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Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)

I gave it a two for the visuals and awkwafina. Otherwise, I would have given it a 1

[2/10 · 8 July 2021]

This movie seemed like a quick cash grab. None of the characters are original. The baby is a transfer student from boss baby, Raya is the most typical femme fatale character ever, the big gruff guy is like a dude from the ugly duckling, and so on. The whole idea of trust is very surface level. Also, doesn't it make sense for them not to trust people in this world? They literally get betrayed tons of times in the movie. Very formulaic, the gem splits in exactly 5 pieces and each tribe gets exactly one piece, they pick up a gang member in each tribe. They relied too heavily on the visuals and the fact that they had dragons and princesses.

In all honesty, it wasn't a bad movie and didn't feel like a waste of my time, but my bar is so much higher than this movie in terms of Disney,

Henry Danger (2014–2020)

It gets better

[9/10 · 6 March 2021]

In the beginning, the villains are stupid and the acting is pretty bad. In my opinion, season three on is when it is the best. Season 1 was pretty cringy sometimes but season 2 got better, and season 3 was awesome and seasons 4 and 5 are amazing. You just kind of have to stick with it. Seriously though, some of the first season's villains include the toddler (a grown man running around in a diaper and for some reason the superheroes have to stop him?) and the phone shark (literally just eats phones) and drill finger (his finger is a drill and that's it) and the spoiler (runs around spoiling what happens in movies. I have to admit though, his episode was funny). The only good villains from season one were doctor minyak and nurse cohort, and Jeff. Just keep watching, it gets better

Henry Danger (2014–2020)

Honestly pretty good

[9/10 · 18 January 2021]

The show is really funny. I love Charlotte, Henry, ray, and even piper. I was getting tired of Disney channel getting more and more immature. I am 15 years old, and love kid shows when they are done right. Recently Disney channel has been aimed at 2 year olds. That's when I was extremely glad to find this show. One of the things I was most impressed by was piper. She is an annoying little sister, but as the viewer I actually find her funny unlike every other sibling on a show ever. Like Trina. The boy Henry is funny, kind, charismatic, and everything else. Glad to see a boy on one of these shows not just be arrogant, stupid, or a nerd. Charlotte is super smart and logical. I ship her with Henry, but I doubt that will happen. Jasper is funny, but other than that I don't like his character very much. So after all this, why did I doc 2 points? The villains. Especially season 1 has terrible villains. In lab rats, the villains are actually imposing. In this show, most of them are very dumb. Like the toddler and the phone shark. If this show had villains who weren't so dumb, I would give it a solid 10.

Also, watch at least till episode 4, the show does get better

Victorious (2010–2013)

I love this show except.....

[7/10 · 15 January 2021]

I do genuinely like this show and find it very enjoyable. There are a few things that bug me though. Tori is always being treated like she has the best voice of all of them. Whenever there is a voice contest, Tory wins, if ever an audition, tori gets it. I find cat (Ariana grande), jade (Liz gillies), and Andre (Leon Thomas 111) to all be better singers than tori. It was pretty obvious the entire show that they wanted Victoria justice (tori) to go on and be the big star, but Ariana grande (cat) did instead. All of the characters had a personality except tori. Honestly, I would have liked Tory a lot better if she was a side character and wasn't treated like she was the cutest girl, the best singer, the best actor, the best songwriter, and everything else. Honestly, they made Liz gillies (jade) dye her hair black and Ariana Grande (cat) dye her hair red so that Tory would be the cute brunette and no one else. Tori isn't even a good friend, she often ditches her friends, steals their boyfriend, etc etc. there are rumors that Victoria Justice was bullying Ariana Grande and the others. Since then Victoria justice has said that ari texted her privately saying that she wasn't talking about Victoria. This was never confirmed or denied by Ariana Grande. But back to victorious. Also, Trina is supposed to be funny but I find her obnoxious. Also, the laugh track bugs the crap outa me. Other than that, it is a good show,

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

So underrated

[10/10 · 5 January 2021]

Idk why this has such a low score. Kinda is awesome, milo is cute, Audrey is sassy, cookie super funny, sweet is sweet, the only character I don't like is the mole guy and, obviously, the antagonist. For a Disney movie, a very small amount of it is cringy or overly sappy. The plot happens really fast, which I think was fitting. Also made some great comments on how museums often unfairly steal things. Also it was hilarious! I feel like sometimes Disney does this thing where they make jokes in the most intense parts which makes it seem more like a kids movie. This one didn't do that. They joked in all the appropriate parts, the intense scenes were very intense. I think the main thing I liked about this was that it seemed less like something I only really enjoy when I am 5. There were things like guns, explosions, the risk of an entire civilization dying. Sure, some of the plot twists were expected, when has a Disney twist not been expected? All in all I think this is my favorite Disney movie.

Glow Up: Britain's Next Make-Up Star (2019– )

I liked the makeup.....

