ABSOLUTELY DIRE!! One of the most POINTLESS films I have ever seen!! 1 hour and 20 mins of washed-up American actors playing their usual type-cast characters of "Oooh, look at me!! I have rugged looks, dirty clothes, a ridiculously deep voice and a gun!! That must mean I'm a hard-nut!!". A-duh!! Even worse is the DIRE British 'actor' (and I'm stretching the human imagination in calling him that!!) Vinnie Jones who, once again, plays a hard-man, only, as always, it's about as believable as a buffalo auditioning for Cinderella!! The lame fake American accent is so grating!! Why do any of these 'actors' feel the need to put on such ridiculous voices when they play these parts? It just sounds pathetic and really annoying to listen to, especially for over 1 hour!! There's no real storyline to this other than some silly tart called Cherokee Kisum who gave Pistolero a key and asked him to keep it safe. She is then killed, along with some other social-retards and Pisterlo and his gang of "Ooh look at us, we're hard-nuts" set about tracking down who killed them and getting revenge. All a little bit sad.
The bar-fight between Comanche and 'The Gent' is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time. It's just the same old tosh men seem to love in movies and also reminded me of a typical Saturday night out when you see the really sad little men who have to fight someone just to make themselves feel like they are real men and aren't inferior to everyone!! It's a real eye-rolling experience and you end up looking at the clock thinking "For Christ sake, get your masculine bull and rough 'n' tumble over with so we can move on!!".
A lot of deluded "I've got my breasts out!!" whores also frequenting the film with their fellow deluded male actors thinking the world revolves around violence and sex. Anyone who is actually like this in the world obviously has a serious lack of social skills and grasp of common sense.
Anyway, a load of idiots are killed, there is a load of gruff/deep-voiced chitter-chatter about absolute rubbish and most of the time you look at everyone and ask "What the feck are they on about?". None of it makes sense.
Anyway, at the end they go and retrieve a box from the desert and the '666' key, which Pisterlo has been looking after, opens the box and Comanche looks into the box with a look of shock on his face. However, don't get excited - we NEVER find out what was in the bloody box!! Pointless much?!! Just a tad!! Honestly, it's bad enough having to watch a load of washed-up hard-men wannabe actors doing the yawn-worthy 'macho-trash' for 1 hour 20 mins but when the end comes and you still have no idea what it was all about you kind of lose the will to live!! Honestly, don't bother with this!! Absolute TRASH!!
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