing any time though & strongly reccomended for a good night out.
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Learning French to see this movie is worth it
24 July 1999
Stunning, disturbing, funny & engrossing this movie often seem to defy description. I first saw it without subtitles & was so enthralled that I went away & learnt French!

You may not like it though, as it ploughs it's own furrow using none of the preconceptions of Hollywood & as for the story, well... I'll leave that up to you to decide. The look & feel of the film is very, very dark, twisted, nighmarish, the product of a fevered mind. This is a world that you could almost believe was one step away from hell. The acting is superb, with Ron Perlman (he of Vincent in the TV series Beauty & the Beast) copes well with the French script & the children are impish, tinged with a little evil. Fortunately none of them ever gives us a Hollywood "cute kid" routine.

All in all, for me, top marks for what must be one of the classics of French cinema, indeed of world cinema. Prepare to be stunned.
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Casino Royale (1967)
9/10
It's mad, completely mad!
4 July 1999
This film immediately shout "1960s!" & it could only have been made then. Very remenicent of the mad-cap style Richard Lester used for the Beatles film "Help", only minus the Fab Four, it's funny & irreverent from start to finish.

The plot? Well there is a plot, but it's hardly necessary, as the action & tom foolery carry the characters along at great pace. There's a veritable blizzard of famous faces in the background & the jokes come at the same pace (keep an eye out for Sterling Moss & Dave Prowse who later played Darth Vader). Everything is fair game & gets thrown into the joke melting pot. This brings the danger with it that the result could have easily been confused & messy, but the pitch is just right & the chemistry works to great effect.

Time can be unkind to some humour, but it seems not to be the case with this film. The wise crack about the French policeman,...

"You're a French policeman, in France. So why have you got a Scottish accent?"

"Aye, that's a mystery to me too." .... is as funny today as it was then, given the continued showing of early Bond films on tv, where the archetypal Englishman is still to be heard speaking with that wonderful, rolling Scots accent!

As for David Niven (Sir James Bond) asking why our fastest jets couldn't catch the UFO...

"Oh I see. They've stopped making them!" .... this is just as relevant today as it was then, after so many "Defence Reviews" of recent years.

All in all a good natured romp that takes a tilt at about every icon & preconception of the genre that was current at the time. Crack open a beer, sit back & enjoy the ride.... .... and try not to break it, Bond!
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Thunderball (1965)
10/10
Bond at his best.
4 July 1999
This has to rank along side From Russia With Love as the best of the early Bond movies for me. Connery has the character he disliked so much at it's zenith, the plot is gripping & the action spectacular. Even the music has to be about the best of the series, the lyrics of the title song delivered by Shirley Bassy in a brash & over stated style that she does so well.

Later Bond movies paled in comparison, especially the Rodger Moore series. Only recently has Bond begun to find his feet again, even if he does travel by German cars instead of the excellent Aston Martin he used to have.

But that's beside the point. These films will never be equalled, because the era they came from has gone. Bond could be as un-"PC" as he liked & that gave a little spice to the character that is a little lacking these days. There was also the implacable enemy of The Soviet Union & Communism to play with and supply a string of enemies, leaving countless opportunities open for plot-line innovation.

And lets face it, Bond will always be Sean Connery, like it or not. The shadow of his Bond will cast a long shadow over any future interpretations.

For the plane spotters out there the sight of a Vulcan bomber being ditched in the sea (even if the special effects used for the scene let the rest of the film down) is always a sad event. But the underwater shots taken after are superb & clearly showed the way that the action in Bond movies was headed.

A good one for Sunday afternoons & still capable of holding audience attention after all these years whenever it's shown.
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The Matrix (1999)
10/10
So if reality is actually real.... what is & why?
24 June 1999
This is terrific fun, the last time a picture had this effect upon me it was Star Wars back in the 1970s.

I didn't find the storyline as convoluted as some claim & soon got the hang of what was going on. Basically it plays to every teenager's feeling that reality is somehow flawed & that they can just perceive this, not from the outside, but right on the edge. The Matrix takes that to fantastical extremes.

The special effects are superb & the violence graphic. This is the first time I've ever seen a true representation of what a rifle bullet will do to scenery for a start! But don't let that distract you & certainly don't go to see it just for the effects, there's a staggeringly good plot in there too.

All the actors are well chosen, with what must be a first, Keanu Reeves proving he can act. It's good to see him a in decent part like this, the best he's played since Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Lawrence Fishburn is always a bit wooden for me, but he's perfected his persona & plays it for all he has which fits this film like a glove. With the support of Carrie Anne Moss sex oozes from all the lead actors. This is a very well thought out series of images, even the bad guys are cool, have depth & interest.

