These people have the ability to jump worlds, build intergalatic ships, and raise armies but they can't communicate with one another? At one point you have a guy screaming orders to his pilots over the sound of jet engines. The CGI is also wildly inconsistent. Sometimes decent, sometimes awful, and most of the time laughable.
Can we all admit Zach Snyder has a real problem. The poor guy needs help. He's addicted to slow motion. The way he uses it in this movie really makes the entire thing a joke. You have unathletic people running, with bulky blasters, as laser sounds trumpet. It really makes the fighting boring, and horrible looking.
Was that the dreadnaught that exploded? I have no idea. Why did it look so different? At one point it's horizontal, next vertical, than horizontal. Then because the guy falls asleep at the wheel it explodes?
The whole Soviet/nazi looking bad guys is so stupid. Sure these "pasty boys" conquer the universe. Because in Earth's history they're the only ones to do bad things right? Give me a break. Read a book. Every country and culture has committed atrocities.
And ohh look. Another female who's "The One" with Super Powers that is the only person who can save everyone. I sure bet that Princess is really dead, and not the farm girl on that one planet. Guess the robot got lucky.
I can't remember a single name of anyone other than Tarak for some reason. And Nemesis. (Snatch did it better). Everyone and every place has horrific names. This movie is lazy. The fighting is terrible and the pacing is worse. The end scene shows it's also pointless if you can't really kill anyone.
You invested millions of dollars into this movie, and those are the best sets, CGI, and costumes you could come up with? You stole Firefly and Star Wars and combined them into a train wreck. Seriously who ever designed the blasters and did the CGI for the swords should be put into those bounty Hunter robots. Those were the only cool things I saw in this movie.
As always Anthony Hopkins nailed the dialougue, and shockingly his featureless robot showed the most depth and emotion out of anyone. Charlie Hunam was pretty good too, but whose idea was it to give him an Irish accent and have mostly metal teeth? I mean he looked like he crawled out from an underpass.
I kept rewinding one scene and laughing. When Hunam's character turns around after catching wind of the plan, and money to be made at the bar. Like he didn't just witness an all out gun battle, with people dying all around him. He was still choppin it up having a drink, and turned and was like "did you say steak". This movie is so riddle with inconsistencies like that.
Also the black guys right hand man, woman, eye shadow haircut. That scream and slow motion scene running. Hilarious!! Gotta remind the victim hierarchy who showed who the way ✊. Peace!
Can we all admit Zach Snyder has a real problem. The poor guy needs help. He's addicted to slow motion. The way he uses it in this movie really makes the entire thing a joke. You have unathletic people running, with bulky blasters, as laser sounds trumpet. It really makes the fighting boring, and horrible looking.
Was that the dreadnaught that exploded? I have no idea. Why did it look so different? At one point it's horizontal, next vertical, than horizontal. Then because the guy falls asleep at the wheel it explodes?
The whole Soviet/nazi looking bad guys is so stupid. Sure these "pasty boys" conquer the universe. Because in Earth's history they're the only ones to do bad things right? Give me a break. Read a book. Every country and culture has committed atrocities.
And ohh look. Another female who's "The One" with Super Powers that is the only person who can save everyone. I sure bet that Princess is really dead, and not the farm girl on that one planet. Guess the robot got lucky.
I can't remember a single name of anyone other than Tarak for some reason. And Nemesis. (Snatch did it better). Everyone and every place has horrific names. This movie is lazy. The fighting is terrible and the pacing is worse. The end scene shows it's also pointless if you can't really kill anyone.
You invested millions of dollars into this movie, and those are the best sets, CGI, and costumes you could come up with? You stole Firefly and Star Wars and combined them into a train wreck. Seriously who ever designed the blasters and did the CGI for the swords should be put into those bounty Hunter robots. Those were the only cool things I saw in this movie.
As always Anthony Hopkins nailed the dialougue, and shockingly his featureless robot showed the most depth and emotion out of anyone. Charlie Hunam was pretty good too, but whose idea was it to give him an Irish accent and have mostly metal teeth? I mean he looked like he crawled out from an underpass.
I kept rewinding one scene and laughing. When Hunam's character turns around after catching wind of the plan, and money to be made at the bar. Like he didn't just witness an all out gun battle, with people dying all around him. He was still choppin it up having a drink, and turned and was like "did you say steak". This movie is so riddle with inconsistencies like that.
Also the black guys right hand man, woman, eye shadow haircut. That scream and slow motion scene running. Hilarious!! Gotta remind the victim hierarchy who showed who the way ✊. Peace!
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