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Cocaine Bear (2023)
Yes!!! The animals are alive
Hahaha! Laughed my ass off. A bear on cocaine. Hahahahhaa! I cant imagine.
Some actors like the children and the mom were just not necessary. I have no idea why they were in this. I thought to myself when I saw them that this was a childlish movie but the other actors made it better and the fact that the movie makers didnt try to dumb the movie down because of children and a mom involved kind of made me look past their presence.
The end almost made me dissapointed when they were " fighting" the bear in the end cause I thought the bear was going to die and they were just somehow getting out of this alive but lifted itself when the bad drugdealer got his fate coming to him and the Momma bear arose and save her cute babiesand the pup found her new dad.
I just got to say, this was good, entertaining and meaningfull time waste overall.
Get this movie an oscar god damn it. Finally something worth a watch.
The funniest thing is when the paramedic Tom says " what happend to feminism, is it dead" as the female paramedic couldnt open the door herself and needed a male hand to assist. Hahahah LOVE IT!
It was really good!
Hard to explain why just watch it.
The best thing : the bear is alive the cubs are well, and the dog taken home!
Thank you for that! It made this movie a masterpiece to me! Well done!
All the negative reviews are most probably people whose feelings got hurt because this movie didnt want to be politically correct. It wanted to be funny and in the same time thrilling which it successfully is.
If you expect it to be scary it isnt for sure but I I am pretty sure that wasnt even the point.
Ice Road Killer (2022)
Do NOT watch
How pathetic this was! The acting so mediocre maybe not even that it was so bad. A bland horrible setup of nothingness. Wow just wow! If this is what it takes to become an actor I wouöd be a star. Why then am I not you wonder?
Because I vouldnt bear to embarrass myself this way. Even if I would be good as an actor this movie is not. The plot and the dialogue! The communication ohh my god what a lousy direction.
The things they say it makes you cringe on their behalf. I shouldnt be the one feeling shameful watching others make a total disaster out of a useless movie.
Cause a movie isnt just a camera, its honestly also the people on screen. Its not like you make a movie without actirs working on it. But noone was working here. This started with a mom driving a car whilst talking on the phone. Believe it or not the first scene is criminal.
Then suddenly almost hits a girl that comes out of nowhere, smart move jumping in front of a car like that. They are followed by a guy and a trucker. The one guy boyfriend to the girl bow hitchiking with this woman. They pick up her daughter at university and proceed to another location they never reach. Cause you gussed it, the trucker who followed them are now wanting them dead. The hitchhiker turns out to be a bad person wanting to rob the mom driving her whereever. They get to a stop where police is and somehow the trucker is there in the woods with her boyfriend BOYD HAHAHa, tied up to a tree. He still breeds but dies as soon as he gets to see his girlfriend cause he waited for her and knew she would find him there deep in to the woods because of a sudden stop on the highway. This girl has a gun but cant fire cause its not loaded, now the mom she has some artilleries in her pockets suddenly. Magically. She loads the gun but doesnt dare to shoot and hears her daugher calling for her somewhere far away. She backs up instead of keeping the trucker in her sight leaves him and comes back accompanied by her daughter and the police screaming "where is he" "he was just here"
yeah well he didnt want to stay for the party.
From there it goes even more downhill and I cant write anymore cause I dont want to waste another minute on this cluster f of a movie.
Even if its a TV movie its so bad you wont believe it. Anyone saying its watchable really need to see someone who can help woth vision cause this is not watchable, I repeat, It is not watchable. I didnt see the end but believe it or not three women attacked by one man looking for vengeance won. They got out of this perfectly fine. Strong women, dont need a man, equal to men if not better and stronger.
Message of the movie seems to be: hitchhike but make sure you take a picture of the driver and only a woman is secure, learn how to use a gun, and be a badass cause women are badass but noone can believe it really, dont call the police and you can do whatever you want. Even if you as a hitchiker are a criminal as long as you are a woman you are good. A male trucker not so much.
Trust me on this! Its pure fiction and a really bad one.
Btw I am myself a woman and this movie makes me shameful of that fact.
Plane (2023)
This movie accomplished
To make Gerard Butler a goof.
A slipper. I dont know whats with him these days. From last seen alive to this, when he originally was a superstar in dennif thieves and Cop shop.
I dont know whats going on but its truly an oscar winning performance if the worst downfall of a male actor.
Give him an oscar!
This movie accomplished To make Gerard Butler a goof.
A slipper. I dont know whats with him these days. From last seen alive to this, when he originally was a superstar in dennif thieves and Cop shop.
