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Reviews
Father of the Babe (1993)
At least she has huge fake tits
Trust Cash "Markham" (yes, that's another misspelling of his fake name) to provide stupid dialogue for this lame porn-parody of the Steve Martin hit. Substitute Jonathan Morgan for Martin Short and you have an idea of how clunky it is.
Tami Monroe is the diminutive Babe of the title, her huge bust commanding viewer attention throughout. She talks T. T. Boy into proposing marriage, but to make a long parody short, she sours on marriage after catching her sexy Euro stepmom Deborah Wells cheating on daddy Rod Fontana with of all people, ubiquitous porn creep Marc Wallice.
Also in the big-bust category is Lynn LeMay, who is tossed into the show with no name, just a hanger on with Jonathan Morgan, the fey (but hetero in XXX action) wedding designer. Wasted is Dyanna Lauren at the beginning of her career, styled "plain" (no false eyelashes for her) as Tami's young sister.
For no good reason, another Euro beauty, Beatrice Valle, has a big role as the family maid, but is left out of both the opening and end credits. Somehow her hot sex scenes with both the would-be bride and the groom didn't merit a screen credit?
Trick ending is sort of worth waiting for -actually only if you're a big-bust fan willing to sit through unfunny "comedy".
Send Me an Angel (1990)
Turns out to be all sex
Taking the easy way out is clearly the story behind this VHS feature: it has a frequently terrific music score (library music, that is), but the story and dialogue is as minimal as can be.
Wayne Summers attempts suicide at the outset, clumsily trying to hang himself with the chord on his window blinds, when suddenly a real blonde angel from heaven (actually Canada) Stephanie Adams appears on his couch and saves him, with sex. The ethereal harp music on the soundtrack is the dominant contrast for an otherwise mundane sex scene.
He rushes to tell Debi Diamond of his good fortune, and she saves f*cks him, too. The directors (C. C. Williams and Jim Mitchell, both capable of far better storytelling elsewhere) jump cut to a lesbian threesome in progress, featuring underage actress Alexandria Quinn. From that 3-way, redhead Stacy Bell rushes to tell a romantic couple (Tony Montana and Natasha Skyler) with news of an angel appearing and a threesome results. Finale is Stacy humping Don Fernando, the only logical connection being that many a porn video had both Latinos Tony and Don cast in the same feature.
The Love Mistress (1989)
Simple but effective
Rachel Ryan dominates this very simply shot tale of a girl who runs an escort service. It's an early title from Roy Karch, with music by Will Ryder before he took up directing.
The sex scenes are solid, with production values kept to an absolute minimum. Supporting cast includes some very obscure actors and actresses I'd never seen before, while Rachel and Champagne handle most of the heavy lifting in the sex department.
Karch throws in a few kinks, and even a bit of the old '60s whipped cream fetish. In one scene, customer Marc Wallice blasts his money shot carefully into a wine glass, for his designated prostitute (redhead Donna N.) to drink.
Woman in the Window (1986)
Pretentious failure
After watching this clunker, I had to look up the credits of director Pieter Vanderbilt (and his writer) and learned that they had made only five Adult films. Significantly, a handful of viewers commented extremely positively about some of the five, myself included! What Kool-Aid were we drinking?
The answer is that here we have obscure pornographers, quite unsuccessfully (from a career standpoint) trying to be different. Perhaps the kind words we wrote about the other films were warranted, but this movie with its famous Fritz Lang homage title proves they were on the wrong track.
This is insular film making. It seems overly serious and morbid, but the in-jokes and puerile satirical elements stick out and sink it. No one wants to be lectured by a self-absorbed smut peddler! (to put it bluntly).
Story set in the San Francisco area concerns an alcoholic music-video director played by Joey Silvera, seen shooting an untalented rock band with a couple of porn actresses as sexy dancers -sort of an instant satire of those Gangsta Rap videos, but with Black rock musicians instead of rappers. Joey's producer (and best friend) John Leslie wants the video to be sexier, starting an argument between the two guys.
Leslie wants Joey to go for rehab for a couple of weeks and dry out, so he oddly bets him that he can't direct a hot porno film. If he can, Leslie will double his salary. If not, he has to check into a hospital for treatment.
