QuickMilt Reviews

Haphazard (II) (2019)

10 Stars REALLY! STACKED DECK👎

[2/10 · 16 September 2023]

Poor acting, bad special effects, broken squences and hard to follow plot. The whole story is very poorly written, with the director having shots that dragged the whole movie into the ground. The fight scenes are not overly bad but still lame. A good "B" movie if you like those kinds of films.

The reviews shows that the cast and staff or their friends who put this overrated flick at 10 stars {how obvious} is only trying to get movie goers to watch this bad movie. Also their reviews are generally 1 or 2 lines and not with 600+ characters like everyone else has done. This is definitely NOT a movie worth wasting your time on. I stopped watching it after 20 minutes. Better to spending your time doing something else, maybe going for a walk. Two👎thumbs👎down!

Renegades (2022)

Definitely Not a "R.E.D." Flick

[2/10 · 17 December 2022]

Unfortunately most British flicks are rarely funny, due to having a poor quality director. This was more of a poorly acted more a goofy clown skit, with the lady dective Jannine Narissa Sothcott being the head clownstress. Does she do botox and fat injections to ones lips MUCH!? LOL! The action scenes were weak and fake looking along with the VFX and the poor gun and explosion SFX.

It could have been worth watching but lacked weak acting and poor music tracks. It was a horrible try to have older actors try to do a remake of American movies. Do not waste your time on this movie, go watch RED and RED2 again instead or better still Expendables 1, 2 or 3.

Two thumbs down!!

Don't Look Up (2021)

Parody of the 45th Presidency : )

[8/10 · 29 December 2021]

A well written situational ironic parody of the Trump presidency taken at a whole new level of incompetency. But so true to real life, as countries still feel the how the world has changed with no one able to work the people that voted a president into power. A genius plot how this spoof flic hits the nail right on the head of how the past 2 years the world has felt the most. A must watch film, worth the 2 hours and 18 minutes.

Totally Under Control (2020)

Right to the Point!

[10/10 · 14 October 2020]

Not living in the US, I wondered how 220,000 people died needlessly so fast. This movie shows the exact timeline, the responses by the negligent Trump government to a tee and in detail. This shows how a manager of the most important country in the world had COVID 'Totally Out Of Control'! Like in this movie & in books the loss of life due to COVID-19 will be forever remembered like the Spanish Flu of 1918. This is one of best documentaries I have watched and will recommend to my friends and family. Well done NEON!!! 👍😊

Steel Rain 2 (2020)

Great Expectations With This Movie After Seeing Steel Rain 2017 - Dissipated 30 Minutes In!

[3/10 · 24 August 2020]

Watching Steel Rain 2017 was a real wonder and well produced Asian Movie. Hearing that Steel of Rain 2 was released I was expecting another 'Blockbuster Movie" from WooSuk Yang. Everything started off wondering how this movie would uncover a fantastic plot how nuclear unrest would unfold in this power area of Asia involving the US again. But right away seeing & hearing Angus Macfadyen playing the US President Smoot hit me really wondering why such a off key type of person he seemed to be in his roll. Also wondered why the US president had to be part of an inspection to fly into sign papers to personally to finish the deal to collect nukes. Then at 30 min. the boat sank, I could not believe my ears that I was seeing, this President Smoot playing the exact narcissistic person much to the likes of President Donald Trump! My jaw fell to my desk in disbelief of what the director and writer did to destroy this movie. There is no way that WooSuk Yang should have depicted Smoot as a exact replica of the present US President. I do not live in the US but I am sickened by why the director allowed this movie to be cheapened by an actual cheap person that totally resembled a lying low life of a person that is presently the US president! As it goes a movie squeal never is as good... as the first! IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOU GET TO GO ON A DATE YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WITH A SPECIAL PERSON ONLY TO FIND IT WAS THE WORST DATE EVER, THAT BAD!! IT GOT TO THE POINT IT WAS ALMOST NOT WORTH WATCHING ANYMORE! I almost give it less than *3 Stars*. Very disappointed....

T-34 (2018)

Finally a great war movie from Russia? Yes!

[8/10 · 17 June 2019]

A incredibly well written, acted and directed movie. The few special effects are very well done. After seeing so many USA and British war movies everyone seems to forget that Russia was our ally in the wars also. So it is befitting that they too had war heroes who dedicated their lives to a free Russia as did other countries at the time. So hats off to our ally in WWII, a fantastic movie well done and I will watch again.