I dont know whats going on but its truly an oscar winning performance if the worst downfall of a male actor.
Give him an oscar!
The Whale (2022)
I cried not at all
Dont know why I would! The behaviour of the daughter going through a teenage crisis was just crazy. The whake himself was just so fictional I couldnt fall for it even if I tried. The big heart in the huge body. I was actually disgusted. Thought about eating a cake but couldnt watching this movie. So in that case its good cause it might help someone choose another direction when it comes to eating too much junk. Overall this wasnt at all appealing to me in any way. Rather pathetic. Not a good 2 hour waste either. Lost half a day watching this.
There is nothing remotely emotional about this other than disgust and pity. And I am a really emotional person otherwise when it comes to someone (usually animals) in need, suffering or pain.
Blood (2022)
Only disturbing thing is the dog being killed
That was disturbing, shocking , unnecessary!
Why do they have to kill the dog!
The boy was annoying. Didnt feel anything for him. Only when he looked for the dog in the beginning then I liked him.
Naming a girl Tyler to suite the abcde ppl was also sidturbing to me.
It could have been better cause I like other movies from Brad Anderson but je clearly has a fetisch of using dogs in his movies and making them aggressive like in fractured wanting to hurt a child. Whats he aiming at here, I wonder.
Nothing to see here though unless you habe nothing to watch and just want to see what new movies are out there then go for it.
Stowaway (2021)
No way
Any sane could gove this a 10 star. Even 3 is too much. This movie currently has a rating of 3 stars and it doesnt even deserve 1.
So bad so pathetic so lousy. The dialouge, the acting, the story. Everything was so bad I cant even describe it. I laughed a couple of times and this was supposed to be a thriller.
I dont even have the energy to explain why cause I am so exhausted watching this. Had to watch it in twl installments causenit was so boring and bad I just couldnt waste that much time on one watch. Not even one and same day. Painfully dumb and ignorantly executed.
Why Frank G was in this I have no idea but that Ruby Rose shouldnt act ever again. She couldnt act to save her life. Omg! This was so bad.
Play Dead (2022)
Not the best lead actress
Thats why it gets a 3 and because some dialogue was so bad it made me cringe.
Overall I was entertained and the movie held my attention for long. I even got nervous a couple of times which means the director did a good job. At first glance you will think this is a bad ridiculous movie but let it roll and watch it when you actually have time and when you are in a mental state where you can focus to be able to enjoy it. Try to follow whats going on cause many times I forward or do something else in movies with bad beginnings and end up missing scenes which leads to me not understanding whats actually going on Later. Dont do that!
I wouldn't recommend paying to see this movie, its not that good. But give it a shot. Its not that bad either.
The Outfit (2022)
Exciting at times
But ending was so bad I just dont get it. Is it impossible to make a movie that is understandable and where the thing its about actually gets shown aswell? Why is that so impossible. In Every movie they dont say what they want to say its all big damn riddle. I dont get it and seriously I dont even care that much to know which also makes this a movie I will never watch again.
So simple and yet so complicated it drains you.
But ending was so bad I just dont get it. Is it impossible to make a movie that is understandable and where the thing its about actually gets shown aswell? Why is that so impossible. In Every movie they dont say what they want to say its all big damn riddle. I dont get it and seriously I dont even care that much to know which also makes this a movie I will never watch again.
So simple and yet so complicated it drains you.
Emily the Criminal (2022)
Not bad
But not good. Lame ending. Emily was t a bad ass. Skinny short girl like that would be taken down the road anytime anyday so fooling tje young already lost individuals out there that theh are as strong as men is really dangerous. I am a woman, a woman with an uterus and I do not think I can take down a real man ever.
If that was rhe point of the movie it failed miserably. I dont know what the point was I enjoyed it somewhat cause of the portayals of the criminal and their nationality which is in line with reality and the job someone does to get money when in a bad situation, but I couldnt like it cause the actress wasnt right for this role. She isually atars in comedies. It felt kind of like a satire to me sometimes. Then she survives beats down a gang takes their money and flees the country to escape the swat team.
Wow just wow.
Fall (2022)
Stupid but thrilling
In the beginning. Gets your nerves on edge just to go swimming. Climbing mountains isnt easy but these girls were quite cheesy, every decision they made was wrong so now they have to hold strong. Wearing the back on one shoulder made it fall and now they climb down against the rotten wall. Nearly dead she clings on a rope then she falls slippery slope. Best friend tries to pull her up and succeedes even when hope is up. Cant believe all I saw it was a joke I was in Awe. No food was brought and only one water bottle, but they share, to soon be able and trottle down there. They threw their shoes and phone fell hard, now its time to stop this charade. Ending is powerful I kid you not, watch it and see if you dont believe me.