So Joey hops into his limo, after we watch a tedious series of random (and pretentious) flashbacks of sex with his girlfriend Rhonda (played by forgettable Cindy Carver) and Leslie also f*cking her, much to the dismay of Joey. He visits the lavish home of a top porn director name Olav (played by Jon Martin) who agrees to mentor him in the fine art of porn filmmaking. We have to listen to ridiculous lectures by Jon on what makes porno tick, meant to be self-satire but sounding just like the industry bullshit that has become "conventional wisdom" over the next four decades (e.g., the necessity of incuding an extraneous lesbian scene and the need to whet the audience's appetite for a big "hot" final scene, promised but carefully withheld until last. Jon also invites him to a shoot, and Francois Papillon shows up, a good sport making fun of himself as an egotistical porn stud.
Central gimmick is a telescope through which Joey sees star Candie Evens dancing sexily in her window. He becomes fixated by the sight, which we've already seen during the opening credits as a "highlight"/foreshadowing.
Then Jamie Gillis visits with Melissa Melendez in tow, playing himself as the great porn star that Joey has researched, and wants his assistance too in shooting porn. Jamie seems out of it in this cameo, but says he'll send over some of his best work for Joey to watch. Joey watches a VHS tape and sure enough, there is Jamie in a threesome with Melendez and Candie Evens.
Joey is shocked to see his dream girl in porn, but for a happy ending, he gets to f*ck her himself.
As a navel-gazing, porn satire, this is just awful. I think it provides prima facie evidence of Vanderbilt & company flopping and exiting the porn biz.
Ginger's Private Party (1985)
Old School orgy
Scotty Fox's dozens of porn comedies are p*ss poor, but this bigger deal Vivid vehicle for Ginger Lynn is also bad. This guy couldn't get arrested making a serious movie.
It's simply one long party, 90 minutes of boring sex as the guests go on a scavenger hunt within Ginger's mansion. To spice things up Ginger cross dresses as a butler type looking a bit like Charlie Chaplin while Scott Hampton is more convincing in drag hanging out with the real girls.
The whole thing falls apart with everybody joining in for group sex to finish the movie, with both Ginger and Scott getting naked and performing heterosexually. Oddest touch is Ginger, still in drag starting off the movie's XXX action still in drag with anal sex courtesy of Tom Byron, perhaps meant to toy with the "it's a man" gimmick, though obviously Tom knows what's what.
Working Him to the Bone (2024)
Four threesomes
Devil's Film compiles on this DVD four vignettes drawn from recent Gamma Entertainment content: 3 Pure Taboo segments plus one Mommy's Boy scene.
The title scene is from "Mommy's Boy": This time we have step-aunt Reagan Foxx staying over at her stepsister Charlotte Chanel's home and meeting Charlotte's stepson Oliver Davis for the first time.
She encourages sis to take advantage of having the strapping young boy around the house to do almost anything, to serve her. It works, and then Reagan brings up sex -why not go a step further. Almost instantly we have a hot threesome on the couch, with satisfying lesbian sex thrown in.
Reagan's enthusiasm carries the show -somehow she makes the silly dialogue seem plausible, though of course Olive's puppy-dog obeying the gals' every request is not believable.
Now for Pure Taboo material. In "Highly Recommended", no surprise the story is ridiculous, but Dana Vespoli as a neurotic bride to be is so over the top in her performance that she saves this Pure Taboo episode.
She's marrying timid Oliver Davis, who keeps complaining to her that the wedding planner (Ember Snow, whose big fake tits get one's attention) is coming on to him. Dana pooh-poohs this notion, but she catches the two of them f*cking in her house's foyer, a crisis situation.
But in pure Pure Taboo fashion, Ember quickly talks Dana out of being mad, and instead a minute or so later they're having a threesome on the couch. It's funny to see the variety of pained expressions on Dana's face during the sex action, leading to her confession: "I can be kinky" after Davis' cum shot. Scripter Lapis Afterglow couldn't resist adding a cynical note to the ending.
Instead of aiming for a mean, nasty tone, "Wedding Jitters" is light and friendly, but of course kinky, too.
It's wedding day and Reagan Foxx is helping the bride Maya Woulfe put on her wedding dress. But Reagan's stepson Nathan Bronson, the groom, is nervous -his body is actually shaking. She realizes that he needs her help to relax. When Maya returns to the bedroom she's absolutely shocked to see Nathan calmly suckling at Reagan's huge breast!
