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Rudy (1993)
The Most Inspiring Movie Ever!!!!
RUDY is the greatest football movie of all time. Wait, did I say 'football movie'? I meant movie. Period. Between the gut-wrenching acting by Sean Astin, tear-jerking moments of the climax, the miraculous true story of a short man fighting to make his lifelong dreams come true, you'll be rooting for Rudy throughout the film. Rudy's dream is a selfless act of triumph that can do nothing but good for the entire human race. You can't help but ride right along with Rudy for the roller-coaster of emotions that ensues, leading up to the greatest moment of his life, a moment that will resonate in the very fiber of your being. This movie shows that dreams really can come true. If you put your mind (and body) to it, and if you have a big enough heart, you too can accomplish anything! After watching this movie, I was inspired to try just that much harder at everything I do, in hopes of one day becoming half the man that Rudy is. This movie is genuine, heart-felt emotion that will touch the inner depths of your soul. From the biggest person to the smallest, one and all will be reaching for the tissues after enjoying, nay, living, every moment of this film. Warning: don't watch the movie alone. You'll want the extra arms in the room for when you're hugging each other in celebration, and an extra voice erupting with cheers for the single greatest movie hero of all time: RUDY.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
What a load of BS
From the opening credits, I could tell that this movie was going to be a low budget piece of crap. It's so bad, they have to use the same, robotic actor for three uninventive, one-dimensional characters. Had he focused his efforts into one role, albeit one that this no-talent hack could handle, he might have been able to stumble through the film without drawing too much attention to his ineptitude. However, because he is forced into three roles, his completely uninspired 'acting' takes this movie down a notch from 'utter trash' to the realm of 'camp'. The completely unfunny dialogue gives a whole new meaning to the word 'boring'. The rest of the actors are just as bad as that three-role guy. Thank goodness they aren't tripling up on their duties as well. If, by chance, you can actually pull off sitting through this tripe, you'll wonder where the last couple of hours of your life went, and you'll wish you had done something more productive, like monitoring the growth rate of your lawn. The only funny moment comes in an ironic twist, when the man rides the bomb. It would seem that the entire crew of this film was riding a bomb the whole time. Don't let over-zealous pretentious wannabe eggheads and intellectuals convince you that this film is at all worthwhile. These people are intellectual midgets who think they can come off as intelligent by praising a film that in all respects should be disregarded. In all my years of watching and appreciating films, I have never come across such a worthless, putrid, vile, unintelligent, unfunny waste of celluloid as this. There are no redeeming values whatsoever. The only smile that will cross your lips is the one that comes when you can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the end credits role. I leave this film behind as one would leave behind excreta. What in God's name were they thinking when they made this film? That is a question that we should all ponder until the end of existence.
Mitchell (1975)
MITCHELL!!!
This movie features probably the best action hero of any generation. Mitchell is someone that kids and adults alike should aspire to be, for he has class, dignity, and most importantly a physique that would make even Arnold Schwarzenegger look bad! Hopefully the lucky viewers of this cinematic masterpiece will appreciate the truly astounding performance put forth by the actor who portrayed MITCHELL with such a longing for perfection.
Forget about James Bond, only in his wildest dreams could he hope to be a shadow of the man that MITCHELL is. If you want the real deal, the action hero of all action heros, you only have one choice: MITCHELL!!!
Ghost World (2001)
A great movie!
Steve Buscemi gives his best performance in a role that was made for him. This fact, along with Thora Birch delivering an amazing performance as well makes this movie a must see. The dialogue is superb and every scene is a pleasure to watch!
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
An extremely funny film.
This film was so stupid, it was funny. And I mean that as a compliment. If, one night, you feel like watching a movie where you can just check your brain at the door, sit back and laugh your head off while watching this movie. I'm not saying this movie was good as a whole, but if your in the mood it's fun to watch.
Screamers (1995)
Pure TRASH!!!!
If you ever, God forbid, think of renting this movie, DON'T. It is the worst, most boring piece of trash I have ever seen. I was ready to shoot myself ten minutes into this so called 'movie'. Do not watch this movie, EVER!!! If you are with friends and they all agree to watch this movie, do EVERYTHING you can to escape!!
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Stands high above any other movie known to human race.
Anybody who hasn't seen this movie has missed out on the greatest cinematic achievement in the history of mankind. The ingenious script written by the best of the best, Quentin Tarantino, keeps you on the edge of your seat throughout. If that is not enough, this film features probably the best ensemble cast ever put together including the likes of Tarantino loyalists such as Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth, the very talented Bruce Willis, and hands down the God of the acting world: Samuel L. Jackson. If you haven't seen this movie, hurry up and give yourself the pleasure of enjoying every single pulse pounding, gut wrenching, adrenaline filled moment of this extraordinary cinematic event.
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
The best movie ever. Can't get any better than this.
If you want to be entertained beyond belief than this is the movie for you. It's got so many twists and turns in the plot you'll be left drooling for more when the end credits appear. The cast, including brilliant actors such as Steve Buscemi, Harvey Keitel, and the incomparable Quentin Tarantino make watching this movie the highlight of anyone's day, month, year, maybe even life!! When I die I will be buried with this movie beside me, that's how good it is. If you haven't seen this movie, get to the video store immediately. This movie will enrich your life beyond your wildest dreams
Embrace of the Vampire (1995)
There are two very good reasons why I enjoyed this movie.
There are two very good reasons why I enjoyed this movie. Use your imagination. This movie will not let any guy down. But as a movie, it was crap.