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Valhalla (2019)
Puratet brown stuff
This is an insult to the source material. I don't care if it looks close enough, the story and characters are non existing. They have completely rejected the entire story, and all the characters from the original cartoon, and comics. The movie is boring and not worth your time and money.
It seems like someone didn't get to make a Valhalla inspired Christmas Calendar, and then violated the Valhalla movie to make that vision come to life. I was literally just waiting for little elves and gnomes to appear, as they would have just as little to do with the story as this utter garbage that was in it had.
And where is Heimdal? Where are all the characters?
Seriously, all they had to do, was to take the cartoon script and just turn it into a movie. But no, that would have been a good movie. This is just boring.
V-Wars (2019)
Worst show ever
This is an insult to the viewer. I have watched 3 episodes of this insult to my intelligence, and not for one single moment, did I not get a Sharknado vibe from it, without the obvious intention of it mocking the genre. Had it at least been an obvious joke, it would have redeemed it, but this seems more like a pathetic attempt to see how far you can stretch people's willingness to just watch any brown stuff you serve them. Worthless and offensive are the only words that come to mind at the moment.