albanog-67613 Reviews

Bizaardvark (2016–2019)

Oh great another one!

[3/10 · 13 February 2021]

Listen,we all know Disney can make great and funny sitcoms and this TV show is an example of how to NOT make a good sitcom.I don't mind show with a weird concept,like come on I like a cartoon about a sea sponge that lives in a pineapple and has a pet snail,but this is way too over the top and not in a good way.Sometimes I felt surprised whenever the laugh track because that wasn't even a joke!I just watched the 1st episode and after going through that torture,I watched Amphibia and oh boy was that a good break from...Well whatever THAT was.

The main characters are SO annoying they make me want to break the frickin' TV and they try to be "cool" by introducing the concept of youtube and it is sooooo bad.The theme song is kind of good.But at the end of the day all of this doesn't really matters...CAUSE WE CAN WATCH FRICKIN' HANNAH MONTANA!!!

Up (2009)

One of Pixar's best it lift UP my spirit hahahahahahaha

[10/10 · 30 December 2020]

This movie is so touching and sad.I cried throughout the whole movie like I have never cried on my whole entire life, this movie is soooo depressing and cute with an important message.The animation is GORGEOUS and it should get at least one star just for that!But unfortunately movies are not just about looks or how much it made you cry.This movie has such a creative plot that only Pixar could come up with,it totally deserved that Oscar.The soundtrack is just amazing!I remember watching this in the living room(crying of course) and my dad asked what was going on and I said that I was watching Up.

Girl Meets World: Girl Meets Belief (2015) Season 2, Episode 24

Oh come on!

[10/10 · 27 December 2020]

This episode shows that believing in something is wonderful and there's nothing wrong about believing in something!In our country we get to choose what we are going to believe and I read some of these reviews and I think some of you are not mad at the episode itself but that it tries to show you something that you don't wanna see.It gives you a chance of seeing the world in other people's eyes and see what THEY believe in,because guess what?The world does NOT revolve around you.People always wanna hear about greek mythology and what people used to believe in why not give it a chance now?If you don't want to believe it's okay but at least give it a chance!

Hercules (1997)

I love Greek mythology so chill you "mythology geniuses"

[10/10 · 27 December 2020]

Come on save us some time 'cause we both know that Greek Mythology is a 100% not appropriate for kids below the ages of 10 to 12.Come on you want to adapt the fact that Zeus betrayed his wife and had a kid, or the fact that Kronos ate all of his children!Well why don't you adapt Greek Mythology into a movie huh?Let's see how that turns out!But for real this movie is amazing!It's that type of movie that you know that you are only there for the villain.Or do you watch Sleeping Beauty because of Aurora?This movie is a classic that needs to be remembered for generations.

Soul (2020)

I stayed up until 3 am to watch it.Totally worth it!

[10/10 · 25 December 2020]

This movie is a great adventure with gorgeous animation and a beautiful story!The soundtrack is impeccable and everything is perfect.

This movie is just so amazing the story makes you want to keep watching it and it makes you feel sad that it ended.

This movie made me question my identity!GO WATCH IT!

Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012)

Magic

[10/10 · 21 December 2020]

I watched every single Disney Channel TV show I watched and I'm not kidding but this one really stands out to me!The characters are a 100% even though they're WIZARDS I personally don't know how they do that.I am still in season 1 and I don't know if it's gonna stay good but I think it's PERFECT!!!The theme song is awesome,the show is interesting,the characters are realistic and relatable,good story etc.Watch this if it's the last thing you do.

A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014)

What is wrong with the show?

[10/10 · 21 December 2020]

I was really surprised when I saw those reviews and kept thinking:"What is wrong with this?" I LOVE this show and I don't understand what the heck is wrong with it!It's funny,interesting,good plot,funny characters,annoying antagonist and good cast.There are two things that kept me watching this show for 3 seasons 1)I like the idea 2)LOL this is so funny!I think people hate it because Disney Channel supposedly got "bad" but that's not true!I'm gonna give you some examples of good Disney Channel shows from the new generation:A.N.T. farm,Gravity Falls,Amphibia,Big City Greens,Liv and Maddie,Good Luck Charlie,Jessie,Girl Meets World etc.I totally recommend it and I give it a 10 outta 10

Game Shakers (2015–2019)

I have some hard feelings with this show

[4/10 · 19 December 2020]

I don't really like this show I personally think it's kind of annoying and it's definitely not one of my favorites.But some of these jokes are surprisingly funny,and some of these episodes are really good.The plot is creative but not something I would enjoy.I want to say that I am 10 years old and the target audience but I understand if you like this show,actually I don't but it's okay if you like it.I think I started hating this show because it played after SpongeBob SquarePants.I don't like any of the characters in this show,none of them are relatable or entertaining.I always liked nickelodeon but not that much,I think my biggest problem with Nickelodeon is that the 2010's didn't have that much good shows so I just watched the good ones. I just want to finish this review saying:I can watch 1 or 2 episodes but it's not something I would watch for hours.