The Last Laugh (I) (2019)

Sentimental Memory of Great Actors

[8/10 · 15 January 2019]

Past memories of stars I grew up with and how I remembered them in all the great movies they stared in. Sort of a blast from the past which I quite enjoyed seeing them act again from a long absence on the BIG SCREEN. It was great to see Andie MacDowell, Richard Dreyfuss and Chevy Chase (and many uncredited actors) in a wonderful movie that shows a people can still act and do a wonderful job at it. I hope many other viewer find it as enjoying seeing these actors make it big again an also see some amazing country side and with some pretty good jokes on the side. Great actors.... but how they have aged since I last saw them in recent movies.

The Last Laugh (I) (2019)

Maybe Just a Sentimental Memory of Great Actors

[8/10 · 12 January 2019]

Memories of stars I grew up with and how I remembered them in all the great movies they stared in. Sort of a blast from the past which I quite enjoyed seeing them act again from a long absence on the BIG SCREEN. It was great to see Andie MacDowell, Richard Dreyfuss and Chevy Chase (and many uncredited actors) in a wonderful movie that shows a people can still act and do a wonderful job at it. I hope many other viewer find it as enjoying seeing these actors make it big again an also see American Country side and with some good jokes on the side. Great Memories! Please enjoy....

At First Light (I) (2018)

Watch with an open mind, think out of Marvel and Lucas box !

[9/10 · 1 October 2018]

This is definitely not Steven Spielberg or George Lucas Si-Fi production with a unlimited high end budget for CG animated film, but a film that is worthy of its writing, directing and plot to the film. It still has it's fair share of CG effects at the right moment and also is not over killed with lots of hero type actions like in a Marvel or DC film trying to save the world. It's idea is good, original and down to earth. There are no well known actors and the acting is incredibly good and not lagging due to the young actress as the lead star Alex (Stefanie Scott). It is not a fast tempo movie but keeps you thinking and at your seat edge wondering what will these aliens do to her and how the movie will conclude. It is definitely worth watching, this movie definitely not like any other recent Si-Fi movies out there, it is not a shoot up killing film but keeps you thinking. It most likely will not have a sequel to it but it makes one wonder how humans will make his first encounter with an alien may it have a physical form or just and entity something so far advanced we may not know how to communicate with them.

Bad Cat (2016)

WARNING: Definitely NOT a CHILDRENS film !!!

[3/10 · 21 September 2018]

Like Sausage Party-2016 this animation is not for any young children or for family viewing. It is so close to an "R" rating it should have been. There is endless continual profanity, a death every several minutes in the start of the movie, lots of stealing and sexual connotations though out it. So that aside, this animation is very well done for a Turkish production, characters are original and refreshing that is all it has going for it. This movie is lacking in a plot which a much better writer could have made this a good movie. The main cat character Sehera the villain or gang leader is always getting what he wants in life but never manages to get a female cat he wants to get laid who cares about nothing else. Very disappointed with no story line but only a Zombie trying to get revenge for his dead cat Princess which Sherra and Cemil electrocuted. Sorry to say it is not worth watching unless you are desperate and it is a rainy day outside with nothing else to do. Instead watch a real animation such as one of the Incredibles or Ice Age films were you will definitely get a laugh out of (& has a plot to the movie).

The Condemned 2 (2015 Video)

Acting So Bad, a disgrace this was made into a Movie

[1/10 · 5 January 2016]

The lines given to the actors and actresses is so lame and pointless. They have actors that say they are professionals in there own field, but having sniper cannot shoot worth crap just is so lame. Little alone they know they are still being followed but hide in a RV and have a beer? Then they leave the viewer dumbfound when in the movie are about to phone the police but never do? Most actors need to take acting lessons and have a better writer before calling "Action" and rolling on this film.

How did this ever get past the final read and accepted as a script for a full movie is beyond me. It is just total garbage, not even a made for TV movie. If you like total lack of continuity and a poor plot with total lack of acting here is the brain dead movie to watch. Do not waste your time, even "The Condemned I" from 2007 was a marginally better! Unfortunately IMDb does not have a "0" for rating movies, too bad!

Age of Tomorrow (2014 Video)

The Asylum is a COPYCAT Movie Company! "B" rated MOVIES.

[1/10 · 19 July 2014]

I would imagine by now a lot of IMDb users have notice that The Asylum Movie Company since its inception in 1999 is almost completely a COPYCAT company producing movies at the expense of credible movies that were just produced and released with Asylum producing an almost exact reproduction of that major release at the same time. So if a movie sounds familiar check who is the "Company Credits" are just below "Details" guaranteed it was "The Asylum". Also you will notice that the rating of these movies are usually around 2 or 3 stars (maybe a 4 star but very rare), with very poor animation, week plots, very poor acting and a horrendous ending.

