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Embrace of the Vampire (1995)
Terrible film wise but very spicy 🔥
I wasn't expecting much when I saw the poster for this film but as a big Martin Kemp fan I felt as if I was obliged to watch it and honestly... The only thing I enjoyed about this film was Martin's bare ass & tongue action 🤣 Though if your watching it for Alyssa it's a whole nother story.
P. S for the film buffs, the whole thing is very messy. The medieval aesthetic in the first few minutes is the best part of the film and the whole dialogue goes of the rails throughout most of the film. But if your looking for a trashy 90s horror filled with lots of boob n erotic scenes then this is for you.
Paintball Massacre (2020)
An okay film but could be better.
The film was overall okay! My only constructive criticism is that the kills were actually seen like you saw ___ being impaled as oppose to seconds after and the killer actually had a face reveal.
Film buffs will likely hate it given the very low budget gore wise especially when ___ was searching inside ___'s stomach however all aside this was an independently made film and hats off to all the cast and crew who put it together you have potential to create great content.
P. S Lee Latchford Evans is literally the cutest and did well for his first acting roll.