Coraline (2009)

Who the heck had the idea to compare this to Wall-e

[10/10 · 12 December 2020]

This movie is just so creative and awesome!It's a Halloween classic with a incredible plot and relatable characters!I am a REALLY coward person and this is the most scary thing I can see or else I'll be traumatized and I felt really nervous watching this movie but not nervous enough to scream out loud!This movie isn't so scary for kids I first watched this movie when I was like 10 and I didn't get THAT scared!Stop-motion is one of the best animation style that exists I don't care about 3D anymore I want stop-motion!Laika is such a underrated company people prefer watching Pixar or Disney then Laika well guess what?Laika is awesome!I would choose Disney over Laika(of course) but I still love it!I love this movie because it has a dark tone with an interesting plot!

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Best stop-motion movie ever!(except for Coraline of course!)

[10/10 · 12 December 2020]

This movie is a Christmas/Halloween movie and that's awesome!Combining two completely different holidays put them together with stop-motion,Tim Burton,music and Disney and there you go you have a awesome Disney movie that is remembered by everyone years after it was released!It's a Christmas movie but with a dark tone and Tim Burton!This can scare four-year-old kids a little bit but...I love this movie and that'll never change!

The Thundermans (2013–2018)

A light in the middle of darkness

[10/10 · 11 December 2020]

I mean the concept is creative and it is funny and I like it.I'm not gonna say anything else because I'm tired and I don't wanna give out spoilers.

Mulan (2020)

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

[5/10 · 9 December 2020]

Person who created this movie:There ain't gonna be no Mushu,Lucky cricket,Mulan's grandma,music,Li Shang or Shan Yu because it's going to be more mature and respect the original story. Yeah right!This movie's a piece of sh**!If it respected the original story and made the Chinese people happy then we would be cool.BUT IT DIDN'T!The people who live in China said that this was another cliche instead of a movie about an awesome heroine!Look this is Mulan when she's happy 😶 here's she's sad:😶 and this is her angry 😶.See the difference?Yeah me neither.But I mean the witch is cool,and the villain is cool,and the movie is beautiful.But the worst part is that Mulan was "born with her talent" and no one can relate to her!In the original one she became the hero she is but in this one...Ugh just don't watch it.Oh yeah I forgot to say something!I slept watching this soooo

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)

Gotta admit all of the stars are for the good of my childhood 😂🤣😂🤣

[10/10 · 9 December 2020]

Sooooooo I may be a little emotional attached to this movie, okay I'm 100% emotionally attached to this movie.It's so hilarious how the green screen effects suck!This is a horrible kid's movie classic don't ya think?All girls thought:"Oh man Lavagirl is soooooo cool" for some reason.Well I love it!

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )

Best Nickelodeon Cartoon

[10/10 · 9 December 2020]

This TV show may not be the same that it was a few years ago but nothing is gonna change my love for this show!This show was made by Stephen Hillensburg and that guy is the creator not only of SpongeBob but my childhood!You'll laugh watching it no matter how old you are!As a kid I wanted EVERYTHING that was related to SpongeBob,t-shirts,stuffed toys,plastic toys,backpacks and so much more!I loved this show since I first watched it.It's a Nickelodeon classic and I love it!

The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–2019)

It all started on a plane...

[10/10 · 8 December 2020]

I love this show!I was never a big Cartoon Network,mostly because the only interesting thing that I could find in the 2010's was Teen Titans Go!Until when I was nine I was in an airplane and I found a show that my friends told me about.The Amazing World of Gumball and in just three episodes this was already one of my favorite CN TV shows.There is a good humor that is appropriate for children but not something that is just for children. This is jut as non-sense as SpongeBob!It combines both stop-motion, 3D animation,puppets and traditional animation.This show is just genius they really have a story to tell with an incredible idea!It's just a bunch of craziness wrapped up in a TV show.It not only makes the target audience happy but the public in general!It show us friendship and best of all good jokes!In resume if you didn't watch that show...WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?WATCH IT ALREADY!!!

Frozen II (2019)

So you're seriously telling me that this movie is bad?

