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1. "I have GOT to get me one of these." Independence Day
2. "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart
3. "I ain't playin', K. Did you ever flashy thing me?" MIB
4. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" The Usual Suspects
5. "Say what again!" Pulp Fiction
6. "Oh please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" Scream
7. "Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name." Reservoir Dogs
8. "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." The Silence Of The Lambs
9. "Is that what I'm supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag." Saving Private Ryan
10. "Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere." Forrest Gump
11. "You and your fucking rope" The Boondock Saints
12. "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. " Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
13. "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again." Snatch
14. "For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all." Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
15. "There are worse things out tonight than vampires. ", "Like what? ", "Like me. " Blade
16. "Do you think that's air you're breathing now? " The Matrix
17. "Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the decision to live an ordinary life is no longer an option." Spider-Man
18. "Darrell, 40,000 people die every day. Why aren't you one of them? " U-Turn
19. "So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. " Spaceballs
20. "THIS... is my BOOM STICK!" Army Of Darkness
21. "I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear. " American History X
22. "I see dead people" The Sixth Sence
23. "Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is." Platoon
24. "Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome" Gladiator
25. "Nazis. I hate these guys" Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
26. "We are the Knights who say... NI! " Monty Python And The Holy Grail
27. "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras!" The Exorcist
28. "People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world." The Green Mile
29. "Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence" Dogma
30. "Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." Southpark: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
31. "It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Von." A Clockwork Orange
32. "Are you threatening ME?!!" Beavis & Butthead
33. "There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless." Full Metal Jacket
34. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" Die Hard
35. "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin." Devil�s Advocate
36. "You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?" The Blair Witch Project
37. "YAHOOOOO, Kid, now let's blow this place and go home!" Star Wars
38. "So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?" From Dusk Till Dawn
39. "One, two, freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, never... never...sleep again" A Nightmare On Elm Street
40. "I chose not to choose life, I choose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons, who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" Trainspotting
41. "When you are young not much matters, when you find something you like that's all you got." Kids
42. "Can we try with real bullets now?" L�on
43. "You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!" La Vitta � Bella
44. "This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules" The Big Lebowski
45. "Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny?" Se7en
46. "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie" Scarface
47. "I'm funny how. I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?" Good fellas
48. "Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." The Godfather
49. "Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain." Married With Children
50. "What are you going to put put on your resume: dumbass?" That 70�s Show
51. "Bart, stop pestering Satan!." The Simpsons
52. "Oh, Lord. You're so BIG. So awfully huge. We're all really impressed down here, I can tell you!" Monty Python�s The Meaning Of Life
53. "Here's Johnny!" The Shining
54. "I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy." Batman
55. "Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal. Go ahead, ask them!" Fargo
56. "I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this." Titanic
57. "The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say no?" Armageddon
58. "If you can't say anything nice, say it about Diane." Cheers
59. "Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!" Friends
60. "Shut up, fool! " The A-Team
61. "But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." Jurrasic Park
62. "Send you here for life. That's exactly what they take. The part that counts anyways." The Shawshank Redemption
63. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you." The Last Of The Mohicans
64. "Jack, nothing tricky now, you know that I'm on top of you. Do not attempt to grow a brain." Speed
65. "Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997. Almost the entire population of the world. About one percent of us survived." 12 Monkeys
66. "Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets." The Hunt For Red October
67. "Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'd be very unhappy." Schindler�s List
68. "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire
69. "They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!" The Game
70. "She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" Psycho
71. "I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school." American Beauty
72. "Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence." Rear Window
73. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok." Taxi Driver
74. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." 2001: A Space Oddysey
75. "One shot is what it's all about. A deer has to be taken with one shot" The Deer Hunder
76. "You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! " Rocky
77. "Not *in*; the doll *is* cocaine." Traffic
78. "I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it." Magnolia
79. "Come with me if you want to live!" The Terminator
80. "Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?" One Flew Over The Cuckoo�s Nest
actor/actress quotes
"Television has brought murder back into the home - where it belongs"
---Alfred Hitchcock
"The camera lies all the time; lies 24 times/second."
---Brian DePalma
"If I fail, they [the film industry] write me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart."
