Common, you know the "twist" from just reading the movie description, don't even need to watch the trailer. Ok, so no twist, what's next? Let's do a cool vampire movie, when they immediately explode when exposed to the slightest sign of sunlight. Oh yes, they should also explode when a stake is put through their heart. Yes, what else? Oh yeah, wouldn't it be cool if they can turn to a vampire in 20 seconds after being bitten? Who wants to wait for a transformation like in the old movies, those were crap, right?
Oh, but most important - lets keep the characters act like they are 3 years-old and make the worst decisions at any possible time, even if they are supposed to be ex-cops or ex-military or whatever, they should really be scared of a little girl with some teeth on her, and when she is out cold lets not tie her up, instead lets put her in an elevator cage that a dog can break out of in 5 minutes.
And it just goes on and on like this for 90+ minutes, unclear what these morons are doing there and why they turn on each other so easily, and why do they all even have to stay there. It's like a really bad "Knifes Out" which was, by itself, super overrated.
I'm just tired of these stupid bloody teenage movies. It really isn't good, it's not funny and it's nothing but a total waste of time. I do not understand the high ratings these movies get on IMDB, It's not even about bad acting, Kevin Durand went on to participate in Kingdom of the apes and Melissa Barrera is decent, but the texts they are given here are sooo bad most of the time I felt embarrassed for the actors.
Bottom line, watchable if you have absolutely nothing better to do, and I mean *nothing* better. Exact score: 44 / 100.
Oh, but most important - lets keep the characters act like they are 3 years-old and make the worst decisions at any possible time, even if they are supposed to be ex-cops or ex-military or whatever, they should really be scared of a little girl with some teeth on her, and when she is out cold lets not tie her up, instead lets put her in an elevator cage that a dog can break out of in 5 minutes.
And it just goes on and on like this for 90+ minutes, unclear what these morons are doing there and why they turn on each other so easily, and why do they all even have to stay there. It's like a really bad "Knifes Out" which was, by itself, super overrated.
I'm just tired of these stupid bloody teenage movies. It really isn't good, it's not funny and it's nothing but a total waste of time. I do not understand the high ratings these movies get on IMDB, It's not even about bad acting, Kevin Durand went on to participate in Kingdom of the apes and Melissa Barrera is decent, but the texts they are given here are sooo bad most of the time I felt embarrassed for the actors.
Bottom line, watchable if you have absolutely nothing better to do, and I mean *nothing* better. Exact score: 44 / 100.
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