The problem with this movie is that everyone in it is trying to damn hard to make this a better movie than what it can be. There's no humor or self-awareness. There's no levity of "hey, we're a B movie!"
This movie wants to be a grown up so badly. What it really wants to be is The Descent. But without any of the skill or budget it took to make The Descent.
Instead, this is the cheap knock off version that thinks it is waaaaay, waaaay more than it is.
Plot- unbearably nonsensical and stupid Dialogue- stilted and very "freshman acting 101" Acting- please. Don't insult real actors.
Special effects- ain't nobody got the budget for that
I'm honestly offended with myself that I watched this. Well, watched is a generous word. It was on and I was in the room. So.....
This movie wants to be a grown up so badly. What it really wants to be is The Descent. But without any of the skill or budget it took to make The Descent.
Instead, this is the cheap knock off version that thinks it is waaaaay, waaaay more than it is.
Plot- unbearably nonsensical and stupid Dialogue- stilted and very "freshman acting 101" Acting- please. Don't insult real actors.
Special effects- ain't nobody got the budget for that
I'm honestly offended with myself that I watched this. Well, watched is a generous word. It was on and I was in the room. So.....
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