---George A. Romero
"People call me a perfectionist, but I'm not. I'm a rightist. I do something until it's right, and then I move on to the next thing." ---James Cameron
"In France I'm an auteur, in Germany a filmmaker, in England, UK a genrefilm director, in USA a bum." ---John Carpenter
[on the hoopla over homosexual slurs in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"] "Gay or straight has never been a big issue with me. Sex is sex, as far as I'm concerned. Some cats dig on the opposite gender, and some cats dig on their own. Sexual identity will always be as mystifying as why 'The Dukes of Hazzard' was once the number one television show in our country: there's no point in getting bent out of shape about it; it just IS. Some cats will always gravitate toward Daisy Duke, and some will always pine over Boss Hogg." ---Kevin Smith
�"Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin." ---Luc Besson
(after "rival" director Guy Ritchie married Madonna) "I guess I'll have to marry Elvis Presley to get even." ---Quentin Tarantino
[On filmmaking] "You have to show violence the way it is. If you don't show it realistically, then that's immoral and harmful. If you don't upset people, then that's obscenity." ---Roman Polanski
[On his style of filmmaking] "I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line." ---Roman Polanski
"Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make." ---Steven Spielberg
"The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years." ---Woody Allen
"I've said many, many, many unkind things about Philadelphia, and I meant every one." -- David Lynch
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl" -- Charlie Chaplin
"I never trust a man that doesn't drink." -- John Wayne
(When asked if he believed in God) "There must be some higher power or how else does all this stuff work?" -- John Wayne
"Oh daddy, buy me that." -- Marlene Dietrich upon seeing John Wayne for the first time
"There is a large element of me in every role I do. Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying." -- Bruce Campbell
"Everything I have ever done in my life has always stayed. I've just added to it...But I will not change. Because when you are successful and you change, you are an idiot." --- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Isn't Halle Berry the most beautiful woman? I have a film I'd like to be in her with. I mean, I'd like to be with her in." - At the 2002 Golden Globe Awards commenting to Melissa Rivers on Halle Berry, who just walked by ---Ewan McGregor
When asked: If heaven exists, what would you want God to say to you at the pearly gates? - "You're a lot better looking in person." -- Harrison Ford
"You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police." -- Jack Nicholson
"Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass" -- Jim Carrey
"I spent four hours with a shrink trying to prove I was normal enought to play a hooker. Does that make sense?" on her role in Taxi Driver (1976) when she was 13 -- Jodie Foster
"If I played Hamlet, they'd call it a horror film." -- Peter Cushing
"You know, I telephoned my grandparents the other day, and my grandfather said to me, 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said, and he shouted, 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?' I thought that was just classic. I mean, if that doesn't keep your feet on the ground, what would?" - on what keeps him humble -- Brad Pitt
"There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars." -- Kevin Bacon
(On whether Madonna should play Eva Peron in the film version of Evita instead of her): "I can sing better than she can. If Madonna gets it, I'll rip her throat out!" -- Meryl Streep
"Never play cards with a guy named Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. And never have sex with anybody who has more problems than you do." -- Sharon Stone
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor." -- Anthony Hopkins
"We're talking about a very strange time [in Hollywood], to be honest. Writing by committee becomes much less about a vision. It is really about a piece of merchandise. We excuse movies like Independence Day (1996) that really lack logic and say, 'It - doesn't make any sense, but it's a ride. I thought a movie was a movie and a ride was a ride." -- Barry Levinson
"I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way [Charlie] Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty." - in 1985 -- Eddie Murphy
Discussing possible casting choices Mel Gibson and Nicolas Cage for Three Kings before he had signed to the movie: "Luckily, both those guys were tied and gagged in my apartment, and that was a problem for the casting department." -- George Clooney
"I was too busy breaking up Tom and Nicole's marriage." -on the fact he had nothing to do with the breakup of Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt. -- George Clooney
"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick." -- Gwyneth Paltrow
"Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal." -- Uma Thurman, self description
"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent." -- Kevin Bacon, 1996
"There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break" -- Michael Douglas
"People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm." -- Robert Redford
"If I make a move, like raise my eyebrows, some critic says I'm doing Nicholson. What am I supposed to do, cut off my eyebrows?" -- Christian Slater
"The truth is, I've made about 30 movies in 30 years, and I've been criticized for 30 years for not making more movies." -- Dustin Hoffman
"There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks - I don't have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say." -- Bruce Willis (1998)
"Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring." -- Michelle Pfeiffer
"One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed." -- Dustin Hoffman, 1984
"We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns." -- Nicolas Cage
"My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors." -- James Woods
"I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money." -- Marlon Brando, 1989
"I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it!" -- Jean-Claude Van Damme
"I love people. And when you love people that much that you're disappointed in them every day, that love can turn to hate in a flash of a second." -- Johny Depp
"The movie business divides women into ice queens and sluts, and there have been times I wanted to be a slut more than anything." -- Sigourney Weaver
"My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s." -- Warren Beatty, 1997
"God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." -- Drew Barrymore (1998)
Reviews
Chaos (2005)
Too much chaos
Let's be fair, it's a good movie BUT it's hardly memorable or spectacular in the long term. I think what the director thought was... "people like smart action movies, therefore i'll make mine smart". Well here's the difference you have action movies that don't look that smart but actually are. And this one looks smart but actually isn't. The problem with that is that it tries to outdo itself, especially the last thirty minutes... where the detective comes upon a different plot every ten minutes, so what we get then is a Usual Suspects kinda montage of every far fetched clue we overlooked only to be changed entirely ten minutes later up until a point were you stop caring.