Reagan reassures her that it's not sexual -just a tradition that began long ago, as Nathan was robbed of affection by his birth mom, and Reagan has taken care of him ever since. Maya's ready to call off the wedding, but Reagan offers to show her how to take care of her new husband. The tutorial begins with breast worship but soon she's teaching her all about sex, expanding to a sensual threesome.
It's a hot scene, with the final twist very effective.
With "Expecting", writer Penicio Del Toro concocted an initially intriguing scenario, which unfortunately, like seemingly every Pure Taboo script to date, soon becomes unbelievable and leaves the actors trying to cope with contradictory and psychologically untenable behavior. Of course, the copout that sex footage conquers all.
Story has married couple Charlie Forde and Seth Gamble preparing a party celebrating the arrival of a surrogate, played by Sophia Burns, to bring over their new baby girl she's been carrying for nine months, funded by them. Burns shows up empty-handed, with shocking news: she's decided to never give up the child. Sophia was a foster child and can't bear to abandon her own flesh and blood.
Seth gets extremely angry at this turn of events, while wife Forde bursts into tears. After a brief huddle, they put a counter-offer to Burns: inviting her to come live with them in a menage a trois, with the baby to be brought up by all three with equal parenting duties. Sophia balks at the strangeness of this novel arrangement, but Seth & Charlie decide to show her how it will work, cueing a hot and heavy 3-way sex bout on the couch.
This phony action has Charlie especially out of character, her histrionics going from dramatic heartbreak one moment, to gonzo sexual abandon the next (including licking Seth's cum off of Sophia's belly), and then finishing the vignette solo on the couch displaying all manner of pain on her face as she contemplates the future.
Climax!: Trial by Fire (1957)
Histrionics without depth
Hack writer Dick Stenger is responsible for the heavy-handed screenplay for this "Climax!" story, filled with empty dramatic fireworks. The actors performed well, and deserved better material.
It's a very corny and obvious play about scapegoating, told many times before, with better and more relevant story hooks. This version is about a small town with stereotypical small-minded characters who are extremely quick to blame a young boy for starting the deadly fire. Gossip spreads like wildfire (pun intended) and in another context events would be leading up to a lynching. Here instead we get an extremely unconvincing, gimmicky solution to the whodunit mystery in time for a gloomy conclusion.
Bonafide movie star Linda Darnell made her live TV debut here, and is commendably forceful as the boy's mom, who believes in him no matter what. Forrest Tucker makes his smaller role as the big shot real estate magnate who built this town in the first place count, while the rest of the cast is victimized by the writing which makes their characters stock and one-dimensional.
Pure Taboo: Expecting (2023)
Needed a few more rewrites
Writer Penicio Del Toro concocted an initially intriguing scenario, which unfortunately, like seemingly every Pure Taboo script to date, soon becomes unbelievable and leaves the actors trying to cope with contradictory and psychologically untenable behavior. Of course, the copout that sex footage conquers all.
Story has married couple Charlie Forde and Seth Gamble preparing a party celebrating the arrival of a surrogate, played by Sophia Burns, to bring over their new baby girl she's been carrying for nine months, funded by them. Burns shows up empty-handed, with shocking news: she's decided to never give up the child. Sophia was a foster child and can't bear to abandon her own flesh and blood.
Seth gets extremely angry at this turn of events, while wife Forde bursts into tears. After a brief huddle, they put a counter-offer to Burns: inviting her to come live with them in a menage a trois, with the baby to be brought up by all three with equal parenting duties. Sophia balks at the strangeness of this novel arrangement, but Seth & Charlie decide to show her how it will work, cueing a hot and heavy 3-way sex bout on the couch.
This phony action has Charlie especially out of character, her histrionics going from dramatic heartbreak one moment, to gonzo sexual abandon the next (including licking Seth's cum off of Sophia's belly), and then finishing the vignette solo on the couch displaying all manner of pain on her face as she contemplates the future.
Utter hogwash.
Pure Taboo: Wedding Jitters (2024)
Upbeat, for a change
Instead of aiming for a mean, nasty tone, this Pure Taboo exercise is light and friendly, but of course kinky, too.
It's wedding day and Reagan Foxx is helping the bride Maya Woulfe put on her wedding dress. But Reagan's stepson Nathan Bronson, the groom, is nervous -his body is actually shaking. She realizes that he needs her help to relax. When Maya returns to the bedroom she's absolutely shocked to see Nathan calmly suckling at Reagan's huge breast!