There's little doubt that the action sequences have been heavily influenced by the likes of John Woo & his contemporaries in the Hong Kong school of direction. It could have been rather over the top & might have dominated things, but it's well pitched & adds to the mix just right.

There's little to fault the plot, although the story rather skips any explanation of why Reeves is "The One" this is understandable. Also anyone who knows about the Second Law of Thermodynamics may object to the explanation of how the humans are kept fed by the machines, since it's a cold world with no sun by the look of it. But these are very, very minor points.

Overwhemingly this is a staggeringly good film, it has plot, style, sexyness, good effects & gripping action. For your dollar or your pound, this has to be the bargain of the year, giving far more in one sitting than all the others I've seen this year.

Only one question remains. Was it a good thing to release humans from the Matrix? After all it's possibly humans that screwed up the world environment in the first place. Inside the Matrix they still live in the comfort of the late 20th Century, oblivious to the suffering & struggle that would await them in the real world of 2199 ad. An interesting dilemma, no?
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Dark City (1998)
10/10
What if everything we remember never happened, but someone wanted to make us think it did?
24 May 1999
A superb cast, a thought provoking story, action, special effects... what more can you ask for? The story is definitely "out there", no pun intended (see the sequence towards the end where the truth behind the city's existence is revealed) & very original.

How to describe it's look? Some have said "Blade Runner meets The Crow" but I think a better way would be to say that "Hellraiser meet Terry Gilliam in 1950s Chicago". Certainly The Strangers bear more than a passing resemblence to Clive Barker's Cenobites, down to the clicking teeth & the tendency to draw sharp blades along the wall as they close on their terrified prey.

But this film ploughs it's own furrow not only in terms of it's story line, but also between the 2 possible extremes of style in such a manner that I found it hard to fault. It's not too lightweight, avoiding the all too easy option of relying on special effects to entertain, while similarly avoiding becoming too heavy & obscure enough to confuse the audience & fail to get the plot across. If only other film makers could learn from this there would be a lot less rubbish filling our cinema screens!

I did think that William Hurt's police inspector was a little too easily persuaded by Rufus Sewell's explanation, although being able to levitate objects would, I admit, be rather startling evidence of something!

Also the ending is a little twee, that's only to be expected as the forces of good prevail. But again it avoided being grossly overdone & the hint of bitter sweetness keeps it in tune with the rest of the film (Rufus Sewell doesn't get the girl in the end, but all is not lost, etc., etc.)

Keep an eye out for Richard O'Brian as one of the Strangers. Needless to say he plays the un-hinged one & does it very well! Ian Richardson is equally sinister as MR. Book, leader of The Strangers, using his ability to be about as warm as a cold, dead fish to good effect.
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10/10
Bugs threaten Earth. Bugs get splattered while lots of the cast get killed.
22 May 1999
Good, old fashioned fun & very, very silly. Don't see it expecting a serious film, those who do will be disappointed. The gaps in the plot are obvious, like why don't the military simply nuke the bug planets from space big style? But that would spoil the large opportunity for cartoon like fun.

The violence is considerable, gory & cast members drop like flies. As in Robo Cop Peter Verhoven finds time for plenty of visual jokes along the way & deals with the neo Nazi themes of the original story as only he can, ie, with tongue firmly in cheek.
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1/10
Rubbish from start to finish
20 May 1999
This has to rank as one of the most expensive B movies ever made. The story is garbage, the acting decidedly cliched & even the special effects look a bit ropey in places.

The only saving grace was that it made me (unintentionally) laugh in places. Most notably the bit where the US military unveil the captured alien craft & they need someone to fly it. Step forward Will Smith, who says "...I've seen what these can do.." and so on.

Erm, no Mr., Smith you got SHOT DOWN by one, remember?? Hardly a a qualification in alien flight technology is it?

My opinion? Hollywood at it's worst. Steer well clear.
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12 Monkeys (1995)
8/10
Haven't I seen this idea before?
20 May 1999
I seem to remember a french B/W "art house" film that followed the same plot. Someone goes back in time, gets shot. The twist is that the guy, as a kid, once saw someone get shot in the same place. Get the picture? I can't remember what the french film was, it was made up of a series of still photo's though with a voice over.

Anyway Bruce Willis rises above his usual blandness, with Brad Pitt playing a crazy. Interesting casting.

The best Terry Gilliam since "Brazil".
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Dust Devil (1992)
10/10
A definite "Must See" for all horror fans.
30 December 1998
This is a film that pulls few punches, so be ready for the odd shock or two. And you won't find any familiar, cosy Hollywood cliches here either. This, together with the unknown actors, means that there are few points of referrence, making it all the more unsettling for the viewer.

The visual style is stunning, including director's the use of a wierd, almost claustraphobic, sand swamped town in the final reel.

The final twist in the tale will keep the images fresh in your mind for a long time.
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