Planet Terror (2007)
Have to love it
Cause its hilarious! Hahaha!
I couldnt stop laughinh and it entertained me so much I had to watch til the end. Even tho I knew the outcome.
Like this scene: wray(like whats that name) talks to Earl the sheriff in town and asks how his wife is doing. Earl responds with a novel talking about his wifes cancer and refusal of chemo. He says she got cancer of smoking for 40 years. And proceeds to ask chained up Wray, in the police office, if he smokes.
Wray responds with a subtle "no" and as soon as Earl turns around happy now and walks away Wray lights a ciggarette unconcerned.
Or when they are about to go in to wrays truck. The officer who arrested him but now seem to be on good terms with Wray jumps up in the truck and wray says something like, "can you drive" Officer says "yes" or something similar then wray says "dont wreck her" while closing the car door it says "wrays wreckage" its his ccompany name supposedly.
Get it? Dont wreck her/it and the car door says "wreckage". Hahaha!
What a laugh. This is for sure amusing. Watch it it's hilariously awful and entertaining.
American Insurrection (2021)
No
Let me guess, they iverthrow the government cause they shoed them all how its done. Trust the ratings on This one dont kill your braincells for nothing.
Let me guess, they iverthrow the government cause they shoed them all how its done. Trust the ratings on This one dont kill your braincells for nothing.
Let me guess, they iverthrow the government cause they shoed them all how its done. Trust the ratings on This one dont kill your braincells for nothing.
Let me guess, they iverthrow the government cause they shoed them all how its done. Trust the ratings on This one dont kill your braincells for nothing.
Watcher (2022)
Stop
This is so bad. The acting is ridiculous. The movie is unwatchable. Called the watcher but unwatchable.
How could someone act so badly and still be cast in a movie. And how come anyone can direct a movie these days. Everyone is worried about the husband but clearly they missed the whole clownfest going on behind the husbands limited screentime. Overuse of the talking scene overuse of the watching scene overuse of the scremaing scene overuse of the bawling scene, overuse of the ridiculous scenes overuse if the walking scene , overuse of the killing scene , overuse of the filming scene, its an overused movie compelety. Its not that its boring its so dumb. I am going to confess that I have higher intelligence than this, thats why its not good. For everyone who liked it , its clearly the opposite.
Glass Onion (2022)
Movie is ok but
I cant stand that Janelle monae. She is such a lousy actress. Every time she spoke it sounded like a joke. Even james bond made his accent but he did it good. She ? God I just cant. She is probably not even making her accent, she couldnt act if she tried.
Seemed so ridiculous to watch her run around the place like an amateur. It went from lousy to bad to unbearable in just a small amount of time. I wish I hadnt seen it.
If you can stomach her its an interesting movie but if not then watch something else.
Repeat to reach the correct amount of character limit. I cant stand that Janelle monae. She is such a lousy actress. Every time she spoke it sounded like a joke. Even james bond made his accent but he did it good. She ? God I just cant. She is probably not even making her accent, she couldnt act if she tried.
Seemed so ridiculous to watch her run around the place like an amateur. It went from lousy to bad to unbearable in just a small amount of time.
If you can stomach her its an interesting movie but if not then watch something else.
The Minute You Wake Up Dead (2022)
Hahahah
Jaimee alexander in it. Again I am only watching because I am a cri gejunkie. Saw last seen alive the day before and felt the same. This one is like a really bad tv show. Or soap opera. So baaad! Its so cringe. Who ever gave this more than 1 star cause you are forced otherwise it would be a double negative atleast, is put of their mind.
Movies are a joke these days, many of them. Acting is pathetic, anybody can clearly weep or utter the worst irrational sentences and go "hm" in awkward situations.
Everything is wrong with these crap of a movie . Watch it to learn what a bad movie is so you wont do the same mistake again next time. I laughed my a$$ off. It really sucked.
Last Seen Alive (2022)
Cringefest
This movie made me cringe so much. I watched it a second time just for the cringe. Guess I am a cringejunkie or something.
