Change Your Image
handycapt1
Ratings
Most Recently Rated
Reviews
65 (2023)
At least there were nice colors
I'm trying to list positives for this movie because I wanted to like it. Adam, apparently, isn't in stasis and manages to sleep through the first meteor strike.
Hmmmm, why was an alarm triggered? It triggered a little later when entering the asteroid field. Why wouldn't such and advanced ship have shields or the ability to engage evasive maneuvers?
I trust we will build better space craft than that when we finally venture out.
So Adam just, you know, randomly happens to be above Earth when the field disables his ship. Uncontrolled reentry doesn't burn up hhis ship - instead he gets a sweet glide path, still tears the sip apart and he survives. LAZY writing and just unbelievable
And now a small girl's pod falls out (?). Somewhere near his half of the ship (?) and she survives?
Who opened the pod?
Bad bad bad. Good fiction has to AT LEAST be feasible within the cinematic World they create.
There is SO much more that's bad - ship torn in half but kitchen still tidy? Torn in half but still has power? Steps out into a swamp with a 'monster' swimming past him that doesn't bother him? T-rex bothers to stop and stare at him instead of just eating him? On and on
I never felt a real moment of tension.
The Marksman (2021)
cliche' after cliche'
This was ideological preaching dressed up as a movie.
Ex marine
flagged draped over shoulder
the guv'ment needs to do something
i served & paid my dues blah blah and look what has happened to me (victim)
evil bank taking property (the corporations are evil)
this will play well for Americans that want to blame others for their failures.
They stopped just short of introducing a character named Q to narrate everything that is RELLY going on. That would have been much more transparent to their intentions.
This looked and felt like a Clint Eastwood political diatribe so I wasn't surprised to find he was the first choice.
Maggie (2022)
Nothing original
I really wanted to like this show. As the lame jokes and poor delivery began to add up my enthusiasm waned.
Allow me to explain lame - a setup line was delivered and 99% of the time I could predict the response. No complexity. No real thought into crafting new humor.
The characters didn't seem real. No development, again, no complexity.
Just la la la la la deliver my lines, I'm always the same, la la la la.
The Batman (2022)
Hero? no. Vigilante? - yes. Good movie? - NO NO NO
Imagine a rich guy going broke, having a mental breakdown, and deciding (for no reason whatsoever) to dress like a bat.
OK, I can do that so far.
Maket it black and white, give it mumbly dialog, characters with no development, and a badly written story.
There you have it: The Batman 2022.
Moonfall (2022)
Listing the good parts here!
-
-
-
-
-
-
that it, all the redeeming qualities. PLEASE don't waste your time. Halle is HORRIBLE
The story line is beyond the "suspension of belief"
Halle's meaningfull emotional scenes were AT BEST cringe worthy.
Hollywood is failing us.
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006)
I want my downkload bandwidth back
Trash
trash
trash.
Kal Penn's Van Wilder 2
is like
Robin William's Popeye
I'm guessing VW2 still appears in Kal's nightmares.
Reviews need top contain 150 characters. What more can be said ?
This NEVER should have been made.
Blacklight (2022)
70 year old action hero? uhhhh, no
This action hero stick with Liam has gone way too far. I expect to see him swinging a walker at the bad guys in his next 'film'
Or maybe it's his dream to follow in Nicholas Cage's footsteps, or Sylvester Stallone, etc.
There's still money in the downhill ride I guess. It's just a shame to see a once decent actor have a hand in the production of garbage.
Pennyworth: The Lion and Lamb (2021)
Jumped the shark
Overall the series gets an 8. The ending, however, was pitiful.
I can't even begin to describe how lame. A person ingests all of storm cloud, survives, and is turned into a mechanical man that shoots stormcloug streams to kill the enemy.
WITH VCUUM TUBES ON HIS ARMS NO LESS
Nothing like binge watching a series and have the ending leave a bad taste.
The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart (2020)
Fantastic
I agreed to watch the because my wife grew up a Bee Gees fan. I. settled in for a chick flic and was pleasantly surprised.
Good story, great music. And and a. Lot of "I didn't realize that" moments.
Give this one a chance.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
How the mighty Bruce has fallen
Oh Bruce. Did you not learn anything from the career of Nicholas Cage?