Reagan reassures her that it's not sexual -just a tradition that began long ago, as Nathan was robbed of affection by his birth mom, and Reagan has taken care of him ever since. Maya's ready to call off the wedding, but Reagan offers to show her how to take care of her new husband. The tutorial begins with breast worship but soon she's teaching her all about sex, expanding to a sensual threesome.
It's a hot scene, with the final twist very effective.
Mommy's Boy: Work Him to the Bone (2023)
Reagan is a baaaad influence
Step, step, step -that's the refrain in Gamma Entertainment content. This time we have step-aunt Reagan Foxx staying over at her stepsister Charlotte Chanel's home and meeting Charlotte's stepson Oliver Davis for the first time.
She encourages sis to take advantage of having the strapping young boy around the house to do almost anything, to serve her. It works, and then Reagan brings up sex -why not go a step further. Almost instantly we have a hot threesome on the couch, with satisfying lesbian sex thrown in.
Reagan's enthusiasm carries the show -somehow she makes the silly dialogue seem plausible, though of course Olive's puppy-dog obeying the gals' every request is not believable.
Pure Taboo: Highly Recommended (2023)
Dana camps it up
No surprise the story is ridiculous, but Dana Vespoli as a neurotic bride to be is so over the top in her performance that she saves this Pure Taboo episode.
She's marrying timid Oliver Davis, who keeps complaining to her that the wedding planner (Ember Snow, whose big fake tits get one's attention) is coming on to him. Dana pooh-poohs this notion, but she catches the two of them f*cking in her house's foyer, a crisis situation.
But in pure Pure Taboo fashion, Ember quickly talks Dana out of being mad, and instead a minute or so later they're having a threesome on the couch. It's funny to see the variety of pained expressions on Dana's face during the sex action, leading to her confession: "I can be kinky" after Davis' cum shot. Scripter Lapis Afterglow couldn't resist adding a cynical note to the ending.
Pure Taboo: Mi Casa Es Su Casa (2023)
Really dumb
The scene setup is quite perfunctory for this Pure Taboo segment: a couple stays over at "nice guy" Ken Feels' home with just one house rule: no closed doors. Guess what? Creepy Ken is a voyeur, and we're treated to three sex scenes of guests Alex Jones and little Melody Marks (wearing braces to emphasize her youth) having sex, with Ken interrupting the first two. Just for the hard of hearing, he says the Title cliche phrase to them twice, to stress his hospitality.
The third time around he's still watching in the living room but can see them hump through the open bedroom door, when Melody has a bright idea; she calls out to Ken and invites him to join them. Director Ricky Greenwood let a goof make its way into the final cut at this point: she yells out "Ken!", when Ken Feels' character name is Frank. Cue a gonzo threesome with plenty of fake passion by the starlet. Lazy (extremely lazy) script by Penicio Del Toro has a non-ending -just three people happy with the phony menage situation.
Pure Taboo: A Loving Home Environment (2023)
Phony scenario
Fans dig the gonzo Pure Taboo content, and typically tolerate the unconvincing nature of the scenarios. This borderline alternate to kiddie porn is set at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, with its iconic Spiral Staircase making a cameo appearance, my only positive element in watching.
Tommy Pistol and Madi Collins both overact during the set-up: he's the taskmaster stepdad homeschooling her (mom is dead), when government social worker Seth Gamble shows up for an inspection. Interviewing the kid while Tommy sits next to her, she chidishly reveals that her dear daddy plays a special game with her, and clearly it's sexual in nature.
Sean lays down the law, ready to report criminal behavior by stepdaddy to the authorities, but after very brief claims of innocence and Madi's affection for Tommy, he relents by corruptly offering to look the other way if she will demonstrate the "game" on him. A gonzo threesome soon ensues, and fans are treated to lots of anal sex and double penetrations in various positions for Madi.
It's cynical and ridiculous, just what apparently titillates fans of underage-looking (but of course Madi was a legal 25 at time of shooting) porn starlets.
Transsensual: Custom Carwash (2024)
Highly erotic
This vignette from the Transsensual website manages to combine superior softcore porn with highly erotic gonzo, as transsexual star Brittney Kade and twerking champ Tommy King make beautiful music together. It's a rare case of this website offering (to subscribers) from the Mile High label content not appearing on a corresponding DVD.