The director/writer will have to explain to me how detectives take a mathematical theory seriously as a tool to outsmart cops. Again maybe the director wanted to be smart again, by namedropping it's plot by defining it with some fancy word.
Anyway i didn't think much of Jason Statham's acting at all, he's kinda like the Orlando Bloom of the action movies... luckily he doesn't carry this movie alone (unlike The Transporter). Wesley Snipes' character is typical Snipes, after starring in numerous action movies i suppose it was a walk in the park for him. And Ryan Philliphe is a very promising upcoming actor, he really delivers probably the best acting (along with Snipes) in the entire movie.
Just see it once and you'll be entertained. Just don't try to think much about the plot after worths or you'll be insulted.
Nochnoy dozor (2004)
Russian Rubbish!
The story is as simple as you can find it... the typical neo-gnostic good vs evil story which is as old as civilization itself. Of which movies like Star Wars and The Matrix are typical religious overtoned stories in a quest for salvation from their naughty nemesis. Night Watch isn't any different... yet just as the above mentioned movies can be worlds apart, Night Watch is on a entire other universe.
A universe were incoherent story plots, undeveloped characters and a waste of CGI are seen as 'one of the best Russian movies ever made'. If this is one of the best, i don't wanna see it's worst... i don't really know were to start or end explaining how awful this movie is. So many things to choose from... (btw Why does every hero since the Terminator needs to wear sunglasses???) the little good that came from the movie was the satisfaction when you see the end titles. What a relief!
If the book was better then the movie, then the movie should get sued. Unlike Lord Of The Rings or Harry Potter where it inspired billions of more people to buy the novels and enrich JK Rowling and JR Tolkien's kin to bigger mansions... i doubt this writer will get anything other then his/her 15 minutes of fame.
Maybe this really is a cultural movie in which you need to consume four bottles of vodka in order to like it...
War of the Worlds (2005)
Spielberg does it again
First of all Morgan freeman kicks ass, best narration since opening credits of the Outer Limits and The fellowship of the ring.
Secondly everyone knows (or should know) Spielberg loves human relations (especially father and son) and this is what this movie is about relations!!! It revolves around love blossoming in the midst of war, and it's beautifully done and really touching! The war itself is really an excuse which is forcing them to band. What, who or why this war was started doesn't really matter (for all we know the family might have been Jews trying to hide from the Nazis) in the end only his kids matter!!
But the war is so unseen, so gigantic so unreal and yet with a sense of realistic chaos that it draws A lot of the attention (wich is not a bad thing!). Those are by far one of the greatest special effects seen to date that when a tripod's on your tail you become as afraid as the family and as caring that you'd want them to get out of there as fast as possible as if you were running with them... thrilling ride all the way!
Great movie! Needs at least an Oscar for special effects!
Kudos to Spielberg
The Final Cut (2004)
insult to your intelligence
So many plot holes, so many undeveloped characters it made my head hurt trying to think about it.
The concept of the movie is great, as a story which you 'could' do something with in a Isaac Asimov kinda way... yet the concept remains untouched. And what we get to see are four different dramatic story lines (a unhappy relationship, a childhood trauma, psychopathic protesters and a bitter-ed ex-cutter) which frankly don't make much sense and have little or nothing to do with each other.
Alltough the actors do their best to carry some weight with what has given them, it's utterly useless when their motivations and emotions don't make sense. Which leaves us uncaring for the main character since you simply can't understand or identify with him.
It had no drama and it certainly had no thriller in it... Don't expect much of this movie... it ain't no Minority Report and it ain't no One Hour Photo.