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Cowboy Bebop (2021)
1/10
Wanted to like it, but it's awful.
22 November 2021
One word.... WOW.

They couldn't have done a worse job of it, it's incredibly badly acted, written and produced, non of this makes sense, all the characters are incredibly stupid and it's just not realistic in any way shape or form, even the sound track sounds ridiculous.

0 out of 10 if I could.
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Breach (IV) (2020)
1/10
Awful, I think this is the end of Bruce Willis career if he's taking roles like this, this is worse than most B movies.
18 April 2021
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Sad to see a legend such as Bruce Wills accept this kind of movie, the acting is terrible, most noticeably shouty shouty Timothy Murphy who cannot act to save his life and is such bad casting choice, you can tell the casting director was only in if for a pay check and didn't care who got the job.

Everything from the unoriginal storyline, to the bad acting and dialogue to the ridiculous flashes of light and shaking of a rifle to simulate life fire, to a fake as hell CGI flame thrower. Even the rifles look ridiculous with a 5 inch magnifying glass stuck on top as some kind of scope.

Contender for worst movie of the year, right here!

Don't waste your time..... It is awful.
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Warrior Women (2003)
1/10
Inaccurate history
3 January 2021
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Stopped watching after 4th minutes of the 2nd episode with Mulan, she was historically a 4th century character, there are poems written about her life from the 4th century in northern wei region of China. So how on earth is it a fact that she was born in 1777 during the Ching dynasty..... There's a 1300+ year discrepancy there. Plus the uniforms of the Chinese soldiers are from the wrong period. If they can't get any of the dates right, then there really is no credibility and point in watching this series.
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1/10
What a disaster, not the earth being uninhabitable but this movie.
28 December 2020
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What a dumpster truck of a movie, characters on the space ship are are all very unlikeable. And I don't care about them whatsoever.

George Clooneys character plunging into Antarctic water for a minute yet not suffering to frost bite that would kill a man inside an hour is an insult to the audiences intelligence.

Unbelievable, uninteresting and awful storyline, it seems like the story was thrown together by a 9 year old.

Don't waste your time on this.
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Green Book (2018)
10/10
Film of the highest quality.
26 December 2020
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I'm so glad I watched this, this is a very good heartwarming film which I recommend highly. The two main lead actors are a perfect choice and share a on screen chemistry which is endearing when it calls for and comical and amusing at just the right times to keep you spell bound. Viggo Mortensen is so convincing as a overweight Italian bodyguard with sense of humor and a deep love for his family. And Mahershala Ali plays his role (and the piano) so well you really like the two characters in what should be a boring film that consists 90% of these two characters sitting in a car. The journey isn't just a physical journey across a dangerous part of the US for a black man in the 60's, its also an evolution of both the characters outlook on life. They open new insights and possibilities to each other they'd never been close to revealing in themselves in the past and it really binds them in a friendship which holds true. In a way they both have skill sets that compliment each other, you have the Street smart Italian guy and the righteous courteous and kind Dr Shirley, they're both able to teach and nurture each other, and help each other fulfil their goal. Some of the racism the Dr had to endure was beyond anything we see today and shows what great courage he had in doing this tour of the deep south. The storyline is well scripted, well thought out and excellent cast and acted. The pacing was sometimes slow, but otherwise this is a must see film and I highly recommend.
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Peninsula (2020)
1/10
Terrible storyline, bad acting, cheesy dialogue....so many bad things about this.
26 December 2020
Nothing like the original train to Busan movie, this is just plain bad. U have a joke for a villain who can't act, unlikeable lead characters who can't act, a storyline that doesn't make much sense, terrible cheesy dialogue and a series of events that just won't happen. On the whole this is by far the worst of the worst to come out of Korea and a complete insult to the original movie.
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1/10
Awful
9 October 2020
Don't bother with this drivel, the characters do the most stupid things, in a post apocalyptic world these kids wouldn't last 1hr before being munched on. I know it's only fiction, but at least make the characters mindset and behaviour believable. This sorry attempt of a series in this genre doesn't even attempt to replicate how real people would react in these situations.

Did I mention the acting, how on earth did any of the actors get a role in anything is beyond me, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for acting talent here and it shows..... Awful.... And not one likeable character which is a shame, cause all the writers had to do was not make the characters make ridiculously stupid nonsensical decisions and that would have gone a long way.

Steer clear of this one.
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