The slow-motion 5-minute intro to the scene recalls those fun "carwash girls" softcore VHS comedies of the 1980s and 1990s, a rather irresistible fetish that followed in the wake of that classic 1967 Paul Newman movie in which Joy Harmon so memorably pressed her body up against the windshield while giving a car the once-over. With oodles of soap suds, Brittney shows off rubbing down a Euro sports car while Tommy King is the center of attention with her fabulous big butt twerking like crazy, all wet.
They soon are indoors, all dried off and making love on a couch. With variety provided by changing positions frequently, the all-sex XXX content that follows is highly erotic, especially since Tommy just can't stop twerking no matter what.
I suppose this action could be copied, but it's still something of an achievement, an unpublicized gem.
TS Sister in Law 2 (2024)
Slimmed down, but okay
With DVDs becoming passe for a Streaming generation, Transsensual went to a 3-vignette format, with two of these fitting the "sister-in-law" taboo format, plus an unrelated segment about a TS cheerleader. The DVD comes nearly a decade after the first volume by Nica Noelle was released (in 2015), as a continuous story feature rather than separate vignettes.
Tall, natural-looking (no fake boobs) Amanda Riley is quite attractive, not only to the viewer but to her sister's husband Roman Todd, in a romantic segment where she seduces him in the bathroom.
It seems she's always had a crush on him, and since he's currently having marital problems with sis, she provides support to Roman and he's quite pleased when hr flirting leads quickly to XXX action. It doesn't hurt that Amanda is great at deep throat. Only drawback comes when usually reliable director Ricky Greenwood has the scene climax with Roman's cum shot directly in Amnda's right eye -hardly fitting the romantic mood.
Joel Someone overacts outrageously (aiming at comic effect, one supposes) as the wimpy brother-in-law of dominant Leilani Li. The interracial sex is executed well, but one wonders whether she should have played the top and given creepy Joel some well-earned pegging. Instead, he sort of takes over, leading to a truly awful finish of him "shrieking" while cumming on her groin.
Extra scene has Brittney Kade in suitable cheerlader costume auditioning to make the team in front of three young judges. Two of them are left unidentified (but the young-looking stud does have sex on-screen) and the "extra" players storm off, leaving sexy Queenie Sateen to get it on with Brittney. Two extremely fake-cum sequences ruin this silly scene, titled "But I'm a Cum Sl*t Cheerleader".
Kitten MILF (2024)
Erotic futa incest
AgentRedGirl delivers an unusual futanari video with Black femmes having mother/daughter incest with a romantic flair. The voice actresses do a fine job of characterization, and the big-dick sex is definitely hot.
An earlier IR sex animation with a BDSM theme provided a preview of this type of content, but was kinkier and into role-playing rather than incest. By using animation rather than live-action AgentRedGirl is able to skillfully avoid the censorship that has reduced so much porn to the "Stepmother" or "Stepsister" gimmicks.
This appears to be a stand-alone vignette, but is classified under the "Amy's Big Wish" series.
Shades of Ecstasy (1983)
Simple-minded porn has nostalgia value
Shot on film back in Adult Cinema's Golden Age, "Shades of Ecstasy" plays as a rather dumb movie, especially in the shortened DVD version where two reels were removed to emphasize the sex scenes.
The acting is not very good, except for star Janey Robbins, who manages to make the movie seem coherent and to the point. She's a new hire at meanie boss Ron Jeremy's drapery factory, where free loving is as plentiful on the job as the actual fabrication of drapes. The utterly matter-of-fact approach to sex depicted here is the movie's main draw, a realistically staged fantasy of a different sort of workplace than the reality of Garment District sweatshops.
Director Hal Freeman does deliver a few full-length sex scenes, not lengthy by current standards, but still complete. But in the first few reels he manages to pack in a large number of one-minute or less XXX trysts, a bit overwhelming.
Plot eventually takes over as Janey pulls a sort of Jane Fonda switcheroo, organizing all the employees against Ron to take over his business and foil his blackmailing of the girls with incriminating photos. Turning the tables on the creep is achieved in facile, not credible fashion, but is satisfying because who doesn't want to see Ron Jeremy get his just desserts.
A more serious (and talented) filmmaker could have made more out of the basics of rampant sex on the job, but this mindless version is entertaining and features a talented young femme cast.
