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Voyagers (2021)
Whiney Teenagers in Space Lord Of The Flies, but rubbish
This film is utterly, utterly awful. Hey guys, let's fill a spaceship with teenagers and tell them their lives don't matter because it's their grandkids who'll arrive at the destination.
Unspeakably dull and annoying AF.
We Sold Our Souls for Rock 'n Roll (2001)
We cut our film to sell our souls
Ok. I went to the premiere of this film in the UK last night (25/4/2001)
It's not bad, and the director did a good job. But there were lots of bands from Ozzfest that mysteriously didn't make it.
And for the first 30 minutes I thought the Surround Sound was EXCELLENT... Because every time a CRAP band came on, I heard screams to the right of me.
The film focuses rather heavily on Ozzie, and while it shows his sense of humour it also makes him look thick (with an autocue [teleprompter] for his lyrics onstage, inhaling steam before going on and also singing flat on film.)
Oh: there are two versions, too. Documentary and music-based. Though neither will be in UK cinemas as it looks like nobody wants to buy it. Probably as the documentary focuses on sucking up to Sharon.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Probably the worst film of all time
At last, a horror flick for TOTAL wimps. Pathetic to say the least and hyped beyond all compare.
Highpoints? I was at a cinema seeing a different film and people came out mid-way to demand a refund.
Rock. I saw it on a video and it's 86 minutes of my life I'll NEVER get back.
Life is too short for crap movies.