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The Equalizer 3 (2023)
One of the worst Denzel films of all time
Simply another movie about the Americans "freeing" another country. The film advanced the common narrative of "Oh poor (insert country name) is so oppressed, please, almighty Americans, come and save it!" It also exploits the scenic Italian countryside and urban centres to make up for its lack of storyline, meaningful dialogue, and a failed attempt at romance between Denzel and the Italian waitress. It's really not worth watching unless you want to watch the pitiful remnants of Denzel's once great acting career fizzle out on the screen before you. I really expected more from Fuqaua, this was a garbage-quality film.
Honest Thief (2020)
How does this guy keep getting work??
His acting is atrocious. In every movie he's trying to pass for an American with an American accent but fails miserably, which gives off an air of fraud. He lacks sophistication and aptitude required for high quality acting, yet he's always getting roles in movies that could have been good if he weren't in them. He's so grotesque it's almost comical.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
If you're looking for a decent mystery/thriller type film, my advice it to keep looking and save yourself 2 hours and 15 minutes of your life. There is absolutely nothing interesting or exciting about this film. The storyline drones on and on, with some existential dilemmas peppered through here and there to the point that the viewer is made to feel stupid if he/she doesn't understand the references being made to some obscure poets, writers, and artists. The acting feels cheap, mediocre and artificial, and just when you think there's something building up in the storyline, it dissipates into more meaningless dialogue between two people who make such an awkward match as a couple that it makes the viewer wonder how they got past the first date not to mention a visit to the boyfriend's parents. In other words, find something else to watch.
Bad Santa 2 (2016)
Great black comedy
I really loved this movie, I thought it was well written, and continued in the direction of the original movie. Be ready for a lot of dirty jokes, hilarious one-liners, and a ton of swearing! Kathy Bates is brilliant in it as Thornton's mother. I laughed to much during the movie and I recommend it to anyone who enjoyed to original film!