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Disaster Movie (2008)
Seriously, this was the worst movie ever
Gigli, Howard the Duck, Tank Girl, and Ishtar were Oscar material compared to this piece of tripe.
EVERY SINGLE JOKE fell flat on its face. There were no laughs in the audience, just the occasional groan of pain.
Everything was so disjointed it was merely a series of badly written skits, not a movie.
It's a real shame that true slapstick and parody has died in the face of movies such as this. Later Naked Gun sequels and the first scary movie still had a sense of what comedy is. But someone who's dressed like Amy Winehouse standing there farting for well over a minute isn't funny, it's boring and a really poor attempt at humor.
Just remember, if you take the time, or god forbid spend money to see this movie, I warned you.
Joe Dirt (2001)
Was VERY surprised by this one!
I went to this movie with a friend just to kill some time after work. I wasn't expecting ANYTHING from it, Especially after the very cliche' trailers they ran for it.
It only took about 5-10 minutes for me to actually start enjoying the flick. And then when I saw that Dennis Miller was in I was fired up (I'm a big D.miller fan).
In the end, my friend and I looked at each other and agreed, that was the stupidest movie we've seen in a long time however we both walked out with smiles on our faces.
If I had to sum up my feelings on this movie to one word. It would be Endearing.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Deuce gives stupid movies a bad name.
Quick Review = WAIT TO RENT IT!!!!!!
I like stupid movies, always have & always will. Airplane...Funny, Hotshots....funny, Something About Mary.... DownRight Hilarious.
Deuce Bigalow.....LAME!!!!!!!!!
In all of it's sickness it loses track of the fact that not all grossness is funny. There has to be a joke to go along with the filth.
This films ONLY saving grace was the homosexual fish tank repairman. His dialogue showed that there was a SMALL amount of effort put into it. However they manage to wreck the character by giving NO SET UP AT ALL. He so out of place that after the first scene he was in, most of the people in the theater were still wondering who the hell he was.
Like I said, if you're planning on going to this movie tonight, don't. Do yourself a favor & rent airplane or police acadamy.
American Beauty (1999)
My new fave movie of this genre.
American beauty became my favorite movie of the year after the first 5 minutes. I was laughing through the whole thing. Kevin Spacey solidifies his position as one of the most compelling actors of our time. Annette Benning delivers a classic performance as always. While watching this film you can see and relate parts of your own life to the character's. This movie changed my outlook on life and the way I will live it. Do yourself a favor and spend the time to make a new impression on yourself of what real life is.