So unless you are really wanting to see a very bad movie and have a couple of hours just to waste in your life, stay away from The Asylum produced movies,(or just put your tomato plant or cat in front of the TV and let it vegetate and not you.) In fact if you did not know, none of their movies have ever released in a credible movie theatre, just straight to video.

I hope like a lot of IMDb subscribers, you do not support Asylum by buying or downloading such garbage. It only gives them more incentive to try to produce trash movies. I know there are also similar companies that have produced copycat movies but they generally are not total garbage like The Asylum's. "The Asylum" should apply for asylum and be granted refugee status in another country.........

Here is a list of The Asylum produced movies: Bellyfruit, Fourplay, Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill, Vampires vs. Zombies, H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds, King of the Lost World, Snakes on a Train, The Da Vinci Treasure, When a Killer Calls, 666: The Child, Halloween Night Pirates of Treasure Island, Hillside Cannibals, The 9/11 Commission Report, Dragon, Transmorphers, The Hitchhiker, AVH: Alien vs. Hunter, The Apocalypse, Invasion of the Pod People, 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 666: The Beast, Freakshow, I Am Omega, 100 Million BC, 2012: Doomsday, Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls, Death Racers, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Monster, Street Racer, Sunday School Musical, The Day the Earth Stopped, War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave, The Land That Time Forgot, Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, 18-Year-Old Virgin, Sex Pot, Princess of Mars, Haunting of Winchester House The Terminators, Transmorphers: Fall of Man, 2012: Supernova, Paranormal Entity, 6 Guns, Titanic II, The 7 Adventures of Sinbad, 8213: Gacy House, Mega Piranha, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, MILF, Moby Dick, Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus, Almighty Thor, Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes, Battle of Los Angeles, 3 Musketeers, 200 mph, 11/11/11, Barely Legal, The Amityville Haunting, Zombie Apocalypse, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, Princess and the Pony, Grimm's Snow White, 2-Headed Shark Attack, Bikini Spring Break, Hold Your Breath, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies, Alien Origi, 100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck, American Warships, Clash of the Empires, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, Rise of the Zombies, 500 mph Storm, AE: Apocalypse Earth, Alone for Christmas, Attila, Atlantic Rim, Hansel & Gretel, Sharknado, Jack the Giant Killer, Mother, Age of Dinosaurs, Age of Tomorrow, Airplane vs. Volcano, Alpha House, Android Cop, Apocalypse Pompeii, Asian School Girls, Asteroid vs. Earth, Mercenaries, Bermuda Tentacles, Hercules Reborn, Jailbait, Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark, Sharknado 2:(Second One), Sleeping Beauty.

No Clue (2013)

A Good Canadian Comedy

[8/10 · 3 June 2014]

Brent Butt (Corner Gas) plays Leo Falloon, a bumbling middle-aged logo salesman who's so smitten by the mysterious blonde named Kyra (Amy Smart) who asks him to help find her missing brother that he neglects to tell her she's in the wrong office. That sets up a long-winded plot about corporate espionage in the computer game world with steely eyed corporate chiefs and an over sized goon. Butt is a decent word-spinner and self-deprecating funny man, but the decision to have the rest of the cast play it straight maybe is not the best decision. A few scenes of Leo Fallon exchanging banter with his buddy Ernie (David Koechner of Get Smart & Anchorman 1 and 2), prove more rewarding than the cliché murder plot that occupies most of the movie. The overall rating of the movie is good, taken you are ready for a little bit of smirking chuckles. No Clue is definitely worth watching, you should also have a look at his performance in Corner Gas which is very original.

RoboCop (2014)

RoboCop needed more puzzles to solve in a in a real life situtation. But the writers had WRITERS BLOCK!

[6/10 · 18 February 2014]

This movie had a very good potential, only thing lacking was the writing of the script to fit what a computer cop was able to do & not to do and how he would be able to get around these scenarios. For example when he was holding the gun on anyone who had a wrist band and they would not be able to point a weapon on that person or he would shut down, The solution to solve this puzzle was very, very simple. RoboCop was a computer and he could analyze a predicament and figure a solution, so why when on the helipad did he not just shoot at the helipad and send the ricocheting bullets into Raymond Sellars and fatally wound him that way? Instead that crap of RoboCop try to force his gun up to Raymond Sellars and shoot him, (but RoboCop never did shut down when he raised his gun and shot Raymond Sellars, now what is wrong this story now, they just screwed with protocol of an OCP prime directive not to be able to point and shoot directly at a OCP official).

Just a quick thought for you all, QuickMilt