vintagetbird Reviews

Goliath (2016–2021)

Nina Arianda

[10/10 · 7 July 2017]

Nina Arianda's performances as Patty Solis-Papagian are just brilliant. What a talented actor. I totally believed every word and every look/reaction. Just outstanding. That is all I have to say, but IMDb requires more copy, specifically "Your review does not contain enough lines - the minimum length for reviews is 5 lines of text." Now does my opinion qualify for posting? ;-)

Vacation (I) (2015)

I have no words

[1/10 · 1 May 2017]

This is the absolute worst pile of crap I have ever seen. I actually sat through the whole thing to see if I could do it. It's just unimaginably awful. What was Christina Applegate thinking?!?!? And Chevy Chase continues to show how he should just retire and go away. Of course, the EP is Steve Mnuchin, which should have tipped me off.

Stewardess School (1986)

Hard to put in words how bad this movie is

[1/10 · 5 May 2011]

I knew going in that any movie with Vito Scotti, Judy Landers, Sherman Hemsley and Donny Most was going to be a waste of my time. I just happened to be in one of those late night moods that called for a waste-of-time movie. The fact that I knew it was going to be a bad experience and I was still peed off afterward oughta tell you what a pile of refuse this thing is. Just...frickin'....HORRIBLE. And that freeze on Donny Most's mug at the very end is enough to gag you. Those four "actors" should meet at the ATM, withdraw $20 each, buy the perpetual rights to this abomination and then burn every copy in existence.

The Other Side of Madness (1971)

The Manson Murders...in the loosest sense

[11 December 2003]

I watched this production because I was watching every piece on the Manson murders I could find for research on a Discovery Channel doc I'm producing on the Manson family. It has been two days since I watch the DVD and I am still bored. I cannot imagine that a movie could be worse than this one. Words fail me. The best indication of the talent of the participants is to look at the other IMDb credits (or should I say "blames") of the cast and crew. Only cast member Duke Howze is listed as appearing in any other production...ever! The director/cinematographer/editor, Frank Howard, has no credits before or after this joke of a flick. No need to search further. This IS the all time celluloid turkey, without question.

Pearl Harbor (2001)

Movie-going public badly misled

[12 December 2001]

What was promised in the trailers was not delivered in the theaters. The studio used the special effects showing the attack on Pearl Harbor to get folks hooked then fed them a limp chick flick. The movie stinks. Big waste of time.