andyglyndon Reviews

Breathe (I) (2024)

Umph...!

[1/10 · 10 April 2024]

This movie is a punch in the stomach while full.

There are pletora of bad movies out there and this one proudly joins the top 10 of the worst.

The characters are faked badly, the leading duo just suck, and Milla and Sam - well, they looked like they came to assist their 5 year old daughter at the school performance.

You will be skipping large parts of the movie with your remote.

You will be wishing that you've chosen some old classic to watch again, instead of this.

You will be sorry.

Rotten Tomato doesn't yet allow ratings on their page. Perhaps to avoid negative reviews for the sale of diverse casting in this movie.

Just go outside and get soaked by a rainfall.

Nowhere (II) (2023)

Badly exceuted idea

[2/10 · 30 September 2023]

There isnine serious problem with Nowhere: the main character woman behaves idiotically with every step she makes on the screen.

She makes noise when she's supposed to be quiet, drops her phone (and breaks it...) when she's supposed to hold it close, she initially uses paper masking tape to block bullet holes in the container wall, she jums around the container while there are various straps to hold on to, etc., etc., etc.

It's almost like she has landed on planet Earth just now and she is trying to comprehend gravity and intended uses for various materials.

There is a million ways she could be better at her doings, but the director seems oblivious to any of them.

Too bad, two stars.

Nocebo (II) (2022)

Started well...

[1/10 · 22 February 2023]

Although the begining of this piece was promissing and well casted, the further I watched the worst it became. Finally, the plot has turned from acceptable to unbearable. The political agenda relating to sweatshops in Phillipines would hit you suddenly and leave with disgust.

Another great accomplishment by people who blame all the bad in the world on white people from civilised countries.

You will find number of annoying scenes showing the incapability of the main characters to think and act rationally, thus making it yet another -Behind you!- movies, already ridiculed in numerous comedies, like Scream.

Wasted potential here is a shame.

Day Shift (2022)

LoL - total waste of time.

[1/10 · 13 February 2023]

This movie was designed and made to portray white people as villains, while all black people show human emotions.

Because it is the exact opposite of reality it should be tagged as Sci-Fi.

Only managed to watch this for around half an hour.

I really tried to find it funny, or entertaining despite the obvious agenda. Unfortunately the agend is the only thing that this film was intended to promote.

It also promites violence as a dominant and desired human trait. I guess it's because it was directed by some martial artist (laughable comparison).

You will be much better off just spending that time with your family, or cats, or parrots, or eating a burger.

Zero stars.

Rakka (2017)

We have a winner!

[1/10 · 9 October 2021]

The entire set of Oats Studios's (who are they, anyways?) deserves the prize of The Worst Movies Ever Made (TWMEM) exequo, but Rakka is the opening title, so let's all dtand up for this decade's winner!