[10/10 · 7 December 2020]

I watched both movies a billion times and Iike both of 'em.Frozen has markable songs like Let It Go and Frozen 2 has Show Yourself and Into The Unknown I prefer the songs from the first movie I think the second movie needed more people singing together because there were so many solos, even Kristoff got his own song!The story wasn't as good as the original I mean the villains are the rock giants!And it's so cute to see that Olaf is becoming more mature but he's still funny and the movie is just so sad when we see Olaf dying which as a reference to Infinity War,but the worst part of this movie is that my best friend totally ruined it!Everyone was giving away spoilers and I wanted to strangle my bff because she told me a freaking spoiler!It's good to see Elsa's origin and to see every youtuber mad because they're theory that Tarzan,Elsa and Anna are sisters well that theory never made sense anyways.The animation of this movie is incredible and the movie has a bunch of Easter Eggs!But it's not better than the original.Congrats Disney one of the best sequels ever made!

Girl Meets World: Girl Meets Home for the Holidays (2014) Season 1, Episode 16

Awwww this so cute and nostalgic!

[10/10 · 6 December 2020]

This is one of the cutest episodes on earth!I felt really emotional in this episode and it's one of my favorites.Christmas + Girl Meets World + Disney Channel=OMG I love this!All the characters from the old are back and that is awesome!Do you believe in miracles?Well I sure hope you do because one just happened before your eyes!

Teen Titans Go! (2013– )

As a 10 year old kid(which is the target audience)I can say that I like it!

[9/10 · 6 December 2020]

Cartoon Network needs to make money and the public (and by that I mean kids who still watch Cartoon Network)need to like it!And all of the kids I know don't even know that Teen Titans Go is a reboot of an old cartoon.So let's face it, would it have 7 seasons if the kids didn't like it?And it also got a movie by the way.I like the comedy but the fart jokes aren't funny for me like at all.

Hannah Montana (2006–2011)

I am the living proof that 2010's kids still watch 2000's Disney Channel TV shows!

[10/10 · 3 December 2020]

I was born in 2010 and yes I am ten years old,WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW PEOPLE THAT THINK 10 YEAR OLD KIDS ARE DUMB AND FOOLISH AND NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT MATURE???I watched this show and to be fair whatever Disney Channel makes I will love it!Okay so maybe there are a few exceptions but back to the point.This TV show is genius I looked forward to watch it for 2 reasons: 1.My sister always said how this was her childhood and that she loved it so much 2.The concept seemed awesome! And the music is great the concept is great the comedy is great and I love everything about it!Who cares if I'm 10 years old I think people at our age don't get respect at all and just because we're younger that doesn't mean that we don't have sense of critic and laugh at everything.

Girl Meets World (2014–2017)

Okay so maybe I didn't see the original but....

[10/10 · 3 December 2020]

I really liked it,in a point that I watched the first season in like 2 days and that is like a record for me I usually like to do other stuff when I watch TV shows because I get too bored.I'm gonna have to say that I'm not critical,like at all I really try to see the best at TV shows/movies and I may not have watched the original but this was still a good experience.It was because of this show that I will watch Boy Meets World.

Liv and Maddie (2013–2017)

My favorite Disney Channel TV show

[10/10 · 2 December 2020]

Do you know those things that you watch when your really young and four years later you find it on Netflix?Yeah that's what happened to me.I cried the first time I watched it and as a 7 year old I would stop watching anything that's sad, well it didn't happen this time.As a kid I was always wanted to be a twin so any movie/tv show that had twins I would watch it.Well Disney Channel impressed me(like that didn't happen like a hundred times).

Inside Out (I) (2015)

Best Pixar movie of the decade!(Soul is not available yet)

[10/10 · 30 November 2020]

As a 7-year-old I used to hate this movie because my mom put it all the time! But now I can watch it over and over and over again. It shows us that everyone is important to keep balance and that after sadness comes joy and you can't live without all of the emotions. I cried a lot in this movie and Pete Doctor one of the biggest geniuses in Pixar's history created this thing! In conclusion if you don't like this movie what is your problem??????????

The Lion King 1½ (2004 Video)

Funny

[8/10 · 19 November 2020]

It's funny it's nice I like it!It shows us a new point of view and it's cool I would recommend if you have nothing else to do

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998 Video)

Why does everyone say it's one of the worst Disney sequels?

[10/10 · 19 November 2020]

I love this movie!It's one of the best Disney sequels it's just like Romeo and Juliet but for kids and it's more interesting. Kiara is just the cutest. This movie is almost as good as the original!The songs are awesome! Not as good as the original soundtrack but I like it!The bad thing about it is that Scar's not there but if he returned it would be too cliche. Plus Kovu is a deep character which I'm not gonna talk about because I don't want to give away spoilers

The Parent Trap (1998)

One of my favorite live-action Disney films

[10/10 · 19 November 2020]

Totally worth a watch it's funny and it's a Disney classic, and it's about twins, and every kid wants to have a twin, which makes this movie even more incredible.It's a really good movie for all the family