Sexual Olympics 1 (1992)
Nothing much
Another of Paul Norman's many VHS 2-parters from the 1990s, this first half release is focused on the American team competing at the 69th annual Sexual Olympics. It's a boring telecast by reporter Jonathan Morgan (his character named Pete Jackson, but this is before the Aussie became a household name directing "Lord of the Rings"), mainly locker room sex. It's titled on screen just "The Trials", misleadingly.
Francesca Le, Angela Summers, Shawnee Cates, Amber Woods (billed as Sharise) and Marissa Malibu provide standard sex scenes, four of which end with a money shot deposited on the girl's rear end. Very poor (but brief, thankfully) commercials for sex toys are included, apparently real toys such as a plastic pussy modeled after Raquel Darrian. Credits include several actors who don't show up until Part 2.
Taking Care of Mommy (2024)
Best laid plans
Screenwriter Maddy Burton created a terrific Erotic Short Story with this surprising MissaX release. Jennifer White is incomparable playing a naughty stepmom seducing her kid (Jimmy Michaels) in a novel way.
With plenty of personal voice-over narration by Jennifer, the tale depicts how the two of them tried to escape from his father, secretly packing their bags and heading to a rented vacation home.
After their supper, she pretends to be asleep, luring in the unsuspecting stepson with her murmurs of desire. The slow buildup to having sex together is amazing, and the bittersweet ending to the brief vignette is quite moving.
Working against the grain of predictable current sex content (believe it or not, there is no oral sex at all), this sleeper (literally) is an instant classic.
Bodacious Boobs! (1995)
Beauties go gonzo
This trivial all-sex feature from VCA went missing from IMDb for 29 years, rectified by my adding it today.
Celeste and Traci Prince are showcased, in both solo masturbation mode and then humping away on four-poster beds. What does it all mean? Just another VHS release, oddly reissued in 2002 on DVD by the Xplicit Video label.
Celeste is shot outside the familiar porn location, a replica castle replete with distinctive moat, used for period pictures. She's wearing an orange bikini and after stripping masturbates for 20 minutes outside, before going in to service Woody Long (who else?) who's nude asleep on the 4-poster (some CFNM action).
Traci Prince is introduced on an outdoor elevator at a similar striking mansion, with its own 4-poster. She pleasures herself by an indoor jaccuzzi and is the serviced by Gerry Pike whose hair sort of bleached blond but long enough to have played a Prince Charming in Celeste's scene instead.
Director listed is John Dragon, whose first credit is coincidentally titled "Hollywood Castle".
Stepmom Solidarity (2024)
Hot incestuous threesomes
An enjoyable collection of "Mommy's Girl" content for VOD, sticking to lesbian threesomes, including a double dose of voluptuous Chloe Surreal.
"Stepsister Solidarity" is a vignette whose title inspired the overall VOD title. Penny Barber has had it with her pesky stepkids Liz Jordan and Jill Kassidy -not only is their bedroom a mess but as she gathers clothing up for the wash she finds a strap-on dildo there!
It's time for punishment, and the two brats are in for a spanking, but of course both girls really enjoy it. No surprise that Penny is aroused by the experience, and she dons the strap-on (putting a condom on it for safety's sake) and humps both girls leading to a threesome.
This marks Kassidy's return to Girlsway after several years absence, and she still looks convincing playing a teen at age 28!
"Stop Fu*king All Our Stepmoms!" is certainly a clever genre title. Demi Hawks made a highly erotic "Mommy's Girl" segment where she was the center of attention, humped by both her stipmoms Reagan Foxx and Kenzie Taylor, and follows up with this complementary vignette, this time having a threesome with stepmom Serene Siren and a far more experienced friend, busty Chloe Surreal.
The cute story has Chloe rumored at school to be seducing lots of the students' stepmoms (remember: in this Girlsway universe there are only stepmothers, no regular mothers). She's invited Chloe over to the house to give her a makeover and catches her having sex on the couch with Siren. The resulting 3-way is nearly as hot as little Demi's previous turn, and is just as amoral.
"You're Under OUR Roof Now!" has an interesting cast. Mellanie Monroe first played a MILF 15 years ago in her first Girlfriends Films scene, and gives Girlsway a convincing acting turn as a stepmom who lays down the law that her turned 18 daughters Laney Grey and Chloe Surreal have to leave the nest, in order to build self-reliance. The two youngsters rebel and turn the tables on mom, as Laney points out that her dad originally belonged to her long-gone natural dad, and she gives notice that stepmom has to do what the kids say from now one, or she'll be the one out in the cold.
