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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
First watch was "ok", second watch a masterpiece and one of my favorite movies
The first time i saw 2001: a space odyssey it was ok, i tought it was a bit boring and long, i didn't understand anything, the second time i saw it, i love it, every minute was fantastic and i understood it, its now one of my favourites movies.
Justice League (2017)
The Avengersn't
Marvel movies are bad(endgame wins as the worst) and this one is dc doing the exact opposite of the Dark Knight trilogy
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
You can't say this is better than Jurassic World😂😂😂
Jurassic World had its falws: it where nowhere with the plot and characters and blablabla.
But here they did their best to make it worst this time.
again:
YOU CAN'T SAY THIS SI BETTER
clichés everywhere, blue is like a deus ex machina, villains only want money and that causes ANOTHER PROBLEM, it's boring and make lose his charm to chris pratt.
Just terrible movie.
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
8.7/10 - THE WHOLE MOVIE IS A FOLK SONG
This is the saddest and probably the best coen Brothers movie of this decade(i mean, suburbicon?, Really?),but i really liked true grit, but this is the coen's best of 2010's by far. The songs, the sad and little comedy that makes me wonder,why the hate? The protagonist? Yeah he is kind of unlikeable but he is depressed and has motives to be that way. The end? Ok, THE WHOLE MOVIE IS A FOLK SONG: A Man with problems goes to a Journey where he can choose to redeem but he takes bad choices with this oportunities, at the end is the aceptance of that similar scene at the beginnig, he accepted that and now he can continue with his life, yes, like a folk song.
The Godfather Part II (1974)
Can you overcame perfection? Yes,this movie could
The Godfather: Part II does what a sequel should do, it expands the world and conflicts, giving to the word Family a real meaning by showing the origins of Vitto Corleone, you think is boring because its 3 hours and 20 minutes long but its 100000 times better than the original in every aspect
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
9.7/10
(im not a english speaker, sorry for spelling errors)
Denis Villeneuve is my favorite director and this is,in my opinion,his 2nd Best film(Arrival is a 10 in my opinion). I don't give it a 10 because i don't think is a perfect 10 but is one of the best i've ever seen and visually is the best movie i have seen.
The philosophy is great and the script can profundize more than the original, for me is better than the 1982's movie.
Just excellent movie, love Villeneuve
Tenet (2020)
Nolan's first bad movie
1, you can't defend a bad film like this, my points
Bad Filmaking: every shot is MEH and look the same, you go from england to india and there is no diference and the whole movie has this blue color that looks like a tv comercial.
Bad acting: Washington is like .__. all the movie,debicki and Pattinson are ok but in Blockbuster terms.
Plot: this is the simpliest nolan movie, the villain(obviously is russian because russians are bad and the yankees and british are good) just wants to destroy the world,yeah, DESTROY THE WORLD, and the good people have to stop this, SIMPLIEST NOLAN MOVIE EVER, the form the story is told is what make it look complex but is simple crap
Music: meh, ludwig gorransson seems to copy hanz zimmer
Rithym: the opposite of the Blade Runner masterpiece movies, this is fast, dialogue, editing, action, characters, ALL is fast and has no sense.
Conclusion: if you think this is a masterpiece you don't know nothing about cinema, just bad movie
The Office (2005)
Seasons 8 & 9 ruined the show
After michael left the show is dead.
I mean, Cathy IS THE WORST, the plots are dumb and stupid.
The rest of the show is pure gold
Uncle Grandpa (2010)
This is what happens when you try to copy David Lynch, bit you're not David Lynch
They tried to do something like gumball, sometimes nosense but making sense in his own universe, this is the opposite to funny and the opposite to OK
Regular Show (2010)
Started excellent, ended terrible
The dome and space arcs where T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E just TERRIBLE, and don't say the end is perfect, all episodes before Ending where as terrible as the Ending, and REALLY? HOW CAN BE A PERFECT ENDING IF THE MET SOMEONE TO MARRIE IN 2 SECONDS, JUST TERRIBLE ENDING
The Vast of Night (2019)
Best movie of 2020
Its wonderful, like a twilight zone episode with plot twist and excelents sequence shots, one of them is made by the argentine studio that made that sequence shot from el secreto de sus ojos
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Does a Clip Show (2018)
FINISH THIS EPISODE!!!
Really, JUST FINISH IT BEFORE YOU START HATING WITH NO REASON, AND ABOUT HATING, SEASONS 13 AND 14 ARE ONE OF THE BEST, THIS SHOW NEVER LOSES QUALITY
Élite (2018)
Spanish soap opera
T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E, those are the only words i have to describe this show
The Sinner (2017)
Season 1 GREAT, Season 2 very good, season 3 WTFF
Really, why season 3 is so bad?? The first two seasons where great, but WTF, season 3 has no sense and conveniences, so sad for what used to be a good show
The Leftovers: I Live Here Now (2015)
Season 2: Surrealism and drama
I didn't realize that this season was so surrealistic after i realized kevin can't die in miracle, he coming back from death, mental trip, disapearences and miracle, where no one was departed, this is perfectly mixed with the perfect drama
Mr. Robot: Hello, Elliot (2019)
The best series finale ever
Yes, i've watched breaking bad, the sopranos and more than 130 tv shows, but this is the best ending ever, just perfect, i cried so much and i watched the end credits for half and hour without knowing what to do next.
This is my top 3 tv show(number 2 the leftovers and number 1 it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) and i'm so happy for this perfect Ending
Interstellar (2014)
Explaining complicated things with forced and lazy dialogue
Really, is OK, but is not a masterpiece, i thing nolan started beliving he is "C O M P L EX" by explaining things that will make you thing you're Smart, but you're stupid if you really thing this is a masterpiece, they thing you're dumb, and explained this to you the easiest way possible, just dumb
Defending Jacob: After (2020)
Bad Ending but keeps the messege of the show
Sorry for spelling errors, im learning English.
I mean, yes, is a bad Ending to a miniseries but the whole show they're with this question: What is more important? The incondicional family or personal moral,thats why they never confirm if jacob killed or not.
I thing he did, the"maybe i have the murder gene" confirms a lot, and other hints do, but is the aproppiate ending for this messege
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
WHAT HAPPENED???
I mean, the first movie is great(7.7) but this???? Repeats the formula, and is almost boring, i can't believe this is the highest rated movie in the saga, is the worst
Black Mirror: Hang the DJ (2017)
Beautiful episode
This episode is so emotional that it hurts you and makes you cry. Simply beautiful
Black Mirror: Crocodile (2017)
Worst episode
This and the Miley Cyrus episodes are the worsts of the entire show, JUST TERRIBLE
Community: Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television (2015)
LAZY ENDING EVEEER
Come on they had no idea how to end it and just inveted this terrible and boring ending. pfffff
Community (2009)
Ok...
I liked it but:
- jeff and annie???? Come on, stupid thing ever, not even a good romance.
- season 4 is AWFUUUL
- ENDING IS THE WORST
- Not as funny as Rick and Morty(Dan Harmond reallt improved his comedy)
- AND REALLY THAT ENDING???
Narcos: México (2018)
Season 1 is 9, season 2 is 5
Really, they ruined the almost perfect season 1 with a boring season 2(that in episode 8 start to be good) and the leyenda plot was the worst , trying to replace Michael Peña.
But don't miss the perfect season 1
The Queen's Gambit (2020)
Una mas de Netflix
Sobrevalorada y con la típica fotografía de Netflix, es una mas, NO ES UN 10, ES ALGO RESCATABLE, NADA MAS