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Ambulance (2022)
Excruciating
Just a turd. A massive massive turd. From the God awful soundtrack out the gate you knew this would suck. Like they gave a 12 year old a dolby board and said go nuts then mixed it at max volume. The writing was equally bad but you will only hear every 5th line or so over the one thousand decibel ominous tones blaring incessantly. I can't even imagine how long and awful this script was if they cut this thing down to two hours and sixteen minutes with what they kept. Michael Bay has always sucked but at this point I feel like it's just getting sad and someone who cares about him should tell him to stop cause this was embarrassing.
In a Relationship (2018)
Who is the audience?
Just a boring tryst. Are we supposed to be rooting for the insecure, desperate Owen? Or the equally unlikable Hallie with an IQ of 15? A sad sad attempt at film making.
Welcome to Happiness (2015)
Doesn't deliver
All you'll find here is boring, empty scenes. There is no substance, nothing of note happens and none of the characters matter at all. No laughs, no drama, no twists, nothing at all really.
Captain Fantastic (2016)
Shallow and pedantic
Definitely a fantasy, that of the director, and nothing more than his personal vessel to REEEEE his ideas.
Reminiscence (2021)
I just hope I never reminisce about this movie
The major setting points were totally unnecessary, the memory tank, the unseen war, weird drug, etc. Its just a super shallow straightforward story of bad guy did something bad to a girl. Good guy wins, the end.
The Empty Man (2020)
Kind of...empty
First act is great then it degrades from there into the same old type of wait what is real, did that happen or not crap. In the end you just don't care.
Count Me In (2021)
Not very good
Maybe watchable for people who have never heard a drum before. Otherwise just forced, very shallow evaluation of light drumming history. Probably missing any mention of the top 5 rock drummers ever, not engaging.