A free good movies and then trash. Well buddy, you've hit the TRASH phase of your career. This movie has everything: bad acting, bad dialog, bad story, bad directing, horrific editing, absurd monsters
It;'s SO bad people are giving it 10/10 as a Comedy.
Way Down (2021)
Rapidly falls apart - absurd ending
This started off as your typical 'principled' heist movie with shady government agents, double crossing heroes, and a man motivated by just doing what's right/
They had to break into the unknowable unbreakable vault - of course.
Well, the vault floor was a giant SCALE - and if any motion was detected the room would flood - killing everybody.
Uhhhhhh, ok. So how did they get the 4 treasure chests in the middle of the room?
Maybe our intrepid band of thieves should have just found the OFF switch the bank apparently used to put stuff in there.
This isn't a plot hole - it's a story killing absurdity.
Chaos Walking (2021)
Absolute rubbish
A film that NEVER should have been made.
As viewers we are supposed to "suspend disbelief".
This movie is asking you to be brain dead.
Don't waste your time.
Tell Me Your Secrets (2021)
Hamish stole the show
Hamish Linklater - award worthy role. He plays a rapist with a brilliant troubled mind. You first meet him as a man on the mend that is trying to heal, to become 'normal' and helpful. I personally felt his desire to change.
His regression is slow slide back into insanity, violence, cruelty.
There were lots of good scenes, story lines, and character development.
I would have rated it higher but Hamish just dwarfed the other roles.
I can't wait to see him in future productions, like a Season 2 please.
Monster Hunter (2020)
it could have been good
If you are a fan of 2 second long action clips, you'll be in heaven.
otherwise this will drive you crazy.
I sat and counted off the seconds, 2 seconds max before another clip was spliced in.
Why happened to planning out and decent action scene? This was just LAZY film making
Make some popcorn, sit back with friends for conversation, look at the screen once in awhile. I promise, you won't miss much
Milo Yankmyputz deserves more
Kenan (2021)
no no no JUST no
75 seconds in I had to stop.
70 seconds of setting up super dad who is just so great for his daughters
followed by Miami Vice with a saxophone.
Season 1 episode 1 should be a BIG intro. This was painful.
BTW Kenan, congrats on the weight loss. Stick to real comedy
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
Shallow characters, cheap CGI
Opening scene you are slapped in the face with horrible overacting.
I had hoped it would get better after that, but hopes dashed.
Maybe if they tried acting instead of over acting it would have been tolerable
Raised by Wolves (2020)
Jumped the shark in episodes 9 and 10
"Let's land by the hole in the ground so we don't freeze.
Then let's walk away and go into a cave instead
Yeah, it's too bad our space ship doesn't have a heater
We could have. just stayed in there
Hey I know, let's park by the hole and walk a long way to the cave"
Come on guys - did you run low on budget for writers?
Schitt$ Creek (2015)
Chris Elliot
Why would anyone intentionally cast Chris Elliot?
He is an one dimensional untalented hack
You can do better Hollywood
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
I wanted to like it
What can I say? I went into this with high hopes that they could actually pull off B&T3.
There was nothing new, except for the bad aging makeup on Reeves.
The daughters looked like a nice touch at first, but then they reduced to bad mimics of the original B&T.
This was foolishness at it's worst. Little shop of horrors was foolishness but it worked. B&T3, in my mind, lasted 3 minutes, and the rest was jus "whoa, dude, whoa, save the world, whoa"
Don't waste your time on it
Unsubscribe (2020)
Waste of time, space, and energy
Don't dl it even if it's free. It would be a waste of good storage space.
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
Storyline?
What the heck kind of storyline is that? Rambo must unearth his deadly fighting skills in one last mission?????
That's it? Boy, I REALLY want to watch it now, Old man fighting skills and a mission! What else have you written that doesn't say anything?
2177: The San Francisco Love Hacker Crimes (2019)
Please stop!
How did this happen? Seriously. I got 1:48 into it and almost vomited. The CGI is THAT bad. The 'hippie'? chick delivering the first lines of the movie. Horrible.
Don't waste your time, this is a truly horrible.......I can't even call it a movie.
It's so bad I actually registered so I could warn others.