[3/10 · 24 November 2020]

The show was very visually beautiful. All of the makeup done I appreciated. How ever there are two major flaws: the judges and the setup.

The judges: the judges are rude and inconsistent. Because it is reality tv I expected them to be blunt. They were the rudest judges I ever saw and they were terrible at judging. They would like something the first moment and the next moment say it was something a child could do. They actually seemed like idiots. Val was the worst.

The setup: so basically they would give everyone a simple starting task and who ever they liked better (so rigged) got an advantage in the actual round. Then they would give everyone a big task and whoever two she liked the least she would send them to the face off chairs. In the face off chars they would do something really simple like ombré lips and whoever did it better got to stay in the game. Honestly this isn't SO bad for reality tv except for the little elements like "ding dong" "beat the seat" and "say your goodbyes now because one of you is not coming back"

Oh, and it is rigged. Thanks for reading my tirade.

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

My favorite Disney movie ever!

[10/10 · 12 October 2020]

I love this movie so much! That I you for bringing diversity into Disney!

Victorious (2010–2013)

If it weren't for these few things, this show would get a solid 10/10. Definitely watch!

[7/10 · 3 September 2020]

This show is very entertaining and fun. My favorite character is cat. She is very adorable and sweet. I also like Andre, who is very musically talented and anti stereotype. Trina annoys me TO DEATH. She has some funny one liners, but all of her plot lines consist of her being a total b*tch. Some of the songs sung are poorly written and hard to listen to. Also I think they maybe should have made the Tory character a more outstanding singer that the others. In the show, there is nothing that makes her voice better than cats or jades, but they still always have Tori the one being discovered, or applauded. In the platinum music awards episode, cat did a better job in my opinion but tori still won. This bugged me because there was nothing really special about toris voice. So that part was kind of unrealistic. Beck is a very flat character. He is almost never funny. I don't know why he was in that school in the first place other than for the tori/ jade love triangle. Other than beck being a flat character, Trina being annoying, and tori being unrealistic, this show is amazing and I definitely recommend watching.

Chuck (2007–2012)

Good show, just skip season 5.

[9/10 · 6 August 2020]

This show is hilarious and addictive. I love the actors. The show is great except for season 5. They need to make this show again!

Coop and Cami Ask the World (2018–2020)

A few criteria

[8/10 · 4 August 2020]

It is a pretty good show and I enjoy it. It has a few flaws. For 1, the plot of "lying" is used too much, like if they goof up and then the whole episode they try to keep it from someone. Also, the whole idea of the show is a little unoriginal. The whole thing of them being internet celebrities, is seen in bizarredvark and iCarly. I think it is better than bizardvark, but I Carly is the og if this general theme. Other than those things the show is enjoyable. also, the actors are all good people. Not for everyone but you should watch the first 2 episodes and see how you like it.

Kylie Cantrall: No Reason (2020 Music Video)

Awesome singing and dancing I love Kylie cantrall!

[10/10 · 25 June 2020]

This is so good and so well produced! She is pretty much the only good Disney star right now besides the ones on ravens home, she is so talented and a great influence for kids. On her show (gabby Duran and the unsitables) she is someone who doesn't care what other people think. A super important lesson for kids today.

Spider-Man (2002)

They seriously improved on these movies

[1/10 · 31 May 2020]

For people who don't want spoilers: this movie sucks. If you don't want spoilers don't read on.

The main actor seemed bored the whole time and the villain was like a cheesy bad guy from a video game and I quote "we will meet again spider-man!" Like really? Also mj was soo ditzy. She dated Harry, she kissed Spider-Man and she kissed peter, not knowing that the last two were the same person. Also she literally always needed saving. In the other spider man movies with Tom Holland mj was actually smart. The writing in the script was terrible. It also bugged me how they made the origin story all about a girl who can't stand up for her self. As a girl I found her annoyingly stereotypical. Like when green goblin threw the bomb and she was on the part of the roof that was falling off, at first it would have been so easy to run off it but nooooooo she needs Spider-Man to come and save her. Also the fight scenes had the worst sound effects I have ever heard. Also when uncle Ben died and he let the robber escape and Peter saw who he was, they had to flash back to that moment as if we hadn't figured it out by then. Also when he made his second costume it was like he just randomly got better at sewing. Like he went from a red ski mask and a hoodie to a super suit. Like why did he suddenly be able to sew crazy well. I liked hoe in the other movies he had to make his own webs. I feel like the Spider-Man in this one was just not all that smart. He knew tons of random stuff, but he was just really weird.

Tall Girl (2019)

I don't recommend

[1/10 · 27 April 2020]

First of all the character "Stig" was super stereotypical and totally unrealistic. Like when she is complaining about her shoe size. Some people have real problems and she is just like "mEns SIzE 13 NikeS oH No" this stole movie is really unrealistic and overall really dumb. I do not recommend at all