The execution, the plot the story the acting the dialouge the scenery it all blends in to one really awkard embarrassing cringefest gone havoc. You know like on a party and everyone is dancing but suddenly someone starts bickering and you feel embarrased on behalf of those someone but then someone other than that someone who is bickering gets involved and people start taking sides and it gets all wind up but the remaining people who refuse to ruin their own evening leaves and noone notices that the party is over until they stop bickering and then scratch their head like "where are everyone" wondering how this happend.
You dont know that? Ohhh my bad, neither do I, but this is that kind of a movie where you have seen it before and dont know about it but you cringe just thinking about it.
No?
Too many gave this movie a good review but its so bad and lousy you cant even comprehend. I truly believe Gerard Butler wouldnt make a movie like this if he wasnt in financial difficulties. The movie is not just bad as in bad , its so lousy like pathetic. The wife actress should never act again. I dont know who she is but I will find out only to be able to avoid any other movie she participates in. The director choosing her as the second lead in the movie should tell you this is not going to be good.
Gerard will get a second chance cause I am hoping for a success with the den of thieves 2, that should be released 2023. I really hope he never does anything like this again. Its beneath him if you ask me.
Speak No Evil (2022)
Delivers
Its a thriller its psychological its creepy and its actually good.
It does what its supposed to do. And gets you interested. You migh want a revenge or something but in reality in a situation like this you might not have that choice nor courage. Many are asking for some type of hero or heroine to step forward and save the day but thats a cliche and boring at this point. These were clearly unsecure people who mever experencied alot and dont know how to fight. Many real normal people dont. Watch it and enjoy a movie thats not pilitical nor politically correct nor a faktytale or a robin hood replica. Clearly you can never please everyone.
The Invitation (2022)
i dont do ridiculous very well
But this was beyond ridiculous. I fastforwarded to the last 30 sec laughed and switched it off.
Do not pay for this type of bad movie. Its not good at all. Its so lousy I dont have the energy to got through it. A pomaking lefty living poorly in New york goes to Englad countryside gets blown away by luxury, cant stand it cause thats not right according to the lead, finds lord attractive and he aswell so he wants to marry her suddenly and make her a vampire. She somehow gets away with burning them all down like 100 experienced vampires by a unexperienced newly born kind of a human vampire. The new generation.
Watch it if you dont care about time but make sure to leave anegative review after so other people wont be fooled.
Poker Face (2022)
No omg no
What really to say here other than how bad and ridiculous this movie isThe plot is completely unorgamized. So many ridiculous thing going in at the same time. Other ridiculous things just get shown without reason, no legitimacy nothing.
Shuffling cards through a scene were the criminal is walking to his death and cant keep a straight line, crushing wooden fence!?
The pathetic running in the house by the two female looking for their dad, who normally has servants but not this time and still they dont stop to wonder why the house is so dark and lone.
But the ending takes the prize. Such a short ending like the killing if the intruders took 30 sec tops, while the rest of the movie was about I dont even know anymore. Cant recall what its about but I am sure it has nothing really to do with poker nor how to keep a straight poker face or an uneven one for that matter.
Barbarian (2022)
Something is not right
With the top reviews!
This is not a horror! I love horror movies and watch almost only horror movies. I was excited to watch this cause of the high rating and also the description. Now I am so dissapointed, I suffer from cognitive dissonance and PTSD because of the traumatic events that went completely downhill.
I will sum the movie up for you!
Tess rents a house in a crackhead neighbourhood. There is already a man there named keith cause they got double booked. Tess gets locked in the basement idiotically, finds a dungeon, and a secret door, then saved by keith then goes back so Keith can see, afrer two minutes he is gone. Tess goes after keith gets killed by the monster. A naked woman with supernatural powers.
New movie Aj drives a cat, gets accused of rape, has to sell his property the house rented to Tess and Keith. He never knew about the basement but finds it cause the door is open. Goes down to measure the area so he can sell ot for a higher bid. Get captured by the monster and put in a dungeon with Tess. Tess escapes while the monster tries to breastfeed AJ . She runs to a ohine, calls the police who dont want to listen to her. This was a try to make the police look bad. She crashes the car in to the monster who runs out of the house.a homeless man tries to save tess and tells her to run and "she isnt the worst thing down there" but never do we find out what is. Aj finds an old man who shoots himself and noone knows why. He then takes the gun and runs, shooting Tess who came back for him. They run to the water tower where rhe homeless man tries to save them. But the monster comes chasing them. Aj turns schizophrenic and throws Tess down from the water tower. Monster jumps after saving the shot wounded Tess somehow and herself. Aj comes closer and gets killed by the monster. Tess shoots the monster and the movie ends.
