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Shiva Baby (2020)

WASTE OF TIME

[30 September 2023]

Fine, if you like to spend a couple of hours waiting for something mildly interesting to happen. Irritating word salad from start to uneventful finish.

Girl bumps into her totally unlikeable sugar daddy, at a Shiva. An avalanche of talking and hand wringing ensues.. Of course, every single Jewish stereotype is thrust upon the (disinterested) viewer!

You might think that SOMETHING might happen at the end.. ANYTHING!.. No.. But you will be tearing your hair out in angry frustration.. Should have walked the dog, washed the car, or anything else instead!

I can only conclude that many of the ridiculous glowing reviews are from lovers or relatives of the director and actors!

Guy Ritchie's the Covenant (I) (2023)

SUPERB!

[9/10 · 7 July 2023]

A surprising and pleasing return to form for Guy Richie, after too many filmic turkey's!

Biden's disgusting and nonsensical crimes against his own brave men, could never be more crystalised.. US citizens MUST NOT forget! An Utterly shameful and tragic desertion.

Wonderful and touching performances from Jake Gyllenhaal and Dar Salim, especially, but also top notch work from all involved.

The level of sheer bravery and utterly dedicated camaraderie, is heartrending throughout... But be warned, you will suffer attacks of infuriating frustration due to the sheer stupidity of decisions made from above, that led to the tragic shambles of the whole sorry affair!

A must watch.

Martyrs (2008)

HUMAN DEPRAVITY

[16 August 2022]

This is not a horror movie. Its a harrowing study into the depths of human depravity. There is absolutely NOTHING to compare it to!

The story is deep, horrific and heart breaking.

You may wish you had not watched it, and the film will haunt your mind and heart for weeks/months/years.

It must also be mentioned that the acting, all around, is absolutely superb, as is the screenplay and cinematography.

Should be an essential subject of study for any aspiring film makers.

There can never be another ''Martyres''.. Impossible.

Bad Biology (2008)

Love it/Hate it.. Simple as that!

[8/10 · 1 August 2022]

A stunning, sex mad girl with 7 clits, who gives birth to deformed little creatures after every sexual escapade. Where have you seen THAT before??

Delightfully crass, immature, inappropriate, tasteless, and just plain wrong.

I loved it!

DONT watch it with mum and dad.. or anyone else, for that matter!

The lead actress did a stellar job, and is super hot to boot!

This film is the ultimate guilty pleasure, and could become a cult classic.

Come True (2020)

INFURIATING!

[2/10 · 1 August 2022]

Nothing remotely interesting happens in this ''movie'' I promise that you will be hitting the fast forward button so much, that it will all be over in 20 minutes, MAX!

The main question is, how do these things get made by the hundreds, in this day and age? Tax write off/ Money laundering??

Prehistoric Planet (2022–2023)

MAGNIFICENT!

[10/10 · 13 June 2022]

As my lovely wife said.. ''not interested in more dinosaur stuff'', Im sure many people say exactly the same! But this masterpiece is VERY different.

The reason is that its all so realistic and natural looking. Sir Dave does his usual stellar job, and it all feels like just another of his brilliant wildlife docs.

The time and care that went into this milestone is truly mindboggling.

NOT TO BE MISSED!

Hello Ladies: The Movie (2014 TV Movie)

Merchant is a genius.

[10/10 · 19 September 2021]

Such is the brilliance of Mr. Merchant, that I would watch absolutely anything with his name attached!

Hello Ladies is one of the funniest... and cringiest series ever on HBO and... ITS A CRIME THAT WE NEVER HAD A 2ND SERIES.!

The movie is more of the same hilarious stuff.

Not to be missed!