After their first order that she take over doing their chores, the next edict is more pleasant, as they insist sex on the couch would be desirable. The resulting threesome has plenty of breast worship and rimming, a real treat for the fans.
The Quest (1994)
Dumb fantasy
Cash Markman makes fun of porn cliches one more time in this sexy but stupid early Sin City release. Director Paul Norman adds a boredom factor by playing the same old "wailing saxophone" music he used in dozens of other videos like "Edward Penishands" for example.
Show opens with sexy softcore as Rocco Siffredi takes a shower with his girlfriend Vixxxen, interrupted by the appearance of Mike Horner in the bathroom. He's sort of a ghost of Rocco's agent Sid, who's just died and has a ridiculous mission for Rocco, a list of Sid's five ex-wives for whom Rocco's assigned to fetch used panties from each. What this has to do with the afterlife is left unsaid, but it's asinine, and an excuse for the really moronic Cash Markman brand of humor: when Rocco is told all the ex-wives are Jewish Princesses, he's incredulous, and talk of Steven Spielberg and "Schindler's List" is thrown in for parody porn title purposes (movie was originally titled "Rocco's List", get it?).
The quest results in oddball sex scenes, some featuring obscuro studs, such as crew member T. C. (who fails to deliver a money shot with Vixxxen) and a scuzzy looking guy Cody Adams who just happens to be married to star Tiffany Mynx, who he has sex with while Rocco just watches.
Obviously, this nonsense is merely an excuse for sex footage, with anal sex emphasized. Nikki Sinn and Kaitlyn Ashley add to the star power, but Rocco's recitation of English-dialogue is frequently unintelligible.
Lather (1991)
Obvious satire
For the umpteenth time, director Scotty Fox and writer Cash Markman give the audience just the minimum in terms of a VHS porn feature with "Lather", an only mildly amusing spoof of TV soap operas. It's an excuse for the usual asinine Cash in-jokes. Sloppy approach has the famous pseudonym misspelled as "Markmen" in the end credits.
Opening establishes a scene from the live daytime show "As the Loins Churn" set in a hospital with popular star Alexis DeVell tending to her comatose lover Steve Drake. Corny story has producer Randy West plotting with new staff writer Buck Adams to get rid of Alexis from the show.
Dumb in-jokes take over at this point, with West bringing up the fact that Buck used to write porn scripts for chump change, and forcing him to cooperate. Buck suggests that they have Alexis's character alienate the audience: why not have her sleep with Ron Jeremy -that works in porn! West rejects that idea -not feasible for a daytime TV show. Instead, they concoct a plot twist that will have Alexis kill Drake by pulling the plug on his life-support equipment, not giving her an advance script for the live performance to trap her.
She foils the plot by improvising dialogue to instead implicate co-star Alicyn Sterling, who is also West's lover and in cahoots on the scheme. Network exec Monique Hall digs the Alexis twist and movie ends with poor Alicyn in tears -she's the one losing her job.
Big-bust actresses make this dumb feature watchable, and fortunately it runs only slightly more than an hour long.
Mommy's Girl: Stepsister Solidarity (2024)
Spanking can be fun
Penny Barber has had it with her pesky stepkids Liz Jordan and Jill Kassidy -not only is their bedroom a mess but as she gathers clothing up for the wash she finds a strap-on dildo there!
It's time for punishment, and the two brats are in for a spanking, but of course both girls really enjoy it. No surprise that Penny is aroused by the experience, and she dons the strap-on (putting a condom on it for safety's sake) and humps both girls leading to an energetic threesome.
This marks Kassidy's return to Girlsway after several years absence, and she still looks convincing playing a teen at age 28!
Mommy's Girl: Stop Fucking All Our Stepmoms! (2024)
Monkey see, monkey do
Demi Hawks made a highly erotic "Mommy's Girl" segment where she was the center of attention, humped by both her stipmoms Reagan Foxx and Kenzie Taylor, and follows up with this complementary vignette, this time having a threesome with stepmom Serene Siren and a far more experienced friend, busty Chloe Surreal.
The cute story has Chloe rumored at school to be seducing lots of the students' stepmoms (remember: in this Girlsway universe there are only stepmothers, no regular mothers). She's invited Chloe over to the house to give her a makeover and catches her having sex on the couch with Siren. The resulting 3-way is nearly as hot as little Demi's previous turn, and is just as amoral.