We know nothing we didnt see anything, this movie isnt scary! It's ridiculous. There is absolutely no sort of reason or even logic or horrifying in this movie. The first 30 min were good ! Interesting and got me watching then it just made a free fall and I was literally left with a wth is this!? I am still wondering what in the name of god did I just watch!
Dubai Bling (2022)
So fake
Trying to copy housewives of beverly hills and other reality shows like that.
Atleast the houswewives actually have wealth. I was thinking these people are loaded but then check it up and they have mayne a million. Only ebraheem has like 50 million and is rich . But a housewives has like a billion. I expected more money. The way they act and speak is ridiculous. Not that the hpusewives do it any betyer but there is something really fake in dubai. I have never been to dubai but this sure doesnt make want to go there. I am glad I am not in their shoes, loubotin or not! I wpuld never want to portrat myself in this hideous way. And the british accents? Calling themselves selfmade in Dubai!? Give me a break. Without western influence there wouöd be no money at all. And watching their lifestyles while knowing how many women there cant even walk outsode without persmission from husband or a male is disgusting. So money makes you stand over the religopn that is many peoples nightmare. So fake! I am so disgusted, what repulsive garbage this is.
Beast (2022)
A medical doctor Fighting a lion with a knife
Whoever directed this movie dont ever do that again!
One of the most awful movies I have seen. I dont know if its meant to be dumb or not. I cant tell if its a childrens movie cartoon, or just for the dumb. Universal put their name on this, Idris Elba joined this and now they both gp in the dumpster. I cant believe what I just watched. I am just thankful to God that I didnt pay a dime.
You can watch it if you have nothing else to do pr just want to discover dumb films in the 21 century. Otherwise dont even consider it. I should have read the reviews before watching. Such a regret I didnt.
You have been warned.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Ohh dear lord save us all
If this is the future!
Forget about the laughable dialogue, the unnecessary words muttered between different species who are still in homo sapien flesh, the ridiculous voice from the exorcist movie from the 80? 90's? The toy suits the soldiers were wearing, the google earth planets, Bad CGI effects, so fake , Bruce willis acting the worst action movie ever, he seemed mentally disabled like he never acted before or Frank Grillo! Frank Grillo making the most ridiculous appearance I have ever seen floating in space blowing himself up for mankind when the aliens were still on earth fighting the war with Bruce who somehow survives the blowup, and so much more cringe unbelievable things You havent seen anything like this yet. Like Actors you never heard of and a country song in the end that makes you cringe and trembe of embarrassment. A 5 second "battle" and everyone wiped out then back in restaurants still wearing their ridiculous toy suits.
Hahaha I cant, but what I really want to say, sorry went a bit off there, is remember all the reviews written here on IMDB that made me laugh my ass off! They are so good, so well written, so well described! Trust the rating this time. Otherwise it is kind of misleading but on this movie the reviews are top notch.
22 July (2018)
PATHETIC
Every real english speaker out there should be horrified by the completely horrendous english accent these ACTORS put up. I feel so ashamed! What is that! The acting itself was something completely patjetic aswell I mean "come on man" it was almost laughable. It should be s thriller or something similar but god damn what a pathetic movie. Bad attempt of depicting a real event of horror for those involved. I felt nothing witj any of those in this movie.
The dialogue, the things the actors had to say to each other was so out if touch with reality. Who speaks like that! And Anders Breivik did not pose or make lip poutings like in the movie that was just pathetic at best. Could they possibly find anyone less sympathetic and attractive than the actors in the movie? I dont think so! They have all sorts of experts on make up and clothing and anything to make someone look good but god did they fail! They surely didnt even try.
The supposedly funny moment wgen the girl went in to Viljars hispital bed to ask if he want ciggarettes,who recently had a brain surgery and had just woken up, and he says "Tgat would be good except that I dont smoke" or something to that effect. I mean hahahaha, as a hahaha for pathetic, he cant stand up yet he should smoke in a hospital where its forbidden to smoke in?
And the names!? Viljar? Torje? Bano? Wth!?
Watch it if you want to see what a bad movie looks like but make sure you come back here to give the movie a review. A truthful review! Which is exactly what I did here!
Antebellum (2020)
Awful
So untrue.
So fake
So not at all scary nor thrilling
I just got angry!
Instead of showing actual history they make it out to be a superwoman movie. A skinny woman on her own just takes the whole south-down. Pun intended.
An army of weapons. Its the bad white man. Over and over. Its not history! Its not a fact. If its the evil white male then god help us all. Why do we still have a white male in this world?